JSA Storytime: Man-Thing

Good evening owls,

Time for S&S

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Fun thread earlier buttmad about our threads
Expect him to post in here any minute if he wasn't b&

You ready for Bendis to ruin Legion?

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Somebody on CBR forums listed all of them out

The Flash: Iron Heights
JSA: Darkness Falls
JSA: The Return of Hawkman
Batman: Earth One
Superman: Secret Origin
JLA/JSA: Virtue and Vice
DC Comics Presents: The Life Story of the Flash #1
DC Comics Presents: JLA - The Age of Wonder #1
DC Comics Presents: Batman - Arkham #1
DC Comics Presents: The Son of Superman #1
DC Comics Presents: The Legion of Super-Heroes #1
The Legion of Super-Heroes: The Great Darkness Saga
The Legion of Super-Heroes: The Curse
Justice League International Omnibus v.1
Superman: Brainiac
Superman: Last Son
Superman: Escape From Bizarro World
Superman and the Legion of Super-Heroes
Superman Golden Age Omnibus v.1
Infinite Crisis
Batman: The Dark Prince Charming
Green Lantern by Geoff Johns Omnibus v.1
Gotham Central Omnibus
Wonder Woman: Earth One
Batman/Superman: World's Finest
(a book I can't make out, but with a creator "Hope" listed, possibly Secret Origins)
DC Comics: Zero Year
Absolute Identity Crisis
Teen Titans by Geoff Johns
Superman: A Celebration of 75 Years
Kingdom Come

really?

did it get baleeted?

We don’t talk enough about the Conan influence

Hey OP! DC Bendis means every day is full of terror

Which of you wrote into war rocket Ajax about Jamm?

Literally every single thing that makes Legion good are the exact things Bendis is the worst at

Yeah but it was very fun while it lasted, actually since OP got BTFO

is it on desu? I'm really curious now dammit

I went to my LCS today and was all >:(

I never knew that these threads were full of sjw socialist propaganda

I gotcha famalam

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Anyone else get the digital copy of the Providence artbook from the kickstarter?

Honestly, glad the kickstarter did well because the book would have felt light without the character design stretch goal being reached.

You didn't know? We're secretly controlling the board and planning to reform it in our image as Sup Forumsmblr

Hey OP.

So Future Fight has a Veterans Day sale on, with various military characters getting discount costumes. With a noticeable failure to include Agent "Lt Dan" Venom.

oh my god I'm fucking dying at everyone figuring out I'm a woman

unless they're joking

Reminds me of when the Crossed fandom was at its peak here and someone would accuse me of trying to "run the fandom" with an iron fist.

to be fair I'm not subtle about the socialist propaganda in these threads

Gates still best commie in comics

these t-shirts are amazing

>Literally every single thing that makes Legion good are the exact things Bendis is the worst at
Its truly the nightmare scenario. All the sci-fi world building of Saga, the character work ofor a poorly done one man show, and page after a page of copy pasted art.

That Popeye strut shirt is fucking wild.

Haven't been here at the time, but "Crossed fandom" sounds hilarious. Did they have shipping threads?

Hello, Storyteller.

Right, so two things.

One, Bendis can just fuck right off, yeah? Like, the big two need to knock this shit off where they're more insular than a Japanese corporation. Trading crap writers between each other is not a healthy thing for anyone.
>Oh, but he sells!
Bullshit. This is an industry where 2K counts as "good sales". Bendis numbers mean jack shit, thus he is worth jack shit. He can go right ahead and fuck off to the same corner of deserved shame as Chuck Austen. This piece of rat shit had better not be put anywhere near the Legion. New York will burn to the fucking ground.

Second, Robinson Wondy is just pathetically lame. I can't even summon strong enough emotions for how lame this story has been. Also, don't make the obvious joke, because Bendis would not be the absolute worst thing to happen to Diana, not by a fuckin' long shot. Amazons Attack still exists after all.

Tempting fate but Bendis would have to work pretty hard to do worse than the Retcon

It's very likely Legion...but I also think he'll get his hands on Shazam.

We just mostly talked about lore and favorite series. Whenever someone asked for recs and I would say my favorites this user would also insist that I was trying to impose my tastes on everyone. Every time.

so this is a nice change from the philosophical debate of the last issue

also, cape+bikini is a great power statement

Oh btw DCSHG is fucking amazing

I'm pretty much imagining it'll be Bendis GotG, though I suppose at least here he'll have actually read a LoSH comic instead of just watching a meme trailer

Legion, Superman, and JLI are what I think he's looking at. Hoping Johns is holding tight to LOSH because Supes and a Justice League you can do anything with whereas LOSH is gonna be a Deal when they return

>Johns and things that heavily influenced Johns.txt

I'm convinced by the reading that he was tonally trying to do JLI with his GOTG; it's almost certainly one of the comics that he's read and loved, although he also didn't learn why it was good beyond trying to imitate it

>Oh btw DCSHG is fucking amazing

This is the guy who had a fetish for Hawkgirl/Dawnstar's wings from back in the day, isn't he

i'm morbidly interested in which 5 Legion stories he loves and is gonna repeat ad nauseum

>wait what the fuck

>the jsa storytimer is a lady????

dying, here

dying

The Death of Ferro Gal

I guess it comes down to some people feeling powerless even on an unrestricted, anonymous imageboard? Fuck knows man, people be crazy.

The
>she
post left me in hysterics

Robinson's WW is so bad.
Like not Finch bad, but it's bad.
Even Lupa's art just isn't meant for that title. She fits Supergirl and Starfire better.

Bendis... doing research? that's new

He'll mix them up by throwing in Shooter's sex files.

lmao like he's reading that shit

oh fuck you i can totally see it. and he'd make her black finally which is good.

it's such a sad pupples!

right, lol, you think he's gonna READ it all?

I somehow doubt he actually read the books. Don't get me wrong, I love the Legion, but getting through even a good chunk of the material is a bit of a sit. Bendis hasn't enough of a fuck to give about his own original characters, nevermind old school classics.

Huh. And here I thought being a twat about recs was my tired ass shtick.

yeah, fair point, no way he's going to bother reading all that

I'm pretty jealous of those stacks though, he's got some good stuff in there

Out of that entire list, Gotham Central is the only book I'd be okay with him doing, even if I know it wouldn't be as good as the first.

Like fuck, they're really going to give that guy 4+ books (or 2 double shipping books?) that don't fit him at all, aren't they?

Desu I checked out the twitter account and there's clearly some deeper stuff going on there, it's a rabbit hole I don't want to go down.

The fucked up thing is trying to think of what book Bendis would actually be good on, and realizing their isn't one.

>andreyko manhunter
NOOOOOOOOO
Tho desu I wouldn't mind old Bendis doing it because Alias is ok and Kate is more like Jessica Jones than fuckin Carol or Gamora

>all that Wonder Woman
S T D F A R M

>The Lazarus Contract
lmao

It's not even that badly written, it's just completely pointless and throws out the interest/goodwill created by the movie. Fucking nobody cares about Grail, especially not people interested in Wondie.

I just don't understand why it exists at all except to fill space, it's the same stupidity that lead to Finch being put on the book after the huge success of Azz's run

I don't even know how to describe THIS kink.

>Tho desu I wouldn't mind old Bendis doing it because Alias is ok and Kate is more like Jessica Jones than fuckin Carol or Gamora

That's why I suggested it yesterday.

>those stacks though, he's got some good stuff in there

dem comped books though

I'm just curious to see if anyone at DC will bother trying to edit him, since clearly no one was doing so at Marvel

Andreyko and Bendis co-wrote a book called Torso that was pretty good, maybe he's just reading his buddy's books

BTW given we're already established as the enemy can I just say pic related would make for an amazing comic with the right writer?

Oh shit guys Berganza just got suspended

Alias is not okay & Bendis would write a shitty Kate.

heh, Eddie Berganza just got suspended

countdown to his hiring by Marvel?

Swampy and Sandman on the spine of that DC book are killing me

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Even Marvel aren't foolish enough
Right...?

>Johns TT and Lazarus Contract are the only Titans books he has or was sent

i'm telling you, Bendis needs to take over the franchise.
1) He will ignore all continuity and thus won't rehash the NTT stories
2) He's creative enough to think of new stuff, yet he can't ruin characters that are already shit, like Raven
3) He can create as many new characters as he likes because that's what TT is all about
4) The franchise is already bad so Bendis conceivably make it worse
5) It will have pretty art instead of Booth

hard to really care when you know it's just because of the press, but at least he won't be ruining books for a while

The Crossed threads were actually weirdly good back in the day, because most people had read the comics they were talking about and nobody was pretending Crossed was... anything other than what it was.

don't forget that Titans fans are used to garbage books so he can't really hurt them

He isn't going to read any of it, user. Look at all the shrink wrapped stuff in the back.

Aye. It was just actual frank discussion.

Would has never ended differently. People are tripping over each other in a race to be the first person to condemn a sexual harasser. Pretty sure I saw on twitter some politician from Palm Beach tweeting at DC trying to get Berganza fired.

apparently they may have hired Ron Richards, who left Image after doing iFanboy and I remember reading rumors that basically went "yeah, he 'left' Image"

NGL, part of me is doing a dance because we have good reason to blame E2/WE on him and who was it

Making national news is probably too much for DC/WB. I'm also guessing something in the accusations made is something DC *haven't* previously disciplined him for.

Magic Peanut Butter?

>NGL, part of me is doing a dance because we have good reason to blame E2/WE on him and who was it
Mike Cotton

both of whom have been editing the GL line for a while now too, among other things

Lot of that is probably just comps Marvel sends him.

The sacrifice would be Dick, Starfire, and Wally since those are the only characters people seem to care about. Dickfags are used to shit writing though.

Anyone else find it morbidly funny that so many are suddenly being exposed as diddlers? I mean, we all knew sexual harassment was a problem nobody was allowed to talk about, but goddamn the slucegates are open.

Also, Spacey doesn't surprise me at all, to be perfectly honest.

even before i first heard the stuff about him I knew berganza's name because he edited a bunch of shitty books.

Right, I didn't have a huge amount of patience for "let's speculate about what happened and scenarios wherein he's fired given that we know jack shit about the contracts involved", but people coming forward is different than "I know all about this, trust me"

it's the internet, trust rarely, verify always

maybe they got a "less misery plz" mandate?

Bendis said that a lot of the books are things he's already read over the years and he's just "refreshing" his memory

But let's get real he's not reading any of that, he just wants people to speculate and rage over the choices

Yeah, even as a Dickfag I'd accept him on Nightwing with JRJR art because he desperately needs something, ANYTHING different

I'm actually pretty impressed it hasn't just devolved into a retarded witch hunt yet, though I suppose that's a testament to how many legitimate targets there are

I can't imagine they didn't always have the option to just buy him out of his contract.

>maybe they got a "less misery plz" mandate?
I'm certain they did, "less misery pls" seemed like a broad Rebirth mandate

Rereading his "good" books just reveals all the same fucking bad writing ticks as his other stuff.

I hate Bendis so, so much.

oh shit there's proto-Howard

I wonder if, now, he had to pushed? golden parachute? terms and conditions?

Once Weinstein went down, it became anyone's game. Especially since he was so power in the industry and only recently became weaker.

As there are more accusations I'm expecting the reactions to be weaker and weaker though, unless some truly gross stuff comes out, like Singer or Roy Moore. I know some are starting to get annoyed because it's not safe to be guy or they're just following the bandwagon or whatever.

and then there's rumors from other mediums of entertainment that aren't as mainstream like Richard Jay Alexander/Broadway

I know some people say he's different in person etc. but I find his internet persona to have always been rather mean-spirited and trolly

He's the pipply ass of comics.

Any books of interest last Wednesday? Thoughts on four newly announced titles for February from the Big Two? New Age of DC Heroes delays?

The top three Marvel books for October failed to outsell METAL, and their shipped figures will go back to five digits.

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There are older conductors with the earned reputation of a Julie Schwartz, and certainly younger ones as well.

He probably still deserves it.

Wonder if any of the other rumours about sketchy comics fuckers will come to fruition.

Also lol'd hard at this shit

>Thoughts on four newly announced titles for February from the Big Two?
I don't care about the X Men Red/Jean Grey team book or the Batman Telltale comic.

DO care about the Mera mini though. Abnett is solid on Aquaman even if his Titans his shit, and the artist is fine too.

Don't remember the fourth one lol

>Thoughts on four newly announced titles for February from the Big Two
What was announced? I know of the Mera mini, the Young Monsters In Love one shot, and X-men Red fuck tom taylor

I'm pretty hype for the Mera mini, mai waifu deserves the attention

the Julie Schwartz shit getting papered over fucks with me hard.

I mean, I expect Broadway to be a total cesspit of harassment, and a lot of it to have been especially shoved down and victims repressed because it was gay and there was until recently such deserved fear of exposure.

excuse me while I go vomit

Mera mini seems comfy

I liked Moon Knight, Runaways is better than I had thought it would be, NSM is a treat as always. The Mera solo is neat, I'm so-so on Abnett overall but he has a female-led story called Lawless running in the Judge Dredd Megazine that I've enjoyed a lot recently.

Tom Taylor's Jean Grey book is never going to live up to the total wreck it is in my imagination.

Poor Colleen Doran is dealing with a lot with all this coming out, because she suffered very badly both from abuse and how people treated her when she came forward, and she doesn't want to talk about it and people seem to feel like it's important for her to, but fuck that


YESSSSSS

I officially take back everything I said about DC learning from their mistakes. Metal is bad, but old habits die hard. Hiring Bendis? That's just plain incompetence, and a clear symptom of industrial traditionalism. Why make an offer to a writer who left the competition? Because that's just what comic companies do.

DC hasn't learned jack shit. If they did, they'd know of their new employee's poor reputation among their audience.

Good ol' Post

yeah i saw her tweets which were painful

fucking lol, Gerber is unique