Steve Ditko accuses Stan Lee of sexual assault

What a fucking time to be alive.

Ok it's official not only is fake news becoming a trend but the world has officially gone full retard.

Stan Lee fucked everyone who worked for him.

We all already knew that though. Stan loved fucking people over.

>Now using this doll Steve, can you point to us where Stan Lee touched you?

Do you think he yells "Excelsior!" each time he climaxes?

Its not fake news when almost everyone in Hollywood who was accused of something just straight up admits to it

BREAKING NEWS!

The founders of Image Comics broke silent of that they being sexual assault during their time at Marvel

I would pay 100 dollars to watch that scene in a cinema. Only if ditko played himself though. Otherwise I would pay 30.

This.

Charlie Sheen seems to be the only innocent one so far, which is amazing.

Wait... is Liefeld's leg actually fucked up or am I seeing things here?

Sheen guy sent people after Paulie Shore when he beat his favorite half to death. Then he married her. Pretty based by Hollywood standards.

He probably drew it himself.

Well he had to suck the life force out somehow before he learned to do it over long distances

Who?

Sooo you gonna post source or are we supposed to believe it because you said so?

Isn't that how this all works?

That was a long time ago. Now Stan gets off on quickenings.

>supposed to believe it because you said so
Isn't that how it works with all these accusations?

MOOODS, this user sexually assaulted me and I barely even asked for it.

apex kek

Do you think bill finger ever molested bob kane?
>Inb4 low effort finger jokes

He got Kaned.

BREAKING NEWS! People are deviants who like sex and many enjoy having multiple partners.

ARREST THEM ALL.

What no. Bob got FINGERED

Well, at least his wife is dead, otherwise it would really awkward.

I hope commissioner Gordon rapes Bob Kane

>no source

Emotions are enough proof.

Is Bob Kane Batman's greatest villain?

HA!

underrated

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I think this thread is satire
But oh boy what if it really happened.

Source? Who needs sources when you have someone telling you? And vetted (((reporters))) telling you its (((true)))? What are you some sort of racist fascist Nazi?

Sheen is guilty as fuck.

it's a joke thread

stop being an idiot

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I have a confession to make.
I made this thread trying to trick people but as soon as I posted it I realized it read like satire so let's just treat it as such.

>back row: Erik Larsen, Rob Liefeld, Todd McFarlane, Jim Valentino
>front row: ?, Jim Lee, Marc Silvestri

Is that correct?

Do you think we could convince bleeding cool it really happened?

Ditko has been crazy for years

And this sums up what is working for Marvel...

front left is Whilce Portacio

i know that this shit is fake but i really see stan lee doing this
just imagine kneeling down and seeing stan lee standing over you naked with the biggest grin and saying "Excelsior"