Surprise! A blast of gamma radiation just hit you, and now you have the same Hulk condition as Bruce Banner. From now on you'll turn into a massive green muscular version of yourself and go on a rampage whenever you feel an emotional trigger. Luckily you get to chose what emotion triggers your hulk outs, and your Hulk-self will go on rampages of that emotion. (Happiness = running around hugging people to death. Sadness = crying and flailing around. Arousal = well you can picture it)
So what emotional trigger do you choose and why? What your game plan for life now?
Does my penis scale to size with my new hulk body? This is very important.
Oliver Campbell
No it grows larger than to scale. A big green python in ya pants.
Alexander Hernandez
your power is now sexual frustration. You hulk in your pants until you get aroused, then it shrinks
Mason Ross
I would turn into a Naked Pink Rape Hulk
Ryan Stewart
The way it works in the comics is that the Hulk brings out your repressed feelings
Jaxon Parker
Yes and this is Sup Forums on Sup Forums.org
Jordan Miller
That's a purple Hulk, user. If anything, you'd be The Grapest.
Matthew Wood
Apathy Never be bored about anything again
Gabriel Martin
Bricks-shitting terror, so if i see a skeleton i can punch the shit out of it. The problem is hulks can see ghosts so i might hulk out often if theyre scary looking but if theyre friendly ghosts im good.
Ryder Thompson
I'd pick anger or sadness and never be able to turn back
Wow, thanks. can't wait to go back and see all the answers I got.
Alexander Jones
This is important, if you choose lust are you concious for the period or is it just like going to sleep and waking up with no memory?
Matthew Wilson
It's like watching a movie that you have no control over, but you feel and sense everything your body feels while your hulked out.
Ethan Wilson
Angry, but any the angrier I am, the more slippery I get. I am now Yellow Hulk, Bruce Bananner.
Nathaniel Reyes
Ambivalence
>Turn into giant grey hulking monster >A city is under siege by villains >Fires are burning >Somewhere a child cries >but I feel nothing
>I walk past, carrying not at all >My ambivalence knows no bounds, my strength grows and grows >each purposeless step shatters the ground, shaking the Earth >I pay no heed >Soon the Earth itself shatters >Among the wreckage, a grey power ring lazily floats >It bounces off the side of my head, letting out a single utterance >"user of... grey... whatever"
Jayden Bailey
Meant apathy. Tired.
Whatever kinda works. Eh
Carter Allen
Happiness, then I never have to worry about transforming.
Michael Carter
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Kayden Campbell
I would go with the classic anger. I have a pretty short fuse, so it should be interesting. Would either spend my time in peacful secluded places, or visit my least favorite cities.
Joshua Wood
>feel lazy >dont do anything all day >hulk out into an even lazier hulk >"Hulk is laziest............there is."
Brayden Cruz
Probably motivation. If I can get myself amped up to do something, then I get at least an hour of raw productivity at the cost of whatever I was wearing at the time.
Adrian Foster
this
Joseph Foster
I'd chose the feeling of being high.
>HULK SMASH DORITOS... DUDE
Jaxson Miller
Why didn't Bruce try smoking high to not Hulk out?
Big green problem... little green solution.
Jonathan Stewart
Suicide thoughts trigger my Hulk. Im Hulk 24/7 ????? Profit
Julian Lopez
Apathy.
So long world.
Hudson Fisher
I have been taking mood regulators because i get so angry or so upset over nothing that it's not letting me live my life anymore Imagine upset hulk compulsively eating everything he can find as a coping mechanism