ITT: comics for intelligent people

ITT: comics for intelligent people

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>I was raped recently

>Whatever about getting your shit stolen

I've never seen a weirder point of view.

>But I think whoever stole it was probably more happy to get it
Does he honestly think bike thieves keep stolen bikes?

I love his cute art style though.

I wasn't always this much of a fag someone help me

Yes. It's a very strange mindset but it's becoming more common; apparently thieves aren't bad people, they just want what they can't get because they're oppressed in some way.

>I was raped recently
>I was pretty bummed out about it
>But i think the man who raped me probably experienced more pleasure during the rape than I experienced suffering during it
>So, whatever

>Recently, my idea was stolen by Disney...
>I was pretty bummed about it.
>But then I think that them making the movie probably made more people happy than it did to make me sad, even if it did become a billion-dollar franchise!
>The total happiness in the world increased.
>So whatever.

I'm not saying this happened to me, but this is a retarded mindset if all you're concerned with is "happiness in the world".

what a fucking dweeb

>apparently thieves aren't bad people, they just want what they can't get because they're oppressed in some way.

>ITT: comics for intelligent people
Is this the new LOL? I honestly can't see a difference.

This is literally the cuck mindset

whenever I start a thread with that phrase I get 400+ guaranteed replies

Yes, they do.

>When I got home, I found my wife raped and stabbed 36 times
>I was really sad, but then I thought that the criminal's happiness outweighed my sorrow by a large enough margin to justify his crime
>So... whatever

Can you even imagine this guy in court?
>"Witnesses say you saw the suspect in question fleeing the scene before entering your apartment. He was covered in blood when caught by a patrol vehicle and confessed to the crime. What do you have to say, Mr. Nu?"
>"He seemed pretty happy. You should just let him go free."

>my wife left me for another man recently
>I was pretty bummed out about it :(
>but I think whoever took my wife was probably more happy to get her than I am sad to lose her.
>so, whatever.

>Black people
>ever happy about what they have

I really don't see why its so appealing, its not bad but it just seems pretty standard. is it the nose?

can someone edit that third panel to be him saying a nigger stole his bike i got a feeling this is one of the rare times it would work

That's not even theft at that point, that's compulsion.

Does anyone have a link to that article froma while back where the woman said that if someone steals your purse you should let them?

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It's also theft though.

>My elementary school principal was a pedophile rapist and a sadist
>But when I think of how much pleasure he got from raping and strangling those children, the net happiness in the world was probably increased. I mean he LOVED it
>So, whatever

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>My house was burned down recently
>I was pretty bummed about it
>But because the detectives told me that the guy rubbed one out on my garden gnome on the way out, I figure he was more happy about it than I was sad about losing my home
>And everyone else in the house is dead.
>So the total happiness in the world in the world increased.
>So , whatever.

Going on no other context but your post, that's actually what you should do when getting mugged. Otherwise you risk becoming Batman's parents.

>SHIIIEET

Well at least an overmuscled personification of life isn't punching him in the face for once.

You know, this may just be an innocuous comic, but I think it pretty much perfectly encapsulates the biggest divide most people in life seem to have regarding society and geopolitics.

a good chunk of people genuinely think like this and would rather just let shit slide in favor of a kind of apathetic peace of mind, and the other half sees that as completely nonsensical and wants to get some kind of justice, and they see people who think like this as enablers to injustice. Doesn't matter what it is, I think if you pay attention, these are the only kind of people who exist these days. The apathetic, and the fanatic.

>every time this is posted people focus on the bikes
>nobody notices the giant pile of crutches by the staircase

Her point wasn't about safety, she went so far as to say you shouldn't tell the police. Her stance was that if someone is stealing your purse, they need it more than you do.

thenewinquiry.com/in-defense-of-looting/

Pretty much. Someone I once knew got his brains blown out for refusing to give the mugger his $30 backpack.

>a good chunk of people genuinely think like this
The opinion stated in the OP is an extreme minority. 99% of both sides of any political spectrum would say this is an insane viewpoint.

My friend actually thinks this way and is trying to become a social worker.

Its cute that you believe this.

there are more people in america who unironically think communism is alright than there ever were. It's no accident that at the same time there's an upswing of people who think national socialism is alright in response.

So he's a crippled bike thief?

You need a high IQ to comprehend this one

Fucking ANYTHING but walking normally, user.

well of course it's not as impressive. With all those bikes stolen, there's a sharp decline on crash related injuries that would require crutches

this isn't communism, in communism the would-be thief would already have a bike or the ability to obtain one

There are a couple of famous recent similar articles from the last few years.

One was by a woman who was doing activist work in Africa who was raped by one of the men she was helping who ended up blaming white supremacy instead of the rapist.

The other was by a left wing reporter who was attacked in Palestine and badly beaten and robbed by Palestinians who kept saying "Yes, I deserve this" to himself as he was beaten.

Do you think he's ever tried to ride a bike off of the trampoline and into the pool?

no they just want more drugs
because they are mentally retarded and should be in prison because they can't be trusted to make decisions for themselves

I think stealing bikes makes you an asshole, but stealing crutches makes you a supervillain.

>the ability to obtain one

what exactly do you think expropriation is supposed to be?

Someone is sorely lacking from a dose of JUSTICE.

Can you imagine being the Del Facto behind driving the property value of your neighborhood down?

That kind of power must be intoxicating. You just take whatever crutches and bikes you find laying around, squirreling them away in your pile; neighbors constantly reporting stolen property and driving out anyone who'd want to move within five blocks of you.

There's ambivalent "world peace duuuuude" and then there's having every cell in your body composed of literal cuckoldry.

This is the latter, and it is naturally abhorrent.

Ladies and gentlemen: the dictionary picture of nu-males

then a jew finds these properties
buys up the property around drives up taxes by funneling money to police and bringing up neighborhood
and puts a lean on the house to get the black out and then buy up the property super cheap demolish everything and make a large sum of money on the new houses he is now renting out to people who work for a living

>You can't have disdain for literally anybody of a different race without being a white supremacist

There's two types of people who think like this ironically

What does expropriation have to do with anything? Anyway it doesn't exist because it presupposes the idea of private property which doesn't actually exist without a state to enforce it i.e. its a spook. Communism would have no state and therefore no expropriation.

There's actually a study regarding test scores where they'd take off points from those who scored higher to aggregate to those who scored less. They found that the people who just barely made it and passed felt relieved, but not exceptionally happy. The ones whose points were deducted and they just barely failed, however, were much more unhappy because they felt like they'd been cheated of their deserved victory.

What I'm saying is this guy is lying to himself and his audience to gain social capital, without realizing what he's saying goes against human nature.

Your arguments are a spook.

it's just shit, user, you can always get more shit

>lean
lien

Did you even go to fucking law school?

It's spelled lien.

That's not how real estate works at all, my man. That's not how anything works.

>human nature

not an argument.

>My parents got killed recently.
>I was pretty bummed about it.
>But then I think whoever killed them was probably more happy to kill them than I am sad to lose them.
>The total happiness in the world increased.
>So whatever.

Your lack of arguments are a spook too.
my own lack of arguments are also a spook.
At this very moment, this entire thread is turning into a spook. Why, just look into the mirror, user...

you're a spook yourself!

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The thing about this is that the thief is probably selling the bike for something else (could just be money, could also be something destructive like booze or drugs)

I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with using "eh, probably needed it more than me" as a coping mechanism but odds are the guy that stole your bike isn't a bike enthusiast, he's probably going to sell your bike off for dirt cheap and get a slight bump in fundage that probably won't end up getting him out of the rut he's in and he'll go out and steal more

he could also just be an asshole

"this guy really wanted this bike so he probably wanted it more" is just a really optimistic and unlikely thing

>LOL LE ITT LE COMICS LE FOR LE INTELLIGENT LE PEOPLE LE LE LE
These threads are literally no different from the LOL threads that are constantly made my Sup Forumsermin in their worthless quarantine zone. Furthermore, the amount of posts made in such a short of time shows it's probable that these threads are raids conducted by Sup Forumsermin. Anyone who cares about this board's well being needs report this and all future threads with this subject.

Now I know why cowardice is considered a sin.

Someone had to do it

I used to have an extremely shitty bike back in middle school. I would lock it up every day in the off chance that someone might steal it, but I never fully expected it. Then one day, I got out of class an discovered the worst of my fears had been realized.

Someone had stole my lock.
This isn't a joke.

Nah man, one or the rooms in h house is completely filled with receipts for bikes.

was it a good lock

This mindframe is REALLY bad

>Daddy molested me
>I was pretty bummed out about it
>But I think Daddy molesting me made him more happy than I am sad of being molested
>The total happiness in the world increased!
>So, Whatever...Ouch

Well considering that someone managed to steal it...

Yeah, eventually you'll be able to replace that bike, but not everyone has the capabilities of replacing it the next day. And maybe you need it because that's how you travel to your low wage job and now it's going to take months of saving up just to get another bike.

>You can get one cheap for just $100.
That can be a lot of fucking money to someone who already owned a bike.

>Read that in Mabel's voice

LOL

>people actually think like this
Fuck, i should stop stealing bikes.

>Villains who did nothing wrong

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Took me a moment.

No keep it up. You're increasing the worlds happiness!

>caring about the feelings about people who literally steal your possessions.

Do we know where he lives cause Id be happy to get a tablet

Keep it up, fools like this don't deserve even the clothes on their backs.

His organs will surely increase someones happiness after being sold on the black market too.

And to think, the whole cuck thing was just a joke once upon a time. It's legitimately worrysome to think your peers are a bunch of low test cowards like the OP.

Yeah, he's being a selfish asshole by keeping both his kidneys. He should make other people happy and give them both up.

My neighbor had a dog stolen recently.

He tried to console himself that maybe the thief really wanted a dog but that's because he cares for the dog's well-being.

if someone stole my bike i would steal someone else's
eventually either the bike theft chain gets so big the police has to do something or it becomes someone elses problem

>the thief really wanted a dog

Well, people have to eat...

Dog thieves only steal dogs for dogfights lol
that doggo's either fighting for its life being abused if it was a big dog, or its already dead after they used it for an opening event to show the big dogs ripping it apart and eating it alive.

But hey, the world's happiness went up!

please god make it stop

make it end

It was a purebred and not a fighting breed so was almost certainly stolen for breeding or resale.

Honestly, it's happened to me.

My shit got stolen, and I was like "whatever".

I can always get more shit.

Someone needs to make a porn edit of him actually getting cucked

>implying thieves can tell the difference

>implying that slut wouldn't love it
she'd get the entire family entangled in a web of guilt and sex and justify thier psychological torment by saying they feel really good while fucking.

Nobody's touched any of the neighborhood mutts.

I don't care about the shit itself I care that there's criminal scum who think they can get away with justice being right around the corner waiting for them.