Dear Leafs I´m going on a trip to Toronto

What should I do? Should I even visit Canada or is it really lost? I´ll go there next September to visit the distant relatives of my father. What can i expect?

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I´m completly serious.

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It's the leftists dark citadel. Imagine your whole country condensed into a city.

Toronto is the mordor to the rest of the nation's shire

Fuck. Is there really nothing to do?

I saw the memes about wiscucksin. Is it that bad? Do you have shooting ranges? I guess you have some people who go hunting in these areas.

Jesus you picked one of the worst cities. Good luck man. Look at the CN tower, Niagara Falls and then go home.

The titty bars are full nude here though so you can try them out.

Go to Kensington Market to see some degeneracy.

Is this really all there is?

You should stay in Germany you defeatist asshole.

Permission to leave the country: denied.

B.C is fucking beautiful klaus

What exactly can I see there?

If you like rap theres lots of black people

toronto here. Honestly there's not much I would recommend. Pizza libretto is the best pizza in the city and reasonably priced. As good as any pizza I had in italy, but not the best pizza i've had (NYC is the best). Go to top of the CN tower, it's kind of cool, not great, but OK. AGO and ROM are decent museums. The maddy (maddison pub) is a good college bar, probably the best thing in the city. There's a good gyro place nearby ("Original gyro")

You picked the worst city to visit, what do you expect? The science museum is pretty cool, or at least it was fourteen years ago when I last went

>Kensington Market is a distinctive multicultural neighbourhood in Downtown Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The Market is an older neighbourhood and one of the city's most well-known. In November 2006, it was designated a National Historic Site of Canada.[1][2] Robert Fulford wrote in 1999 that "Kensington today is as much a legend as a district. The (partly) outdoor market has probably been photographed more often than any other site in Toronto."[3]


>distinctive
>multicultural
>neighborhood

fuck, i was close.

Well you can explore the rest of the city, I'm sure there's a travelers brochure somewhere that will tell you about a bunch of places to visit but I only ever really go to TO for those two things because it is a far left city and can be very cringy sometimes

So dude weed lmao? Well.. If I want that, I can visit my local negro. So you are really telling me Toronto is like Berlin?

wow I am autistic.

if your going to Toronto? Crackheads.

As long as you don't say that Montreal is better, you should be fine

Honestly if your visiting cities Canada has nothing to offer you, your cities are nicer than ours will ever be. The beauty of this country is in the vast wilderness and solitude.

If you know London's Camden Market it's like that. It's where all the degen hippies, hipsters, emos, and race mixers go to hangout and do drugs in the park

Well.. fuck me.. I didn´t choose to go to Toronto. It´s just that there´s family of my dad and he wanted to visit them and offered me to go with him.

There's a lot of different cultures here, but they generally keep to themselves unless you talk to them

What are you trying to do mainly? Shop? Adventure?

If you want outdoors go up north (tobermory or blue mountain is nice for the winter) or down by Niagara.

Are you fucking kidding me? Camden Market is a fucking overrated piece of shit. Wow, just wow. What did I sign up for..

Toronto...is just like any other multicultural utopia

Why on Earth would you go there on vacation?

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I live in toronto
There's nothing to do here
The city is FULL of Muslims, chinks, hipsters, feminists, and snobby business people.
The bars close at 2am, but the public transit stops at 1am so you can't even get home without paying $60 for a cab
Nobody talks to each other becuase everyone hates their lives
The women are absolutely vile and rude
The public buildings are all run down (someone mentioned the science center, which hasn't updated its exhibits in like 20 years) because we're a socialist hell hole.
Everything is so expensive that it's not even worth it to go out for a pint, because it's more entertaining to watch your $50 bill set on fire.
Honestly there's nothing good about this place

Anyone who comes here to visit a city is wasting his time and his money. Canada's treasure is its wilderness.

If you're looking for a nice tourist experience I suggest The Royal Ontario museum on Spadina and a walk on Queen street and Lakefront. Toronto needs to be explored to be fun.

Adventure actually. I don´t want to go shopping. What could I buy there that I couldn´t buy here anyways?

I really would like to go on a shooting range and fire some rifle or anything or go hunting. Something like that. Or do I have to go to the US for that?

family of my dad invited us

you should plant bombs EVERY WHERE AND KILL AS MANY LEAFS AS YOU CAN.

but your a mudslime from germanistan so i guess you'll just fuck some white bitchez ay yo

>Toronto is like Berlin?

As someone who has lived in both, Berlin is nowhere near as bad as Toronto.

>Should I even visit Canada or is it really lost?
Other places in Canada are nice. Come visit us in Québec and you will enjoy yourself. Far nicer than Toronto.

We have ranges here. You need permits to hunt, except small game on personal property. Hunting country is well north of Toronto so prepare for a 2 hour drive minimum.

What the fuck. Did I really sign up for a trip to mordor or is it all memes. I can´t tell really..

germany is worse than toronto, but toronto is still pretty shit. white people are a minority there. It is a shining example of the flaws of "diversity"

that said, get out of toronto, even to a different minority-heavy region, and it's honestly pretty nice. all the arabic women are friendly, even the hijab ones; even the blacks commit less crime than statistically normal.

Just stay out of toronto.

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Looks nice, but I can´t. As I mentioned, Toronto will be the base from which I can do day trips to other parts of Canada.
Is there anything close by worthy of a visit?

Sure, it's memes, come find out for yourself...

Oh and make sure to visit Dundas Square if you want to peer into the future of diversity

Georgian Bay. God's country.

Go to Silver Snail best store in Toronto.

Do I need to do some registration shit to go on a shooting range? Will people in toronto (my relatives) hate me when I tell them I want to go on a shooting range? Can I use pistols only or rifles as well?

toronto is fucking terrible. if you can convince your dad to go outside of toronto you might enjoy yourself but there really isn't much.

canada is an empty country.

Actually scratch that -- Berlin is actually not bad. Just bad compared to other german cities. There is literally nothing redeeming about Toronto. The whole city is a soul sucking, giant pit of despair. People are generally polite, but their faces look deader than a Romanian's in Bucharest.

Stay out of the east side. The niggers have made white leafs their bitches. They will walk right up to you and put their hand in your pockets because they know that most white leafs will simply apologize for slavery and let them get away with it.

nerd

It's amazing how adding those mandatory flags fucked up this board.

ignore the memelords and jeleous steppeniggers

Toronto is great and there's lots to do.

if you have the chance you should go to Niagara too, both the falls and Niagara on the lake.
In Toronto I guess there are lots of places, like the Railyard/Steamwhistle brewery you can get a tour of plus drinks
The Aquarium (nice but more expensive than its worth imo)
Kensington Market is the largest open air marketplace in Canada, though its better to go on the weekends when people are actually around outside, especially sunday when cars are banned from the area.
There are the Toronto islands, very beautiful place, you need to take the ferry out but there are no cars allowed on the islands, there are a bunch of islands and different ones have different thinks like an old amusement park (not open in the winter though) and swimming (also not in winter lol)
the Royal Museum and Art Gallery are both good (maybe not compared to Paris but still)
there's Casa Loma (a castle build in the city you can tour)
St. Lawrence Market is similar to kensington but more like a giant flea market and inside a huge warehouse.
the Distillery District has lots of old Victorian buildings and is mostly full of hipsters now but still nice to visit (I lived where when I was living in the City)
High Park is nice but really its just a park, the Edwards Gardens are more worth while if you want to look at a nice landscape.
the Theater district has loads of shows all the time, definitely worth a visit, especially the Royal Alexandria Theater.
then there's the CN tower which is just a big tower with a restaurant at the top, alright for a visit if you want a view of the city but there isn't much there. Honestly its more fun to just walk around, especially the historic and artist areas.

What
The
Fuck

I really hope you are joking Gipsy King

Hahahahhahaha, fuck them. But I really want to see some real american niggers. Our niggers always seem way more domesticated than yours, who chimp out all the time.

Toronto is kinda hit and miss, but isn't too bad all in all. The really old historical buildings are cool, but I'm sure you see enough of that in Deutschland. Even the immigrants aren't too bad depending on the area, as long as your downtown you'll probably be alright. Most of the smelly Pakis are in north Scarborough with the Chinese, but downtown has a lot of white pockets and in general is more white than most of the GTA. Greektown is always fun if you like Greek food (I personally love it), and there's a few neat little bars for music like the Rex (jazz) and Horseshoe Tavern (rock and other things), if you like that sort of thing. The ROM is pretty cool, and might as well go up the CN Tower while you're here.

>Is there anything close by worthy of a visit?

If you enjoy wine, there are many vineyards in the Niagara peninsula. Makes for a nice visit to tour the vineyards

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Thanks for the info. Anything that I should absolutely do while I´m there?

Post on /k/, if I was in the area I'd take you for a day

t. so hip it hurts shopper

I'm not. I lived in Toronto for 9 months. It's everything bad about big metropolitan areas cranked up to eleven. There is no reason for you to be there unless you're a student (like I was) or just out to make money. It is not a tourist's city at all. The shit you'll find in it you'll find in any other 1mil+ city. Museums, trendy clubs, etc.

It's the most generic "global city" imaginable. There are few places I was happier to get out of.

Toronto is a bland, grey, multiculturalist shit hole devoid of anything remarkable or unique.

there's nothing really "bad" or dangerous about Toronto

the only thing is that places like Mississauga and Brampton have nothing to see beyond cheap McMansions and shopping mass full of wogs.

though its not like you're at risk of anything other than boredom.

I guess they live in a white neighbourhood. I read about this poutine stuff, can I get that in Toronto too or is that a french canadian thing?

its a multicult shitdump

good luck finding white people while you are there, its all poos and chinks and pakis

you might as well go to chinatown for good grub, or go to some of the better value restaurants.

dont bother with a LEAFs game, its literally a waste of $500.

If you are not too late then go see the islands and walk around nicest squatter camp on the planet.

Niagra falls isnt too far and thats alright, other than that the natural beauty of in the cottage country 3h north or east of Toronto.

Gj wasting your money

Come over to my house.

I enjoy both Kensington and St Lawrence markets a lot, same with hitting the waterfront pubs and going to the Islands

if you get the chance you could go to a Baseball or Hockey game as well

it may not compare to European cities in pedestrian travel, but its nice to rent a bike and just go around the city since its the most pedestrian friendly in North America, just stopping where you like.

Well, my dad is paying for the trip, so no sorrows.

Well, maybe I can prepare this way for Berlin. I´ll move there for study purposes and seeing that depicts Berlin as a better city than Toronto it´s like degenrate boot camp I guess.

>shopping mass full of wogs

Vaughn mills is the worst.

I'm living in Burlington OP, its nice around here and Oakville. Niagra as some anons mentioned is great but also I'd recommend heading to see some shows in the entertainment district and go to the Town Crier pub, it has 50 euro beers on draught.

If you wanna see SJW retards just head down Queen street during the day.

Come to my place in Forest Hill and fuck my sister. It's wall to wall mansions over here.