You find your maid in this attire, what is your course of action?

You find your maid in this attire, what is your course of action?

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First I need to brainstorm.

wonder how I was able to afford a maid

Tell her to hit the road

do a 360 and walk away

Amelia.
Erobere für mich eine rassisch reine Heimat und mache mich zu ihrem König.

I tell her to put some damn clothes on. Consuella does not have the body to pull that off.

You're still walking in the same direction.

That's the joke

>Image is cropped
for what purpose

sa... sauce?

Mollest her breasts, then order her to take off the apron and get on her knees so i can fuck her.

>Amelia Bedelia
Fucking run. Run and never look back. The house is gone. Everything IN the house is gone. Acceptable losses in order to get the fuck away.

Amelia Bedilia, put my penis in your mouth.

to hide her gross sack after someone told her to grow some balls.

you don't deserve this

Suck her dick.

...link?

compliment her on her work

"Amelia, I want to have sexual intercourse with you".

Someone post the miscarriage thing

dooo it.

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Hold on let me activate my galazy brain real quick there's something not right here...

>Hold on let me activate my galazy brain
Your what?

Amelia Bedelia needs porn.

What's pushing her apron up? It's not shaped like a dick or any kind of genitals.

Oh OP, that's silly! Why would I be in a tire?

The wind

That's what the edited version is for, silly.

It's the bush.

The wind.

Nothing. Because no matter what I say, it will find a way to mess with me. So I just walk away without pronouncing a single word.

No matter how hot the girl is, crazy shit is not worth of my time.

Don't command her to do anything, then. Playing her game means you lose-therefore, in order to get what you want, you must ask her questions and then naturally let the situation escalate into sex. For example, you must not say, "Amelia, perform the act of fellatio on my penis," as this would dictate that she remove your genitalia from your body. You must instead ask, "Amelia, why are dressed only in an apron?" and continue the conversation from there. This way, on the offchance she's doing it because she desires you sexually, she's the one who initiates the act of intimacy, and there is therefore little to no chance of dismemberment of any kind.

Oh, this will not end well... for you.

Are you saying it will be extremely painful?

Very yes.

>Amelia literally tears your penis off and puts it in her mouth, because you didn't actually specify how she should do it.

There's a little bit of it out there.

imgur.com/a/r3zy3

There's more on paheal.

>4 flowers
>not 5
Autism activated. Please vacate the building for your own safety.

I hadn't even noticed.

that's the joke
>inb4 that's the joke

Wow another fetish general

Just what this board needs

Eh, it's not really a problem, I just wanted to joke about being autistic. I don't think there's an 'official' number.

Prepare the cat to be feed.

>22. Waifu threads subtley demonstrate how the vast majority of Sup Forums are virgins.
I'm a 20 yo virgin and even I don't stoop that low.

The quickest way to do that is to install you as King of the United Caliphat of England.

The King has only representative duties.

>someone was so assblasted that they made an entire thread on this very day outlining why they're assblasted
>it's not even still up
>this screen cap was probably by the person who made the thread
Wew lad
Quality post

I immediately regret telling her to make a dinner whose instructions had the phrase 'au naturale' in it.

I think the real problem with Sup Forums is too many people whining about people liking what they don't like.

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lmao you made and capped this yourself didn't you faggot
can I call you a stupid cuck or does that mean I'm now from Sup Forums?

>fuck you guys for doing what you like doing

Though I don't agree with most of this, he is right about one thing... We're easily triggered, and will likely spend more time talking about this than actually discussing Amelia.

So, with that in mind... how about that Amelia?

@96719932

Don't even deserve the (you), senpai

Why, she's the bee's knees!

>You either hate Sup Forums or you hate SJW, no middle ground on this internet battle! Not even a "Just let me talk about comics you cunts" side.

>Looks at you oddly as she is not a bee or any part of its anatomy thereof.

Give her step by step instructions on how to remove her clothing, kneel and suck me offffoooooOoOOOOOFUUUUUUCK!

He's moon walking, newfag. This was established years ago. Fuck!

that doesn't loop
fixed it

I also don't know about all that list, but the fact that Sup Forums is the most bait-able board on Sup Forums is not new. Also, the real problem with Sup Forums is not "Sup Forumsmblr" or whatever the fuck, but people spamming free-art bait threads.

HORY SHIIT! Someone who knows how to talk to women! You don't belong here but I feel like I've seen a unicorn so you can stay.

"Oh fuck me, I can't afford this"

Tell her to stay perfectly still and see how long until she passes out

Suck 1000 baby dicks.

Would you like it to be?

>Shakeposting
Every time
This one wasn't even good and it got me

imagine being so assblasted you make this shit.

i've never started waifu threads or posted in them but god damn ain't i gonna make one now to spite this nerd.

Err... she's the Cat's Meow?
The cream of the crop?

Ye'd best start believin' in waifu threads, matey...

Ye're in one.

She's yanking back on the straps so it's making the front bounce.

her pussy

>thinks Sup Forumsck/ started with Hiro
>thinks waifus aren't a time honored Sup Forums tradition
>defends Roasted Bread's faggotry
He has a couple of points, but by and large this guy is full of shit

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Y'know, I've never thought too seriously about the phrase 'The Bees Knees' before, but it just occurred to me... Do they say that because they assume a bee's knees would be 'sweet' due to kneeling in honey?

I thought this thread got archived.

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It did. Looks like someone performed CPR on it, bringing it back to life.

More specifically, it's the pussy between her legs.

hence why i said i ddin't post in them
i lurk for a while, save some pics and fuck off.

better than going on /aco/ and being bombarded with all kinds of shitty fetishes

It was originally a line about something being so small that it was irrelevant or nonexistent. Small wound up being conflated with cute and nifty.

Ah. That makes sense, I guess. Thanks, user!

Actually, Bee's Knees originated as a clever way of reffering to prostitutes or promiscuous women. Along with the sweet thing, bee legs also bend a lot while they land on flowers and the like; hence, calling a woman the Bees Knees implied she was sweet and good at bending over.

>She finds an Asian man named Yu.

"Can I at least get to second base?"

Nothing cause I'm socially retarded and gay...and I hate it

>hates tripfags but replies to everything Boco has posted since 2007

Thank God I'm not the only one who noticed this

yeah but where's the futa

Here

>any year
>not filtering attentionwhores
Name/tripfags that actually contribute something that's isn't just their shitty opinions are tolerable, but the rest of them should go die in a tire fire.

>she drags you to a baseball field

Kinky

>all these generalizations
But I agree, Sup Forums as a whole should be made forced anonymous. If you disagree you're an attention whore.

What if you're doing something that requires people to know who you are
What if a content maker from not Sup Forums wants to come here and host an AMA or something because they hate Reddit but love Sup Forums or just would prefer to talk to Sup Forums because they made their content popular
What if you're hosting a thread on /qst/
etc.

Fire her for being indecent and lodge a complaint to the maid's union

make sure this ho never works in my town ever again

He's right, you know.

If I had to guess, someone brought it back because a drawfriend was teasing a lewd image he was working on before the original died.

>british grammar

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!!!

Remember to use lots of randomly zoomed text for no apparent reason.