RWBY/RT General #1283: Slav Squat Edition

Rules of RWBY/RT General:
>1. Love RWBY, hate RWBY, just don't try to tell us it's good
>2. Read the pastebin: pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>3. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion
>4. Don't believe their lies.

1080p archive:
mega.nz/#F!S1E3wTRQ!4RH3D97O1-ZiW_lMAu7xog

RWBY Volume 5 Episode 5 link:
rtv3-video.roosterteeth.com/store/27e868c3-a137-40fa-a9fd-3f4262d34e3bRWBY5Ch0520171109v03WEB/ts/index.m3u8

Previous thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow-White_and_Rose-Red
youtube.com/watch?v=V2hlQkVJZhE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Let's make Ruby pregnant!

GAS THE BLUES
COLOUR WAR NOW

may is shit

Dibs

no

through rape!

Ruby must serve mighty Khorne!

HERE’S TOMMY

Twins when?

Come back when you’re a good show again, then we’ll talk

Who the fuck is May Zedong, and why the fuck should I care?

Were there any cute Caiti moments on the livestream?

japan makes way better animations am i right guys

>that skull has it's eyes popping out due to dem thighs

Remember when hugs?

I propose to research whether the womb can be reached via the rectum.

I honestly thought I was high when I first saw this

What in the fuck

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I don't think it can.

only the very best

>I over eat
>I eat questionable foods
Jealous?

please tell me they weren't trying to make this actually look good and just made it shitty on purpose. thats the only way you can do something so poorly

Scientific breakthroughs have never come about by accepting the current truth, any number of visionaries were told they were chasing the impossible. We must push the boundaries of what we think we are capable of to reach the stars. And I intend to do so with copious amount of anal sex. For science, of course.

> all these May editions
A hamfisted attempt to score digits? Guess it finally paid off.

I was gonna make a Resse thread, but I saw we'd already had a few May threads and I figured I'd join the club. What's one literally who over another?

Reese is for gangbangs.

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Why is she so perfect?

>Glynda will never call you up in front of the class and sadistically command you to stop sucking in your stomach.

Fishing is a god-tier hobby.

>Tfw you're actually pushing out your chest to look bigger

Glynda won't being doing much of anything now

>tfw your chest already looks bigger

Winter's boobs are fake, pass it on

Yang likes titty fucking.

Of course.

>tfw Junior is probably dead.

I've got a cutie too.

who gives a shit?

>tfw Glynda is probably dead

RIP, he was a good bear

Junior was too good for this world

survived being sexually assaulted by some bratty bitch

survived having himself and his staff the target of a terrorist attack by some bratty bitch who just shot up his club

survived that same bratty bitch coming back and threatening him for information later

poor guy....

I want to spank Ruby.

I do. I wanna know what his relationship with the twins is.

Aw look, that savage's axe doesn't even have a gun in it. How quaint.

They were his bodyguards.

>they actually own the bar
>they just pay him to run it for them

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Post lyrics from the last last RWBY related song you listened to.

sucks their stuck in some usb drive lost somewhere that roosterteeth will never use them again

their models were great

ARR DUBYA
BEE WHY

DIE

Which RWBY character(s) would have a positive opinion of the Animated third film in the Kerebos Saga, Jin-Roh: Thw Wolf Brigade

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow-White_and_Rose-Red
In the legend he kills a midget, turns into a prince and marries off-brand show white.
Not sure how their gonna interpret that.

How? Playful or serious?

Ruby's drunk everyone.

Let me catch up.

Serious.

Ironwood:
>Hmm, an interesting weapon and armor design, I should show this to R&D

*raping intensifies*

Go on...

Yang would probably be amazing drunk.

Raping her or her raping you?

I would do it until Ruby enjoys it.

Raping her with a side of forced prostitution, sexual slavery, bondage and forced impregnation

Holy shit that's hot.
How would you train her?

You’d probably have better luck with Yang, it would work well with her semblance.

I unironically used to think this was how you said it.

No no no no no
No training at all, its better that way

So how long does it take for her to break?

I think they were

>Shit-tier fetishes
really user

So now that Rosegarden and Eclipse are basically canon, is Freezerburn the single yuri ship we have a chance at yuribros?

this is my shit

I want RWBY kpop NOW!

youtube.com/watch?v=V2hlQkVJZhE

I wanna cook Weiss a large fancy meal!

Not super huge into /u/ but I'd be fine with freezerburn

I want to beat Weiss up like this.

At least on screen anyway

I suspect you're being disingenuous

breaking is literally the worst fetish
Like you're any better

>Domestic abuse
>Black eye Weiss

I hope scorp will be okay

So how does Ruby react than?

"I know that when I'm with you I'm at home"

rate my cool oc guys.

We still don't know the full nature of Cinder's "treatments" from Salem

I always read "Missed" as "Love"

>Winter's secret hobby is cosplaying

lots of crying, muffled screams of anger through the various gags covering her mouth and as fierce of a resistance as she can put up while she's tied to a table with her legs spread wide open and her rapist's eyes meeting her's

What was Tyrian killing in that scene again?

>She cosplays as Tex

And when she finds out she's pregnant?

A Grimm. Beowolf probably.

a beowolf

>[MUFFLED BLUMENKRANZ PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]

>Tex
I miss her