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>tfw you get Diana
But I wanted Tony.

these arent right

tony is a gemini
superman. . . im not even gonna elaborate why he couldnt have a sign
banner is a sagitarius
I dont think diana or thor have canon birthdays
niether does logan, or peter
Steve is a cancer (kek)
Bruce is either an aquarius or a pisces depending on your reference
Hals birthday is the next day, but hes a pisces
barry is a taurus but used to be a pisces
and dick is a scorpio

Id say only tony and Dick actually fit

but astrology is fuckin snake oil on the surface

it's not about their literal birthdays
it's about them having the sign's traits and characteristics

Cancer here.
Will Diana help me redesign my living room? I'm think about putting in some Chinese paper lamps and making the south wall with the large window a red accent, but I need creative input and gentle support to feel maximum comfy. Then we can hang out in the kitchen getting fat and I'll listen to her vent about Justice League shenanigans.

>be Virgo
>waifu is Diana
>every astrology test describes Virgo male and Cancer female as the perfect match
MUH feels

>Superman
>Taurus
Hell no.

>Wonder Woman is Cancer
This!

Jealous non-taurus Supermanfag.

They still aren't right. My mum is one of those new age dopes who's into that Chinese astrology bullshit and the only one who has traits like their sign is probably Thor.

Fuck I got a shitty DC character

Wait how do we know the month Superman was born???
He was born on an alien planet with a totally different annual calendar.

Aquarius reporting in.

Godamn, i got the absolute worst Marvel character of 'em all. Fuck this
Aries here

Fucking hell Sagittarius never gets anything good. Atleast give me Guy Gardner instead

In what freaking universe is Cap a Libra? And I say that as a Libra.

>genius ancap billionaire
aww yeah

Cancer master race

>Peter Parker/Spider-Man is Aquarius
Is that why my life is such shit all the fucking time.

>steve is a cancer
So is the United states, so that fits

Fuck I'm always the edgiest.
at least my ~moon sign~ is tony

Don't see how he's part of it.

see

>Sagittarius
>a hunter
>not Batman

What did they mean by this?

>Tfw December15th

Which birthday do I share with a comic character?

Nice, I get Hal, he was always one of my favourites.

In most comics Batman was born during winter, so he most likely isn't a Scorpio, but a Sagittarius or Capricorn

MFW I'm gemini, like the best hero

I don't think I'm like Penis Parker at all

Worship Kali somewhere else elephant puppet - better yet buy me some lottery tickets with your lifes savings, fair is only fair after all.

I'll see you in your guilt ridden ruin of a conscience prick.

Hey is this the thread we jerk eachother off?

What is DOOM?!

Its like no effort was put into this at all.