I don't get it
I don't get it
The radio frequencies will fuck the medical equipment. Basically they just killed their friend.
I'm pretty sure it's just a wholesome comic.
Who is the yellow haired man? Seems like a massive oversight to label everything else so neatly but leave the central character's identity a mystery...
Someone edit the last page to remove the Z's and make the monitor flatlining.
Medical equipment is shielded against that kind of things, its part of why its so damn expensive. Can't have the janitor's floor buffer killing Mrs. Jabroni in room 3C.
This is so retarded.
Truly the thinking man's fetish.
I wonder what this fag would come back with after catching a kick to the stomach. 'someone needed to vent and I was there to act as a cushion, I'm so happy I helped'
This is just bizarre
I'm going to steal this and shitpost it to consequentialists on /lit/
The utter state of nu-males.
This is an edit, right? I know Dobbers is webcomic incompetence personified, but I refuse to believe he copy-pasted the same panel five fucking times.
I unironically like the ideas behind Alex ze Pirate's designs, just not how they're executed.
He didn't copy paste, he traced. You can tell if you look very closely.
Her slate sounds sullied as fuck
The dude likely pawned it for drugs, their suffering moves forward.
Got me to smile.
Do you think whoever made this was aware that they were subtly pointing out how SJWs and drumpftards are two sides of the same coin?
I think this is just his attempt to reverse the way people view him as "That guy who keeps making the same comic over and over about how depressed he is". So now he's making positivity comics instead.
I'm sure it was intentional. Its not subtle at all either.
What ideas? It's a fucking pirate in an 80's jumpsuit.
Exactly. Anything from the 80's is a good idea.
Mario's not from Brooklyn anymore?
Nester was a Nintendo Power mascot meant to advertise the games, which the games themselves up until 64 you never heard Mario talk, and the 64 voice is still used in the present day. Did Nintendo power even advertise the cartoons?
Hurr durr link has brown hair
Was originally a technical limitation that they managed to surpass in the 64 era (Hell they tried making him blonde in LttP and it turned out pink), not every incarnation of Link is the same person anyways.
Where are the Koopa Kids?
Just wait two years and they'll be in fucking everything, though knowing Dobson he'd probably complain about the redesigns and color differences.
Where is Kid Icarus?
Just wait 5 years and he'll be in one of the best 3DS games ever made.
Does Dobson have the same autistic view that Chris-Chan does, where his perceived retcons (Which aren't even from official shit, just the cartoons) actively hurt the fictional characters somehow?
the trail behind him
Post the one with the prosthetic leg
Is there more of this?
OP posts Ben Montero
Following posts are of terrible comics
I don't get it.
Hell they tried making him blonde in LttP and it turned out pink
Yet there's a yellow stripe on his tunic
Ah. Well, at least I've got a reason to play Monkey Island now.
Well OP said "I don't get it", solidifying the purpose of the thread as "comics you don't get". It just turns out that a lot of comics that people don't get are also very bad.
People are just taking it the same way as LOL threads, thinking it's a license to post cringe so they can sperg all over it
this is unrionically better than anything else I've seen dobson do.
Google jmantime, he's done a shitload of all sorts of bizarre crossover comics. I can't even count how many layers of irony he's on
When stuck in a hospital
This isn't even positivity, this is being so fucking checked out and feeling like you don't deserve your own things that you try to put a positive spin on your shit getting jack. It's fucking pathetic and honestly worse than his depression comics.
The sheer level of delusion is stunning. There are no health benefits of any kind that comes from being a fat, lazy piece of shit. It's one thing to feel good about yourself, it's another to parade what is essentially the slow killing of yourself to the world and also try to promote it as something everyone should aspire to be. These people have completely given up on themselves, and are desperately trying to lower the rest of society's standards in order to compensate for their lack of dedication and self-control. The "freedom", "end food guilt" and "shame-free" lines tip that off right away. Not to mention the constant reminder about how "happy" they are, almost like they're trying to convince themselves.
10/10, would get mad again.
Yeah I think it's a case of "Trying so hard not to be one thing you go too far in the other direction"
what? they probably just sold it, the fuck
he probably thinks
blacks steal out of necessity
like some poor, underprivledged individual who's mom never got him a bike stole and is just enjoying riding it around
Just captain syrup
what did they mean by this?
80s is love, 80s is life.
Not the HD version
Oh wow I suddenly feel empowered
Why are other women stupid like this.
Help! I can't tell what's going on because there are not enough labels. Can anyone tell me what this comic is trying to say?
I mean, I get it. Words can have unintended consequences, and it makes sense to be attentive to the company in which you say certain words.
But also, what kind of party includes a trans chick and a mentally handicapped guy and then nobody even tries to moderate their language?
who even says "yeah she got FACERAPED" after middle school?
Mario being from Brooklyn was instruction book lore, man.
I'm a dude, and while this is super cringey to see someone write down and illustrate like they're proud of it, I actually do a similar thing. When I'm walking through sketchy parts of town at night, I totally give myself an over-the-top peptalk about how badass I am to try to force a sort of confident, menacing demeanour into my step and posture.
Admittedly, I think you have to be a bit of a snowflake to fill even your internal peptalks with references to your lack of societal privilege and your victim status.
Really makes ya read.
Implementing a revolution based on progress, reason and egalitarianism
Gosh, why hasn't anyone tried this before?
Dobson could do some pretty decent SoL if he stopped trying to be a far-left messiah and just talked about life.
This guy's not as funny as Kelly.
what the fuck? is this a woman or a dude?
Here have some more
Don't gender strangers!
Is this supposed to be read as the girls are all hypocritical?
The fact the guy gets he short end of the stick in those previous pages leads me to believe so.
What the fuck is wrong with the gender stranger's eyes?
fuck you for making me dig through my folders to find this.
For anyone wants to know what the WORDSWORDSWORDS is trying to convey.
Nothing beats the classic.
Cloths are a good way to express yourself
But think that cloths express your gender!
all white men
How weak must a person feel to make a comic like this? Anybody who repeatedly declares themselves to be strong and powerful surely has an inferiority complex.
Isn't gold horrible to make buildings out of cause it's heavy and soft?
Seeing how Blacks disfavor gay marriage more than whites, I think it's encumbent on blacks to accept LGBTs, rather than the other way around.
whenever i see this the only thing I can think of is
"nah, I've got a huge backlog of VIDEOGAMES to play"
This is why I don't get their position, what the hell are genders anyway if they aren't reflected by outword appearance and yet don't have any bearing on internal personalities?
Like, at that point its just a silly label that means all of jack shit.
What's the point?
Jesus, the false equivalencies are glaring but they're too blind to see it.
I think it's encumbent on blacks to accept LGBTs
No, fuck you.
Nah, dobbo isnt that good of a writer. He just thinks women are wonderful and can do no wrong
Of course the progressives would never make the argument I just made. Blacks are higher on the stack than gays. So you're good.
I see propaganda for pigeons, why dont you show reality instead?
and the foundation is built on a swamp...
Radios are receivers, not transmitters. If anything it's the medical equipment that will fuck the radio.
there are empty seats right by her
she chooses to sit right next to the guy
complains about manspreading
Is one always standing on a rock in these?
Wondering why a dude Would put up with such bull shit
Realising this guy probably got Shanghaied into this gig
being on a ship full of women and chances are they're all feminists/lesbians
Being a cis white male who gets stuck with grunt work
Dude's in a bad spot i think, huh anons?
my wife got stolen recently
I dont sh
Owe you it.
the wierdly drawn dogs annoy me the most
There's an additional page where she backtracks on everything after getting some good dick inside of her.
Having the small dog stand on a stone, all the characters eyes are on about the same height. If I know anything about hack art, it's to make the characters more easily copypasteable.
Post it for the love of God!
I didn't see furrr in that list
you're god damn right
Not gonna lie, I'd fuck the bitchy boss lady.
I mean, she dresses up as a witch for Halloween, so that's gotta be something we can kink out.
I ain't got it. Sorry, bub.
This is like something you'd find in r/writingprompts
Yeah, it seems pretty lazy to me.
This is hilarious though
Do you believe anybody purposely runs against reason progress and egalitarianism every one things their way of running things is reasonable progressive and egalitarian no one thinks "I want a country based on irrationality regression and inequality"
someone please post the funny edit of this
most countries have a political party that ignores scientific evidence, increases inequality, and wants to turn back the clock on social issues.
if nothing matters then why do these faggots care about people "misgendering" them. fucking hypocritical holier than thou snowflakes can kill themselves if nothing matters.
Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people
Bitch, a guy just sat next to you.
Wouldn't recommend the key trick unless you're Russian, Brazilian or from Detroit. That thing can seriously cripple a fucker, so you'd get exceeded self-defense unless he's armed as well. Simply holding it in your hand for added weight is enough in most circumstances.
They believe that science is bunk and what they believe in or do is rational
They believe that they are making other groups suffer the consequences of their race/sex/whatever misgivings that that it would be unfair/unequal to let them off
They believe that older ways were better and that newer ideas aren't progress but regressive and savage
Everyone is the hero of their own story a lot of people should keep that in mind
Bitch stop with this shit of acting like phones are the worst invention of mankind. I'll tell you if I went to a museum I wouldn't be on my phone. I hope that the next time you have a heart attack there's no phone in reach. Stop being a douche and accept phones are fucking useful and entertaining
this bugs the shit out of me as well
at this point you've reduced the word "male" or "female" to being something completely meaningless that only refers to itself
Its reverse loss.
This is entirely true but it would feel a hell of a lot more genuine if it wasn't coming from collegehumor
Maybe people wouldn't consider it a circus if they didn't turn it into a circus when you run around dressed like a deranged faggot freak you can't really complain when people laugh at you
Mario being from Brooklyn
Was never "canon" to the Mario Universe. That was always an American thing. Japan always had it so Mario was born and raised in the Mushroom Kingdom.
What happened to Link's hair
That's called a "redesign", kid. It's a bit of a common thing when it comes to characters. Heck, you were around when A Link to the Past came out. You should know that they had changed Link's hair color.
Where are the Koopa Kids
When was this comic released? They were in NSMBWii.
His name is Pi- whatever. Why would this kid care about Pit in the first place? He wasn't even a household name in the 90's, and only had 2 games under his belt.
Dobson is one of the worst nostalgia faggots out there, primarily because he thinks the American shit was the way it's "supposed" to be, when in Japan it never was. This was such a fucking problem back in the 90's, and spilled over to far too many problems, but whatever. I'm surprised he's never made a comic bitching about how Megaman isn't green, or how he's not a man holding a blaster.
Fuck Dobson, and fuck his blind nostalgia for the shitty localization changes. Pic related further expounds upon this.
Never noticed the bite marks on the dog in the second to last image.
it's not that funny, but I can actually relate to this
Yep. They're usually called the Socialist party, the Labour Party, etc.
This is borderline experimental
Haha kids these days amirite fellow boomers?
are frogs the new snails?
No non-autistic kid ever gave a shit about any of those things.
Do you believe anybody purposely runs against commas periods and grammar
Yeah, if you keyclaw somebody, you've escalated. Especially because I doubt she's keying some actual attacker; she'd probably key some asshole that bumped into her or talked shit, and then she'd either have to cripple him with the first hit or probably get beaten down.
What the hell, I'm pretty sure the helmet guy they are parodying is some Canadian libcuck.
I'm pretty sure its just parodying the "DEUS VULT" meme
You can't SEE which pronouns someone prefers!
This is the entire fucking reason I hate this whole pronouns bullshit.
Pronouns are NOT related to gender, they are related to physical appearance; In particular to those characteristics that are indicative of one's sex.
If I see a stranger and I point them out to a friend, I'm going to say "Hey, look at him/her", and hey, sometimes I may be wrong.
But being misgendered, while momentarily embarrassing, is not the end of the fucking world.
To change your pronouns is to go against the entire fucking point of pronouns: rapid labeling and identification of a person based on physical appearance.
If I need to ask for your goddamn pronouns, why wouldn't I just ask for your fucking name instead?
-t Angry Autist
That robot looks like it's only for gambling.
Perfect storm of homosexuality and autism
My takeaway from it is that if you see someone who looks like they care about pronouns, it's better to just avoid talking to them.
The artist is a faggot and wants to fuck her boss in costume as Elphaba.
Yes, but your wireless device is limited by the physical capacity and current inventory of your local library. My wireless device is only limited by what's currently published in digital format, which is worth hundreds, if not thousands of libraries.
Doesn't everywhere else in the world hate foreigners, too?
You were never taught not to attack; I was never taught not to fight
I hold the universe inside of me and it is not yours to take
Tell that to a guy with a knife who wants to jab it between your ribs so he can take your wallet without a fuss. Just take one night stroll out in a city like Detroit or Memphis and you can see just how powerful you are.
I wonder if these people have ever thought of technology itself as a site for societal progress. As smartphones have serious outstanding questions with respect to privacy, user agency, proprietary code, vendor lock-in, etc., I get the feeling these authors still have a lot to learn about the ethics of computing.
I miss Christopher Hitchens. I'm pretty sure Muslims gave him cancer.
With that context perhaps it would be funny in a sarcastic sense, I would have to consult The Rules.
i have no idea which side this is trying to take.
if it's trying to pick sides at all.
Nearly all liberals are Amerocentric, but are too ashamed to admit it.
The cat is the strawman
Inequality for womens wages is why poverty exists
Science and progress stop wars
Athiests somehow promote reason while also being massive marxists.
someone explain this one
Grandpa playing his 3DS
Fuck off nigger, how does it feel that fags are more accepted than you apes?
I'm loving this
Somebody post the edit
How fucking masturbatory can one person get?
So he DOES look mexican!
George Carlin's tendency to repeat himself for emphasis and speak in sentence fragments makes for a shittily written comic. Also how the fuck can a person be too happy?
People should stop taking Comedians as amazing Social Philosophers .
Seinfeld wasn't cutting to the core of the human soul by asking about Airplane food and it's deal.
Yes he was
I will fight you.
I don't get is? someone explain cause evidently I am retarted.
The fake gamer guy is a real thing though. We call them jock gamers.
Literally nobody is mentioning Gender except the women and the trannies though.
If foreigners are lining up at the door to get in it must be good
If they feel that strongly about retards and trannies then who the hell would have let them join in?
Well, it's not wrong.
A big ol' wall that keeps out political correctness, feminism, blacks, muslims, foreigners in general, homosexuals and the press
"haha what kind of gun-totin retard redneck actually wants something like this???"
I thought the Sphinx part was pretty funny.
so it an ancap nation?
You got me you wanker
Read the sound effects.
Why the fuck human trash keeps coming to our angrywhitemenistan? Why arent they live happily in their own shithole?
To drown out the beeping of the medical equipment?
wah angrywhitemenistan is shit
begging to be let in
gets the shells a cyclin
and thus the thief gained happiness from having money, and the person that bought it was happy for getting a bike at a cheaper price
his sadness was outweighed
your shithole took all their shithole's stuff
most gringos in that political spectrum unironically believe the rest of the world is a barbaric shithole and everyone wants to be a gringo, or play the "evil usa keeping other countries down" but secretly feel the former.
okay that one was good
Isn't xe supposed to be neutral? So wouldn't it always apply?
what the fuck is their job
Are comic books stores really like this? It seems to be a recurring complaint.
I thought he died during the 80s
some poor bastard has to review every single one of these
I totally forgot DmC was a thing holy shit
Gets complimented by a man once
"We are massively behind schedule because of delays on your end, could you please do some work?"
"Heehee I'm a creative you can't contain me let me spend 40 hours looking up glitter and hair dye ideas"
""""Creatives"""" are the worst
They have a point. "Centrism" is a meaningless philosophy defined by two arbitrary points which themselves can change according to shifting principles. There aren't actually only "two sides", there are many points and stances to take and many people willing to take those position, but it is convenient for the centrist to only pick two and act as a neutral party, invalidating all other points of views besides the two and their own in the process. Centrism is the stance you take when your appearance matters more than actually accomplishing anything.
HAHA get it? Conservatives are stupid!
I like this strip much better now that I've seen the others.
Damn, boi. Got me good.
thats a good one
A valid point about how racial anger for the sake of preserving jobs is misaimed because automation itself is invalidating the working class's source of income, especially in the coal industry where a new facility would employ fewer people than a supermarket
I'm going to ignore all that and claim it's just insulting! This is why Trump won, libtards!
I legitimately think the top one sounds stupid and the bottom one sounds right. Am I autistic?
thats funny and insane
Achewood did this better I feel.
u should follow ur own advice, user
And while we're at it stop promoting coal at a fucking Global Warming conference what the hell is wrong with you.
UFO (unidentified feline object)
WHY ARE THOSE PEOPLE MELTING
What does SCOTUS stand for?
Honestly it sounds fantastic. Can I please go there?
My issue is today's political sphere is all about extremes these days. Personally I wish I never had anything to do with it, but the sides sometimes look right at you and demand an answer, and whatever your answer is, could change how people see you.
I sided with Trump during the Election because I was trying to find my very first job for over 6 years. My family wasn't fond of it,
and I lost alot of good steam friends I've had for years because of it. Then I went to /pol/ and just chilled there for months. Months after the victory, I dropped Trump because of his weapons deal with Saudi Arabia, and now after a year of Trump, I see nothing really changing,
and all he's doing is kicking out staff, and posting on twitter to fight the media that hates him so much.
After Trump I have no idea where America would turn to next. My hope is that the next Republican/Democrat won't be some ridiculous cartoon like Hillary, Bernie, or Trump. That it might be a voice of peace, one that could take this "culture war" the Alt-Right and the SJWs have against each other, and finally calm them down.
Unless it's free speech you don't like of course.
Then it's hate speech.
That look of disgust on the cat’s face
No it didn't.
soyboy finds joy in getting cucked out of his bike
We're through the looking glass here, people.
Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people
"Fuck Obama and fuck black people"
"Fuck Obama and fuck Black people"
"Fuck Lord Xenu and fuck the Xenanoids"
How pretentious and self glorifying Jesus
If you couldn't jack yourself off enough
Urr I am universe
Yeah, doubt the rapist gives a shit and probably thinks he's the shit for doing it in the first place
The robot’s gay ass handwave
I'm pretty liberal, but if all we have to do to have a country without thugs and a dishonest press is build a wall, I'm in.
My issue is today's political sphere is all about extremes these days
By the standards of every other first world country, American liberalism is hardly extreme at all. It only seems that way because, again, arbitrary lines in the sand have been drawn, and centrists- contrary to the stated goals of their philosophy- do nothing but validate those sands and maintain a futile status quo for as long as possible. The modern centrist is nothing more than an obstructionist on a high horse.
WORDS WORDS WORDS
Muslims at LGBT rally
shit on muslim countries for hanging gay people there
shit on the gays from those countries who move to america so they don't get hanged
man what the fuck do you want them to do
Man Sup Forums has fucked me up good in my time here. I'd honestly be relived to go back to being socially liberal, financially conservative again. Though it doesn't stop /v/ from being any less horrible to browse.
What is it supposed to even mean?
It’s not completely wrong tbqh
It's just Tats jumping on the Sarah Palin hatetrain. It was easy clicks during the 2008 election
There is literally no downsides to leaving this site and ignoring all the bullshit here, even if it's only for a few months.
Sounds great to me!
huhuhuhuhu I'm gonna use a hockey logo from a french canadian team that stopped existing years ago.
I'm such a hipster.
Also WORDS WORDS WORDS
I have nowhere else to hang out at, I'm banned from my old stomping grounds because of my autistic behavior during the election.
I mean reddit is an option but I dunno.
Supreme Court of the United States
Silly Crumbbums of the Under Scab
I’m just laughing at the version of Islam that liberals have imagined for themselves. They look at Muslims, think “oh, such poor oppressed brown people,” and suddenly they’re untouchable in their eyes despite the fact that Islam goes against everything liberals stand for
I thought it was mocking Armoured Skeptic, some YT fag that was paling around with Sargon and dating ShoeOnHead.
Jesus, I bet it would take 30 min to read that comic. Is that guy John Galt to still have an audience by the end of his ramblings?
you make the intergalactic truckstop christmas look like a fucking paragraph
racism is bad
except when I say so
Does anyone have the porn?
Yeah but the same could he said about jewelry.
most gold jewelry isn't made of pure gold and not expected to be load-bearing in any case
Of course! He's standing upon the rock, our lord and savior Jesus Christ, showing that he's stable and less likely to fall to sin!
eehhh this one's about as good as a real howard and nester comic, i give it a pass
do you think andrew dobson's female friends are like this to him :(
do 1 in 4 US teen girls really have STDs?
as a polish man I can say this is true
old school boyz club pepe would wreck kermit's ass, modern pepe is a faglord
trining to speak words
"we are the champions" by Queen
it's easier to learn languages through music
they're just jelly that nobody is paying attention to them anymore and that younger people have all these wonderful devices they can't wrap their heads around.
I feel like dog would be the best choice here.
it's 3 am and i can't stop laughing.
when I gave a ring to my wife I expected her to bear a load or two but your statement is true
That makes no sense. It's usually the ways people are different that makes bigoted idiots hate other people. Logically, that should be backwards.
If he went around the world and saw that everyone was the same as him, he'd feel more comfortable with everyone else, whereas if he went to, as one example, Japan, he would wonder why everyone eats pasta soup, and all the writing looks like bugs, and nobody uses a proper fork. And he can't understand a GODDAMNED thing anybody is saying so they must be talking about him behind their back and we should have just nuked the rest of this stupid country.
I just don't believe that if you took Redneck McSisterfucker around the world, his eyes would be opened at all. He DEFINITELY wouldn't convert to fucking Buddhism!
This is like some annoying add that tries to sell you shit.
I hold my keys like a sword
What they say
Diversity is strength
What it's supposed to mean
diverse ideas and opinions eventually lead to the best one
What they're using it as
one idea, one nation, one race, VICTORY WELFARE
There's this great video out there of a BLM rally where this gay guy goes up to an older black woman and shouts out, "Yeah, gay and black lives matter!" Then the woman yanks away from him and tells him not to "make this about (his) 'gay shit.'"
God, I need to find that again.
Yellow person likes music.
I don't get what you don't get.
you're starting to get it
If you have to make your opponent physically unattractive in a comic, then you've already lost the argument. That's really all there is to it, because your words and message sure as shit won't do the job.
I see what you mean, but I disagree. I think that insecurity of being the odd one out will reduce a person's superiority complex. Suddenly he's in their hands and, assuming they don't treat him poorly, it'll have the effect of humanising both them and himself.
I've grown as a person enough to get beyond all of these except the first and the last.
Seriously, fuck answering the phone at work. It's never anything but a huge fucking awkward headache.
man, FUCK old dead cis white men!
... y'know, unless they're the particular old dead cis white men I agree with. Then they're literal geniuses!
I've traveled around with the world with old white men before. No fucking way in Hell one of those panels wouldn't be him checking his pocket in India or somewhere and noticing his wallet had been stolen.
That cabin boy has to be Dobson's self insert and we are reading what he wants women to do to him
I fucking hate how some coworkers actually enjoy making phonecalls at work. They'll be making smalltalk with the person they're calling and shit.
I fucking hate people who start every conversation with 'How are you?'. I'm calling you, or you're calling me, because there's something I want to know. The answer is always 'Good, you?' 'Good'. It seems like such bullshit.
If he went around the world and saw that everyone was the same as him
But that's not real, culture and humanity prevent that brainwash to be real
Jesus I wonder how actual transexuals feel about this, you spent years trying to look like how you feel and now some faggot with a full beard can call himself a girl while dressed as a average guy
Didn't see furry on the list
Even Jesus has standards
i actually like this character
now where is that card
But there are gay Muslims because those are the people other Muslims kill in those Muslim countries you're thinking of. It's not an imaginary thing.
he went around the world and saw that everyone was the same as him
he went around the world and saw the same problems everywhere
you filled my autism quota of the day and i just woke up
Honestly helmetguy is more attractive than the real life people it's parodying on average.
Sarah Palin is just some unassuming pig singing generic mainstream pop. Then Obama shows up and he's just so cool and neat that everyone is genuine excited by him.
Media then attacks Obama because media supports Palin.
Were you not alive summer 2008
I wanna fuck that cat
Why isn't he owlturd anymore. Were people offended by that name?
Someone please steal/repost hist art. Remove watermark, then present this picture to him when he complains
Strongly consider legitimately committing suicide, tasteless furfag sympathizers
you don't discover shit you make up
glad to know transgenderism isnt real tho, they are just the 23 gender between otherkin dragons and people who like to brush their teeth before eating breakfast
We were posting bad comic, user. Get with the program.
centrism is stupid
ok i side with the other side
reeeee everyone is a radical
That famous all-American symbol: the lion.
I feel sorry for future students who'll have to analyze this shit in school and realize how fucking retarded their parents were to fall for propqganda this fucking blunt.
Or you could just consider the issues individually instead of joining a whole group and buying into propaganda that pushes you into agreeing with only one set of agendas.
But that's what centrism is!!!!
No it's not.
buying into individualist doctrine
Fucking sheeple, when will they learn?
you can agree and disagree with as much shit as you want but at the end of the day you only vote for one president and you won't have 60 different choices so it doesn't matter
Keep shoving us all in the same corner, it's really working out for fucking everything.
I for one am glad that our dear leader cares about our right to black friday
I don't know but it must've been pretty fucking cool to get replaced by a combination casino slots / high-five machine.
Every other democracy gives you more than two viable choices. Maybe we need to stop ignoring the fundamental flaws inherent in American politics.
If anything, it's kind of, well, sexist. "I'm a demiboy because despite being a girl I like monster trucks and dirt." like yo then you're a girl who likes shit you assume is a dudes only environment despite evidence to the contrary.
The disorder at the heart of this is real, dangerous, and woefully misunderstood and all of these dumb kid hangers on are making it harder to really put effort into understanding and finding a way to make that livable. As much as the LGBT community touts the hormone treatment the numbers say that it's...not doing that great.
This is a job for science, I honestly feel.
I wasn't born back when this kid was relevant, but I'm pretty sure you could just put him in front of a mediocre VR set up and he'd be intrigued for weeks. I'm sure there's some app or game out there that lets you stroke Mario's moustache.
interracial citizens helping construct the wall
this isn't the garrison I voted for
I wanna fuck the space wolf
I don't get it
He's going to die, and that's hilarious.
If you can't figure it out, it's usually picking on the side you disagree with. It'll be presented as exaggerated, but it'll be harder to recognize that because that's how your side portrays it.
It's very rare for a comic to make fun of both sides of anything, unless it's BLATANTLY centrist.
whoa what happened to gay marriage and trannies being degenerate? I thought it was better not to approve of it? They are literally split down the middle on that particular issue and they had a 10 percent jump in approval in the last couple of years. They are literally doing what said and in the face of what blm has done.
The library card thing is especially funny because if this cartoonist actually went to libraries he'd know that the free wi-fi is a HUGE draw, especially for poorer families.
Ha ha this is a very real problem that will tank our economy in 20 years because we are outright refusing to prepare for it!
those coal jobs will come back eventually
fuck liberals and their "retraining for modern positions" idea
A N Y D A Y N O W
still wouldn't matter because you are going to end up voting on a couple issues that are way more important than the 20 other things you care about
Not an excuse to continue this system as is.
I'd just apologize and say I was educated in science and not social studies so I forget they culturally appropriated the word.
I want to fuck that snake.
i need more choices i'm never going t pick
have you ever considered that there is some sort of darwinism of ideas and election after election we have managed to figure out exactly the core concerns of everyone and the perfect way to pander to them?
i don't think the system is the problem, the problem is that you are supposed to vote for a president not a glorious leader who does whatever the hell he wants and nobody can do anything about it but obama opened that can of worms so take this as a lesson, you should not be ok with your candidate doing whatever he wants because he is eventually going to stop being president and someone else you don't like will become president and he will have the exact same power
i-is this loss?
Relax, there's only three of them and it's possible that none of them are Mexican.
How is this acceptance measured? Is any of it worth bragging about in the current year? Seems awfully convenient you left out trannies
why would I shit on muslim countries ? they look like safe heavens for me
This article needs to be written; it often goes unaddressed that black culture is homophobic and sexist and black males have a privilege that black female do not have and they are blind to it.
i need more choices i'm never going t pick
the rest of the modern world are capable of considering more than two parties but americans are too stupid to keep track of more than two parties
Are you in trouble. Do you need your medicine?
This Thundercats reboot is going nowhere.
Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people
Is this a pro-Trump poster making fun of "libcucks" or are these poss serious?
Is this a pro-Trump poster making fun of "libcucks"
the rest of the modern world are capable of considering more than two parties
this is not true, who told you this lie?
why are you shilling so hard for your failed two party system
who told you that elections don't get resolved between two strong parties in most elections in the entire world?
this amount of delusion can only come from a butthurt berniebrony
Oh, he's serious. We can't afford to give Trump the nuclear codes.
On a scale of self righteous to zen pencils where would you put ishida?
homophobia and sexism is only done by men
You people will never learn
reads black culture homophobic and sexist
thinks it's only about men
You people will never read.
wow hey a rational person
i haven't seen one of you since 2010
I love this.
praising an article specifically pointing to cis black men
People just need a place to belong.
If you make them feel like their house isn't theirs, the responses won't be pretty.
They believe that science is bunk
Because a lot of """Science""" being currently perpetuated IS a load of bunk.
Science is and should be merely a means of observation, but the evidence is being constantly reinterpreted for the sake of fitting a distinctly humanitarian lens.
I stole a bike once. I was drunk. I drove it to my friend's house and left it at some ditch.
Thanks for the bike.
I refuse to believe Sup Forums is THIS BAD at identifying shitty trolls.
inb4 "but if I couldn't tell that shows just how bad it's gotten"
This just brings up more questions and problems.
If that robot is being implemented, then where are the mexicans supposed to work? *WHY* are you importing outside labor at the same time that automation is occurring? Is this not an obvious conflict of interest?
Sup Forums is full of cross-site traffic which is why people here seem most oblivious to Sup Forums lingo
Or you could just consider the issues individually
What is the issues themselves are fucking retarded?
I had some idiot at work talking about some bullshit involving people smashing Kuerig machines, something that is blatantly manufactured controversy. Why am I suddenly obligated to take a side in a proxy war that I don't give a flying fuck about?
Am I obligated to invest my interest in something as meaningless as this, simply because retards are getting themselves riled up over it? I have my own personal problems in life to deal with without compounding your meaningless tripe into it.
bitches and hos rap culture isn't a problem
Not being seen as bitches or thots on top of the usual disadvantages of being female.
IIRC he’s actually a slave. She bought him for a nickel
I ain't got it.
Cos it don't eist.
pulling ads amid molestation allegations
reaction is people smashing products that were advertised
At what level was it manufactured? Are you also someone who automatically assumes people do things just to be special?
that wasn't the point
Just be upfront about your shit instead of dancing around the one sided blame game then doubling down on it when called out
rent to own
$6 an hour
Where the fuck does this made up person live?
What shit am I not being upfront about?
It's *tight* you ass-chewing bumblefuck. Nit "skimpy", *tight*.
You have the higgs boson one?
only blaming men.
I love how in all his comics, Dobson refuses to draw a full swastika.
The Finnish parliament currently has a coalition of three conservative parties which form the government and the remaining six which are called the opposition. So basically there's nine viable parties you can vote for. In the past, the government has been formed of as many as five parties, and all around the parties which form the government have to make compromises towards each other. This keeps politics from becoming a simplified dichotomy between two vaguely uniform sides.
How am I only blaming men and what am I only blaming men for?
reminds me of my favorite webcomic, doobl.
Fucking Theresa May, always breaking up marriages.
They're a bunch of antisocial nerds. What do you think?
The eggs were actually raptor eggs.
men and women can be sexist and homophobic
that's not what the post says
it's directly referencing the article doing just that
what's wrong with that?
is this a morning in your average American household?
I'm not anywhere near as annoyed by the fat as I'm annoyed by someone using fucking cursive in something meant to be posted on the internet. 10/10 - I'm livid.
I want them to fuck!
...I guess the middle guy expects the guy on the left to buy the suit from him, as if it's a chain of suit buying?
The article doesn't even blame rap culture
That's what you get when you party with people who smoke.
That's pretty gud
Ah, classic Doobl.
Fuck that shit, I'd much rather have a monster than some myrrh. Like, when was the last time anyone had any use for fucking myrrh?
equating being called retard to being raped
That's pretty triggering, I reckon.
For some reason, I image campy slot-bot responding in Spanish.
Instead of bad political cartoons, Horsey should write a comic where this cool robot fucks big tittied sluts.
I don't have maintain my hygeine or health just accept and support me!
That's real disturbing, I don't like it.
I'd rather been seen as thot than a rapist
Someone who OD'ed on heroin is probably too happy right before his body shuts down.
Carlin's point was that being lulled into a happy comatose state is not a good thing. People need to keep a healthy dose of skepticism, if not cynicism.
when do they fuck?
Okay so compromise is bad, I guess. How much is getting done in that environment, by the way?
"You too can help the culture war by joining my Marxist cult, you cowards! Here's the books you need to buy!"
Fuck off and die.
Immigrant workers are a holdover until the robots take over. Once automation takes over, even the Mexicans will lose their jobs too.
We're not starving or poor anymore! This sucks!
best webcomic. Anyone that hasn't read it yet on Sup Forums really should, it's a short webcomic and really worth the eventual payoff from character development.
Make good art
Smear red paint on a canvas
As someone who only went to one pride festival I would rather that it wasn’t just politicians and company floats. It just felt like one huge advertisement.
I mean, she's not wrong. That gay fuck can go find himself another rally, instead of trying to make a pre-existing one about him.
I'm pretty on the fence with guns but how would any of those make it more or even less than paradise?
These people really think fucking refugees are part of what makes heaven on earth and just having guns will somehow make it mexico part 2.
This level of cuckoldry is unnatural
Its a competition for doing something weird I guess.
you could have a million parties and it would make no difference because most people would still vote for the two strong ones
i have no idea how it works in a cherry picked microcosm like finland with a very strong economy which depends entirely on their natural resources and a population of 5 million people but you may aswell go looking for african tribes as examples since it's just as representative of the rest of the world
I'm just going to add blm did the same after the pulse shooting. Not trying to put one above the other tho
It was better back in my day when we gave some poor person a shitty little room and a paltry wage that couldn't get them anywhere, so that we could always rely on them being there to cook us pancakes and scratch our balls, since the only other option was starving in the gutter or whoring.
Usually its just self concious people making shit up but never doubt that there is a small amount of grognards and assholes anywhere, its just that they aren't the norm in anyplace.
So yeah, somwhere a group of fat neckbeards probably yelled some shit at a landwhale and her fee fee's were hurt but its not every fucking store.
obesity crisis is funded by diet companies
Is this bait?
Your opinion is wrong, let me root around in your brain and fix it the way I see fit!
Neck yourself, scumbag
In my country the strongest two parties together got 34% of the total votes this year.
We don't vote for a president though, we vote for seats in parliament. The percentage of votes a party gets corresponds to the percentage of seats this party gets in parliament. So your vote isn't wasted if you vote for a "third" party.
cherry picked microcosm like finland with a very strong economy
This is how parliament works in basically every European country.
USA designed it's two party political system specifically to fuck over the smaller anti-federalist parties that always tried to secede from the union.
Waaa if you try to take the best of both sides and actually listen to what some people say instead of giving in to extremism you are a idiot and indecisive!
Your willingness to actually give a shit about making good and healthy decisions for society is hurting my feefee's! I want to beat a nazi/nigger up!
If you don't agree about one thing with me you're my mortal enemy!
Too much maths for an American.
That doesn't work for a president, though, and everyone knows the president is the one who does everything.
In Europe, the ministers hold more political power than the president. Prime minister is the most important position in any proper Western democratic republic.
Yeah, and it's still just one person. You can't have a PM of multiple parties.
going to any fucking major city- especially while looking like a tourist
not wearing one of those theft proof wallets that goes under your clothes and rests against your sensitive theft-proof ballsack
At this point of naivete, just fucking giftwrap your credit cards, cash, and passport for dear ol' mr. Gypsy
No porn edit posted
Could be a good baseline if she's gonna do other shit with it.
I know several artists who do smearing/splattering/frantic expressive shapes, take a break, then come back to the piece and use those shapes to determine representational figures.
But as far as my tastes go, I actually like messy childish shit. Basquiat gives me a big ol' boner.
Here's a radical idea, what if you have a system where a leader isn't irrevocably tied to only a single specific party and where other parties don't refuse to work with him simply because he's got a different letter after his name?
I want that snake to swallow me alive~
Marc Maron is sad and cynical tool. I don't get why anyone thinks he's funny. He's like Louie CK with more sad and zero jokes
The foreign minister, finance minister and defence minister still have the most influence over their responsibilities. The prime minister does not have veto power over them or vice versa.
In the U.S. the president could fire any of them without a referendum.
American liberalism is hardly extreme at all.
Yes it is, its so extreme that actual liberals have to go out and call themselves a different label of liberal cause the "liberals " are too fucking loud and extreme to be taken as a subgroup.
And get the fuck over yourself. Centrism isn't about status quo, its about the fact that labels such as liberal, conservative or just about fucking anything doesn't immediately invalidate you are saying. And yeah, you're completely right, we don't go out beating niggers/trashcans so clearly, centrism as a way of thinking is completely invalid.
Post it yourself, /r/fag.
Centrism isn't about compromise.
Centrism is about not taking sides.
Centrism is looking to the right and the left to determine and weigh positive and negative aspects of both.
Centrism is remaining centralized.
Centrism is not about compromise.
is that how elections work in the rest of europe? because i have been following that and it seems like there are two strong parties and the rest don't matter
but you are still missing the point because people have some concerns which are bigger and more important than anything else and they consistently vote based on that so it doesn't matter who gets elected because they get elected to do one of two things, if bernie got elected to get rid of the mexicans, obamacare, build a wall and basically had trumps platform would it matter that he got elected instead of trump?
bernie is a great example actually, the only people who care about socialism are college students and minority groups but only the ones who care about being politically active so no matter who pandered to them he would have lost, even with a socialist party the socialist party would have lost because people don't want socialism
LucidTV was too good for this world. Too pure.
europe has such a weak population that when the eu walks all over them and takes more and more control and starts resembling more and more a super state and a dictatorship nobody can escape they just shut up and take it
germans are literally dying off, more germans die than are born each year
i don't think europe should be an example for anyone to follow
there's a laugh
They believe that science is bunk
Remember my friend, you should be careful of in wich hands you're placing your trust in.
Science doesnt lie but scientist do.
I'm not talking about the presidential elections. Although I guess it makes sense for you to, the position of president is much more powerful in the states than it is in Europe
when the eu walks all over them and takes more and more control and starts resembling more and more a super state and a dictatorship nobody can escape they just shut up and take it
That already happened in the U.S though and all the europhiles in Europe are U.S influenced. I hate it. American style prosperity was supposed to be an ideal to strive towards
Expect an aussie style gun grab in the near future.
implying hitler would be a pro-tea party advocate
that is just beyond lazy for a political cartoon
I'm more in disbelief that a game would be pushing pro-communist shit when a world run by Nazis (a version of socialism none the less) would essentially have wiped out the idea of communism.
Why not just have all the rebels embodied with the spirit of the old patriots of America? The fight for individual liberty and the rule of law founded by natural law?
not keeping your wallet duct taped to your chest under your shirt, whilst walking around with a dummy wallet in your pocket filled with scraps of newspaper and anthrax
Which is why there's this thing called reproducibility. The scientific community tests the findings of others before accepting them.
When you see a single non-reproduced study that has no backing from major journals that was funded by, say, a tobacco or sugar company then yeah you can call the results into question.
If you, as a non-scientist incapable of engaging studies directly on their validity, deny the validity of studies that have %99+ acceptance in the scientific community with hundreds of reproductions you're just a fucking moron.
BJ does this in the game
expect a gun grab
Man, you really love that NRA cock don't you
They've been peddling that line of bullshit for going on 30 years now.
As laconic as I can get, it's just about a solider who experienced PSTD after being stranded on a secret planet some galactic federation was drilling oil out of.
Reads like a submission to national novel writing month by an 8th grader who spent an afternoon watching platoon and apocalypse now.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
So what you're telling me, the NRA has been able to hold the line for 30 years. Quite a track record
How many NRA members have been responsible for a mass shooting?
Make that 40+ years, and yes there were actual fears of that happening back in the 60's and 70's.
Its why a lot of Americans took over the NRA and changed the direction it was taking to be an advocate for Second Amendment rights. Firearm owners in the States are fighting an inch at a time to undo miles of lost ground. They still have a long way to go, and to lapse for a second would undo everything they fought for.
How many NRA members have been responsible for a mass shooting?
cool deflection bro
The NRA has been tricking you dipshits into buying guns in a panic for decades and you'll never get wise.
No one is coming for your guns. No one was ever coming for your guns.
Thats nice. Hope the communist NPC get their shit pushed in harder than just a few words though.
Firearm owners in the States are fighting an inch at a time to undo miles of lost ground
The right sure does love portraying itself as a perpetual victim
I'm not talking about the presidential elections
why arent you? we were talking about exactly that, why change the subject all the sudden?
i think the proper term for that is backpedaling
That already happened in the U.S
yeah but at least people are strong enough to try to fight back and in a democracy fighting back works but ask grece if they live under a democracy, ask the people in spain who got beaten up and arrested for trying to vote
having a shitty first past the post voting system instead of based preferential one
hahahaha "first" world country lmao
No one was ever coming for your guns
What is the NFA act of 1934
What is the Guncontrol Act of 1968
What is the Clinton Executive Orders
What is the Lautenberg Act
What is the HUD/Smith and Wesson Agreement
What is the Brady Law
What is the School Safety and Law Enforcement Improvement Act
Its not about being perceived as a victim. Its about understanding what freedoms were lost and the goal to get them restored.
As my rights are not up for a discussion, let alone a vote.
and everyone knows the president is the one who does everything.
lists tax laws and usage restrictions as evidence of "gun grabbing"
You're an idiot.
THE FUCKERS ARE AT IT AGAIN!
implying registration doesn't lead to confiscation
implying the government should be able to tax or restrict what I should be able to own with regards to firearms
implying registration doesn't lead to confiscation
Yeah, Switzerland sure has zero guns.
woah woah user, you sure as hell seem to be projecting.
What i want you to understand is that, like 95% if what you know comes from trust, because lets admit it you are a limited creature by time and space and you canot verify or reproduce everythinh by yourself.
Ya i know theres stuff that i alredy know and the peer review that comes from the scientific comunity.
But just be careful to agree 100% to what they say because scientist are not a iluminated class that know more than us simple mortals, do you want to look at bullshit science see climate science and the shit they pull out to push some narrative.
And dont let me go to all social sciences that its infested with SJW's even the science magazines and the peer review comunity, but those guys don't count eh?
You can both fuck off back to pleddit with your spacing.
I only just now noticed the MAGA in his mohawk.
we were talking about exactly that,
My first post was explaining the european parliament system, mind you
yeah but at least people are strong enough to try to fight back
Tea party and "altright" (read= anti-establishment) is a fringe movement. Just like anti-EU movements in Europe are fringe . We might win as long as we cling together.
do you want to look at bullshit science see climate science
oops you're retarded and literally trying to justify your intense ignorance with "no one is perfect"
What if we decrease pollution and care about nature and make the world a better place for NOTHING?
We might win
are you kidding me? how are you going to get rid of the european union if you can't vote them away? what are you going to do? revolt?
europe is done buddy, finished, you lost your homeland, i can't even imagine how europe will be like 10 years from now
While i agree that we need to clean our shit, lets say that some of the conclusions of those studies pretty much are either over exaggerating, misguided, or used to justify putting more bureaucracy and taking you freedoms, what i want to get its that climate science its more about politics than science user.
And CO2 is not the enemy that everyone in the climate cult makes it to be.
And you are, user?
To be fair its mostly journalists making these claims not scientists though there are definitely cunts out there who will espouse their findings as gospel such as the guy with the mouse utopia study which its results were found to easily be fixed with just adding rooms for the mice
History is about to repeat itself
The government has the right to tax and restrict anything food is taxed for gods sake stop being such a fucking baby about it
Food isn't an enshrined right in the Bill or Rights. Firearms are.
It is about property rights when you boil it down. The government should not be allowed to dictate what I can own so long as what I own isn't hurting others or violating their freedoms by the mere creation of it.
gov't has the right to tax and restrict anything
Where does it say that in the Bill of Rights/US Constitution?
Doesn't make it any less true. Canada has seen plenty of firearm confiscation with use of a registration system. Even after they were to have abolished the registration for a classification of firearms.
The government should not be allowed to dictate what I can own so long as what I own isn't hurting others or violating their freedoms by the mere creation of it.
I'm just curious would you say the same for drugs
Where does it say that in the Bill of Rights/US Constitution?
The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration
yep, new communist dictator
so long as what I own isn't hurting others or violating their freedoms by the mere creation of it
gee whiz, if you ameridumbs have proved one thing over the years it's that you're too dumb to be around firearms
Europeans are going to kill europeans
Europeans are going to kill europeans
so new communist dictator then?
Take your pick. It doesnt matter whether macron or merkel starts it, there's going to be a WW3