Hey Sup Forums, I'm working on creating a Sup Forums quote mod for Civ 6

Hey Sup Forums, I'm working on creating a Sup Forums quote mod for Civ 6.

LIST OF INGAME QUOTES:
pastebin.com/raw/5BxrnUZR (half are actually missing, but the missing ones are mostly shit)

CURRENT LIST OF QUOTES PROPOSED TO BE USED IN THE MOD:
pastebin.com/raw/Stphm87A

TEMPLATE:
pastebin.com/raw/rmvxXUE6

Obviously there are hundreds of quotes in the game, which is why I'm asking for your help to find them.

No memes, this is meant to be a red pilled quote pack that is palatable for normies. (((Controversial))) quotes like Nazi quotes will be allowed, but things like "GAS THE KIKES" will not be added.

I am pretty sure I can only add 2 quotes per technology/civic, but I can mess around and see if I can get more. I cannot change the voice acting for the quotes without mod tools, but I can change the text. I hope to be able to edit the voices with the mod tools, and if anybody reads out the quotes I will save the file for a later day.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=l1hJ6ea0Aik
pastebin.com/pUu8wc8x
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

It's probably best for you to make this thread again after the election, things will be crazy here until wednesday at least.
But I'm looking forward for the mod and will try to help

Pottery: The empty vessel makes the loudest sound. - Shakespeare

Animal husbandry: A horse is a thing of beauty... none will tire of looking at him as long as he displays himself in his splendor. - Xenophon

Social media-
"Delete your account" - Hillary Clinton

How about a mod that makes Civ 6 into a decent game, instead of just another DLC of Civ 5?

I don't have the expertise to do that

Mining: We cannot attribute to fortune or virtue that which is achieved without either. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Too many Patton quotes

Astrology: Of all things visible, the highest is the heaven of the fixed stars. - Nicolaus Copernicus

BAMPUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Yeah, mix it up a little senpai.

>Military tactics: If we come to a minefield, our infantry attacks exactly as it were not there - Georgy Zhukov

Writing: “A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Economics- If socialists understood economics they wouldn't be socialists. Friedrich Hayek

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Cultural Heritage - We cannot just give [our country] to complete strangers on an impulse because it makes us feel good about ourselves.
Peter Hitchens

"It was commonplace among the barbarians from the far north to rape the surviving members of invading armies which fell before them." — Juvenal

That's the same thing they say to libertarians.

Nuclear Technology/ballistics
Adolf Hitler is likely the last of the great adventurer-conquerors...The curtain was rung down on that phase of history, at least, by the sudden invention of the hydrogen bomb, of the ballistic missile and of rockets that can be aimed to hit the moon.
-William L Shirer, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, a History of Nazi Germany

Democracy: "Your love of liberty - your respect for the laws - your habits of industry - and your practice of the moral and religious obligations, are the strongest claims to national and individual happiness." - George Washington


Communism: "True courage consists in being strong enough to master and overcome oneself and subordinate one’s will to the will of the collective, the will of the higher party body." - Joseph Stalin

Fascism: "Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." - Adolf Hitler

Seems like a good quote.

>Nationalism: "The most precious possession you have is your own people" - Adolf Hitler

Military Training

"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience." - Julius Caesar

>"I am fond of pigs."

Does this one stay? y/n

It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it.

-Tom Sowell

Sowell is fucking goldmine get on that shit op.

Mass Media

"Hitler Was Right About Almost Everything" - Stanley Kubrick

for what category

"gas the kikes, race war now"
-ben garrison

this game sorely needs new fucking quotes, look at the fucking quote for constructing the Hagia Sophia

>hurr guys both religions made it great and beautiful
>why can't you orthodox christians just give up your holiest church and let muslims use it?
>don't you christians get it? you have to share it with muslims! what? muslims sharing the grand mosque of mecca with christians? what are you, racist or something? how dare you ask that?
>that's okay we turned it into a secular building/museum anyway lolllll

fuck the people who made this game, it's filled with quotes like this by the way. the entire game is filled with absolute shit (just go read the globalization quotes if you don't believe me)

He writes on many subjects and is very concise, so take your pick. Here's one for socialism:

"Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it."

This is an amazing idea!
I'm definitely going to download this when it's done user. Great job!
If you need an Aussie voice actor at all, I'd be keen to give it a go.

If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea. — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

The great people suck too.
The whole thing seems to be trying to patch up an old outlet that led many people to the kinds of views found on Sup Forums.
Apparently civfanatics was classified as a racist website or some shit.

>Apparently civfanatics was classified as a racist website or some shit.

the fuck is this shit? did I miss this controversy completely? why is this world so fucking retarded

Globalism
We will no longer surrender this country and its people to the false song of globalism.
-Donald J. Trump

actually brilliant

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I don't know what that user is referencing. If anything, Civfanatics is actually really politically correct. I can understand when they're complaining about a lack of civ diversity. I mean this is Civilization, an ode to the world. I think it's just stupid though, when they complain about a lack of female leader, or how Egypt isn't Kangs 'n Sheit.

Political Philosophy: "Man, when perfected, is the best of animals, but when separated from law and justice, he is the worst of all." - Aristotle

If that's too clunky for you, you could always do the good old Aristotle quote "Man is, by nature, a political animal."

"You have owners. They own you. They own everything." — Carlin

>A long apprenticeship is the most logical way to success. The only alternative is overnight stardom, but I can't give you a formula for that.

Chet Atkins

Oh oh! I got one last one

>Sanitation: "POO IN THE LOO" - Anonymous

Social Media:

People always fear change. People feared electricity when it was invented, didn't they? People feared coal, they feared gas-powered engines... There will always be ignorance, and ignorance leads to fear. But with time, people will come to accept their silicon masters.

Bill Gates

"Here if your share of the Breakout money" — Steve Jobs

>"Here is your share of the Breakout money" — Steve Jobs

typo fixed

Scorched Earth:

>I only understand friendship or scorched earth.

Roger Ailes

"if you kill your enemies, they win" -Prime Leaf

Sydney Opera House:

> There's an ease that I have living in Australia. The best things about Sydney are free: the sunshine's free, and the harbour's free, and the beach is free.

Russell Crowe

Capitalism
'I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke'
Donald J Trump

"War is a racket" — Major General Smedley Butler

"Life sucks and then you die" — Anonymous

Radio -"The radio is the most influential and important intermediary between a spiritual movement and the nation, between the idea and the people" ~Joseph Goebbels

Great Barrier Reef:
>Ice ages have come and gone. Coral reefs have persisted.

Sylvia Earle

Pyramids
From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us
Napoleon Bonaparte

Capitalism: "Can you hear it ring, it makes you wanna sing, it's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!" - Shania Twain

Military Tradition: "If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don’t fight, you can’t win!" - Eren Yeager, Attack on Titan

Radio: "Blah, blah, blah on the radio. Give me some music I can listen to." - Ace of Base

"640K ought to be enough for anyone" — Gill Bates

>Capitalism: "Can you hear it ring, it makes you wanna sing, it's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!" - Shania Twain

absolutely vapid

grotesquely so

"The one thing I know is that I know nothing" — Socrates

"I am searching, with my lantern in the light of day, for an honest man" — Diogenes

"Pollution makes people funnier" — Chinese media

Military Science:

"And when all was said, it wasn’t liable to be much of a campaign; two or three months, perhaps, in which I’d be well clear of any danger that was going, boozing on the staff, frowning at maps, looking tired and interesting, and moving paper about with my hair becomingly ruffled – oh, I knew my intelligence work, never fear." - 'Flashman and the Dragon' George McDonald Fraser

Biology: "BEHOLD! I've brought you a man! - Diogenes

Why not choose a better game.... ? or even Civ V / EU IV that already have a plethora of normies playing it

a plucked chicken?

bwock bwock!

This. Civ VI is just eye candy.

Gunpowder
"pull the trigger on every nigger" -Sam Hyde

Animal Husbandry
"Im dat gorilla dick nigga, i make dyke pussy wet" - sam hyde

"Chicken Lady loves life! Do you love life?" – The Chicken Lady

youtube.com/watch?v=l1hJ6ea0Aik

>eye candy
>game looks like absolute shit

Civ iv is the best civ of all time.

I fucking hate it too, but it's meant to be more ""modern"".

I opened the game, took one look at it, went through 1 turn, and then uninstalled it. They focused more on the graphics than they did anything else.

Mass Media:

>I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

Just put in more Bible Verses. Civ V had a lot of Bible Verses in the tech tree and I don't think civ VI has nearly as much.

>They focused more on the graphics than they did anything else.

There's a surprise.

Gee, the same thing they did with V.

Yeah but at least civ V was somewhat enjoyable. They peaked at civ IV in my opinion.

"As a result, both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their own father."

"So they made their father drink wine that night as well, and the younger one came and had sexual relations with him."

"The next morning the older daughter said to her younger sister, "I had sex with our father last night. Let's get him drunk with wine again tonight, and you go in and have sex with him."

Communism: Grab the means of production by the pussy

Colonialism:

> Stop saying that nobody knew how to cultivate oranges in Jaffa until the Jews showed them how. 'Making the desert bloom'—one of Yvonne's stock phrases—makes desert dwellers out of people who were the agricultural superiors of the Crusaders.”

Christopher Hitchens

>"As a result, both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their own father."

>"So they made their father drink wine that night as well, and the younger one came and had sexual relations with him."

>"The next morning the older daughter said to her younger sister, 'I had sex with our father last night. Let's get him drunk with wine again tonight, and you go in and have sex with him.'"

Do they have a Pornography tech?

You have finished researching: Islamic gommunism

>"adn nao for some reform changes :D :D" - t. spurdo

>Yeah but at least civ V was somewhat enjoyable.

VI is worse? I can't imagine. It does look worse, though.

Theology:

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence."

Not enough Patton

Cold War: "When two tribes go to war a point is all you can score" - Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Mass Media: "A lie is just a really great story that someone ruined with the truth." - Barney Stinson

Political Philosophy:

> You will be hollow. We shall squeeze you empty, and then we shall fill you with ourselves.

George Orwell

>"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

"That's lousy." — someone intelligent

"Star Trek is shit" — JJ Abrams

i dont play civ 6 but this would be the quote for humanism or communism or some bullshit like that. not sure what the tech tree is now.

shit game though, dont play anything past civ 4.

Mathematics:

"Suppose there is a greatest integer M. M+1 does not exist."

-N J Wildberger

"It's 2016 and I can't even be gay in a sitcom" — Sheldon Cooper

Suffrage:

"Women were a mistake." --- God

How about some Dune quotes?

>Gunpowder
"Let us not rail about justice as long as we have arms and the freedom to use them." -Duke Leto Atreides

>Scientific Theory
"Science is made up of so many things that appear obvious after they are explained. " -Pardot Kynes

>Banking
"Control the coinage and the courts — let the rabble have the rest." Thus the Padishah Emperor advises you. And he tells you; "If you want profits, you must rule." There is truth in these words, but I ask myself: "Who are the rabble and who are the ruled?" -Paul-Muad'Dib Atreides

>Robotics
"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them." -Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

Cultural Heritage:

"Julius Caesar was black." --- Sean King

or just a plain

"We was kings n' shit." --- Alberto Barbosa

Games and Recreation:

> Pic related
- Left4Dead
Rapid Deployment:
>ITS HAPPENING

Sup Forums Sup Forums

"A few of them — whatchacallums come through... paper comes out..." — Bubble

"Coups, revolutions... it's all happy camping!" — Edina Monsoon

current list
pastebin.com/pUu8wc8x

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Why the fuck was John Carmack quoted in this?

Hey, I gave a good math one.

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