The Secret Missing Episode of Doug

youtube.com/watch?v=f49r7bXtgm0

Why did it go missing?

YOU BROKE MY EPISODE ORDER?

Makin' me 'member Doug, OP. Doug should have chose that plump green girl desu.

Wow, Doug and Skeeter are actually gay?

Who knows?

Is Dougposting a form of art?

d o u g l a t h

In the video it says it was never released because "It was the gayest thing in the history of television."

Jesus Christ, these always made me laugh, I remember watching these on newgrounds back in 2003.
Secret Missing.
Secret Hidden.
Hidden Missing.
Missing Hidden Secret.
And the sex scenes always make me miss the old shitty days.

Posting on my phone, what is it

>I fantasize all day about that apocalyptic monster of a penis he has

I can only hear those voices and think of Arby 'n' the Chief.

Why did I laugh at this? This is the most juvenile thing I've ever seen. Fuck you, OP.

DOUGLAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR PENIS?

Connie.

And yeah he should have, especially considering be never got with Patti in the show nor in real life.

She lost weight in the Disney version.

That's not canon.

Are you trying to invalidate the existence of the Doug Expanded Universe?

>you're about to find out why they call me mr bone

There is no expanded Doug universe. The true canon ended after 52 episodes.

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Exactly what I was thinking.

Bag, that was swell

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Wow I remember that.

As you may know, I've been looking for an animated episode of Nick Arcade with the original Nicktoons cast from the Nickelodeon cable launch. it was 1979, or close to it. Doug hadn't given birth to his younger sister Judy yet, but as we all know, he would within days of the episode. the games were green screen as was the style at the time. one was Sonic, that much I remember. there might have been a Resident Evil too, and of course Call of Duty.

Doug, as most celebrity guests were, was awful at the games. he constantly died and then would look at the camera and give a "Dear Journal" speech. somehow. he came in second to Ginger Foutley, which I was surprised to see considering she had killed herself a few years ago. beating a pregnant Doug was still an accomplishment, as Judy was also given a controller and their scores counted together.

since he lost, he was deleted from the show. as in, completely deleted. it was like when a film strip catches on fire. I was scared that he would be deleted from his own show as well, but luckily there were different animators and he did not disappear from Doug like he did Nick Arcade. it was quite haunting though, and I can still hear his screams when I close my eyes.

the animated Nick Arcades were hard to come by especially since most betamax players from that time were damaged in the nuclear war with the Soviet Union. still, I distinctly remember this episode and hope to see it again. I think Doug could have gotten more points in Sonic if he had used the spin dash.

Suffice to say, I'm disappointed that this 'missing episode' is not the one I recall.