Surprise! A blast of gamma radiation just hit you, and now you have the same Hulk condition as Bruce Banner...

Surprise! A blast of gamma radiation just hit you, and now you have the same Hulk condition as Bruce Banner. From now on you'll turn into a massive green muscular version of yourself and go on a rampage whenever you feel an emotional trigger. Luckily you get to chose what emotion triggers your hulk outs, and your Hulk-self will go on rampages of that emotion.
(Happiness = running around hugging people to death.
Sadness = crying and flailing around.
Arousal = well you can picture it)

So what emotional trigger do you choose and why? What your game plan for life now?

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joy. monster in check.

Does my penis scale to size with my new hulk body? This is very important.

No it grows larger than to scale. A big green python in ya pants.

your power is now sexual frustration. You hulk in your pants until you get aroused, then it shrinks

I would turn into a Naked Pink Rape Hulk

The way it works in the comics is that the Hulk brings out your repressed feelings

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That's a purple Hulk, user. If anything, you'd be The Grapest.

Apathy
Never be bored about anything again

Bricks-shitting terror, so if i see a skeleton i can punch the shit out of it. The problem is hulks can see ghosts so i might hulk out often if theyre scary looking but if theyre friendly ghosts im good.

I'd pick anger or sadness and never be able to turn back

>tfw bipolar

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Wow, thanks. can't wait to go back and see all the answers I got.

This is important, if you choose lust are you concious for the period or is it just like going to sleep and waking up with no memory?

It's like watching a movie that you have no control over, but you feel and sense everything your body feels while your hulked out.

Angry, but any the angrier I am, the more slippery I get. I am now Yellow Hulk, Bruce Bananner.

Ambivalence

>Turn into giant grey hulking monster
>A city is under siege by villains
>Fires are burning
>Somewhere a child cries
>but I feel nothing

>I walk past, carrying not at all
>My ambivalence knows no bounds, my strength grows and grows
>each purposeless step shatters the ground, shaking the Earth
>I pay no heed
>Soon the Earth itself shatters
>Among the wreckage, a grey power ring lazily floats
>It bounces off the side of my head, letting out a single utterance
>"user of... grey... whatever"

Meant apathy. Tired.

Whatever kinda works. Eh

Happiness, then I never have to worry about transforming.

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I would go with the classic anger. I have a pretty short fuse, so it should be interesting. Would either spend my time in peacful secluded places, or visit my least favorite cities.

>feel lazy
>dont do anything all day
>hulk out into an even lazier hulk
>"Hulk is laziest............there is."

Probably motivation.
If I can get myself amped up to do something, then I get at least an hour of raw productivity at the cost of whatever I was wearing at the time.

this

I'd chose the feeling of being high.

>HULK SMASH DORITOS... DUDE

Why didn't Bruce try smoking high to not Hulk out?

Big green problem... little green solution.

Suicide thoughts trigger my Hulk.
Im Hulk 24/7
?????
Profit

Apathy.

So long world.

I have been taking mood regulators because i get so angry or so upset over nothing that it's not letting me live my life anymore
Imagine upset hulk compulsively eating everything he can find as a coping mechanism

nice.

I wanna be She-Hulk.

But can he beat Hulk Blanco?

Fuck this killed me