Itt: characters that are literally you

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None of them can literally be me because I'm literally me, and I'm not a Sup Forums character.

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So is the sequel canon, Mr. Nedakh?

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You went out of your way to commit a crime that wouldn't change the outcome of your situation in any significant way, and ended up coming out worse off for it?
Storytime pls

Wunnamunna fuggin' pieces of shootin' whorin'...

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He could have just killed some cats.

He was under the impression that cats aged one at a time, among other things he did wrong

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I was going to say stop posting this in every thread, but you did get trips so carry on

kys

LONDON
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Edgar did nothing wrong, and I'm saying that in seriousness.

>Look after an old woman for years
>Handle everything for her, including food, finances, and transportation on a regular basis
>Deal with her pain in the ass friends who jump on your back and make you carry them
>Take care of the friggin cats she loves so much
>Be the closest thing to a relative the old woman has left

>Don't get fuck all in the will
>Give all the money to fucking cats

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Who's the Sup Forums equivalent of her? Doesn't have to be a girl.

>Too much of a dumbass to realize he'd be the sole handler of the money and all he had to do was continue taking care of some cats
He did EVERYTHING wrong

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Yeah, this. He was going to have it made, but he threw it away because he was greedy. Greed was his motivation for working with her as we can see how he acts when he's alone.

what an user on here just happened to be a celebrity and they posted a cameo of themselves from a cartoon?

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its not even greed, he was just a fucking idiot, by taking the nines of a cat thing seriously AND multiplying them by the number of total cats DESPITE the three kittens being literally the same age.

he somehow ended up at 9 times 4 cats equaling 36 years or something like that iirc.

dumbass.

So, just how many dicks can you get through a day and does your nihilistic worldview make you stop to think how pointless being the massive faggot you are is?
One of my favorite characters of all time.

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It's the butt stories isn't it

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Yeah
also I'm an autistic female virgin

*rapes you*

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I can solve at least one of those problems

lol in your dreams boyo

You mean you're a skilled surgeon specializing in sex change operations? What are your clients usually like?

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where did you fine this picture of me?

genius-tier joke

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jemaine clemet?

High IQ alert

Like clockwork, like me.

What's that from and is there porn of that dragon?

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please tag yourself in this image, I can't tell which character you are

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what the FUCK

where did you find this

>Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor

More of an Sup Forums, but nonetheless.

Me on the left

me

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Characters you wish you were thread?

Where did you get this picture of me.

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You have my condolences.

Squidward but im stuck in a uni course i cant finish instead of wageslavery

He could have just sold the cats instead of flinging them down the river. Purebreds go for big bucks AND he wouldn't have starved innocent animals to death.
>handle everything for her
You seriously think he wasn't paid a wage?

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>AND he wouldn't have starved innocent animals to death.
To be fair, we don't really know what his plan was before those dogs started chasing him. Maybe he was going to leave those cats on the doorstep of some loving family.

Autism.

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I swear to fucking god I had my profile set to private and don't use any pics of me as profile pics. This is why I hate Zuccbook.

You made a deal with the devil in nam and are now going after criminals?
That's neat.

Only I stopped smoking 2 years ago and try to live exclusively among recyclables to avoid mold situations.

>unironically had a "Why do you have so many quarters" moment before reading the comic

>bait

even if you're a big loser, that's a low standard

I do wonder just how much of an idiot you have to believe to think that Cats literally have nine lives.

Not to mention they're fucking cats. He could have taken care of them and then just done what the fuck ever with the money.

Literally me

>post one picture of yourself on /soc/ and it gets passed around Sup Forums forever

How in fuck someone's bone structure can change wile growing?

>not "I am Jethro"
You don't just don't GET Jethro, you poser.

TTG and no.