Is he a virgin or a chad?

is he a virgin or a chad?

Virgin chad.

...

Both

THIS

he's the virgin chad and the chad virgin, trapped in limbo

He's an inspiration.

a paradox

>chasing girls, not letting them chase you
virgin

he's a mashup of what we want to be and who we really are.

He was every tubby former football player who was 30 lbs overweight but still thought he had a good body

>virgin

>implying he didn't fuck that deer. (and probably Velma.)

It has come to this... a parallel universe

This.

The volcano shits on that whole island cause they didn't throw a virgin in.

Volcano episode says Johnny is not a virgin.

By default that would make him the Chad.

But since he shares traits with both, is the correct answer. If one were to make a Venn diagram with Virgin and Chad traits, Johnny would fall in the middle.

In the second season any time Johnny takes off his shirt he's fucking shredded, get the fuck out of here with this

>Implying

He's a virgin in Chad's body.

He's a Celibate Hunk Alluring Dames. C.H.A.D. with an emphasis on the Celibate, however involuntary it may be.

One can make the case that Chads accept rejection. Just because a Chad can't score with one chick or 1,000 chicks it doesn't make him a loser so long as he keeps going.

>He is the man who walks the line between worlds. He is the man who has too much confidence in himself and strength to live with the beta males, but he is too repulsive to women and fails too often to be found among the alpha males. In this way, he is the anomaly of society, for there have been no others who straddle the barrier between boy and man for so long, to say nothing of doing so as effortlessly as he. I do not think he understands the gravity of his position, nor do I believe it would be in anyone's best interests to tell him. Observation is my recommendation, if for no other reason than to try and understand the paradox that is Johnny Bravo.

This always reminds me of Daniel's song by Elton John.

>One can make the case that Chads accept rejection.

Hell nah. If you've ever seen Chad get rejected in real life he becomes the whiniest little bitch ever. Chad can't stand it if anyone who's not Chad is getting any female attention whatsoever. He'll literally threaten your life if you're talking to a girl and she's not talking to him.

This is literally just explaining the joke of the original image.

So who did he have sex with before?

writer implies that Johnny nails a couple chicken-bucket girls off camera and the show is focused on when he's batting out of his league

So like scout in TF2?

>(and probably Velma.)

the thought of this is way hotter than it has any right to be

His mom

Better question,

Is he a Virgin Chad or a Chad Virgin?

Literally the first reply in the thread

>chicken-bucket girls
Is it really so wrong to enjoy KFC...

Why isn't Johnny big with any porn Sup Forums community? Like, I would at least imagine he'd be huge with gay men or something. But I rarely ever see any porn art of him, or even of any of the girls in the show. Not even of Suzy. Why does this show have so little lewd art despite it being about a guy who hits on women and whose next door little neighbor girl has a crush on him?

Because it's old, and not currently on the air.

So is Teenage Robot and that doesn't stop the XJ9 art.

What is this, the Twilight zone of Johnny Bravo?