Jimmy can save Heidi

Think about it
Jimdi is the best and only way to end heiman and kydi

Too late, she's chosen her trajectory

Heidi's already doomed. There's nothing that can be done, user. She's practically worse than dead at this point. And besides, she already made her choice when she decided to stick with fucking *Cartman*.

>abusive roid using gangbanger
>best

shed be better off going lez, fixing cartman is her only hope

Why on earth was Kydi even an implied thing??

It felt so off that Kyle suddenly had a thing for Heidi. Trying to get her out of that shit-pit of a relationship with Cartman is one thing, but liking her during? Could've done without that.

Jimmy isn't like that any more
He's a good boy now

Because someone did write me a little thing from last thread :)

THANKS SO MUCH. I love you.

because kyle being a moral grandstander wasn't enough I guess

>hes a good boy because he hasnt been the center of an episode for a while

next ep hes gonna out douche nathan

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

We can do it, we can meme this into existence...

because thats the kind of character he is?

fuck nathan never found him funny
Jimmy isn't douchey to people who don't deserve it anymore

He has a hard on for damsels in distress

>Out doucheing Nathan.
>Ever.
Utterly impossible. Nathan is one of the biggest douches to have ever douched. Out-ranking him in that department is never going to happen.

>helped stop the war between the Crips and Bloods
>doesn't beat the shit out of Cartman for trying to steal his joke even after it was called the greatest joke ever made
tell me again how he's still a douche?

Ahah- No problem! I did say I would, and i'm just doodling a few more before I go back to drawing the supportive girl love I want Wendy to show her.

just found a small detail in FBW which I found really interesting
According to Tweek's character sheet he's a Buddhist, I'm not sure whether Tweek himself is a Buddhist or if it's just Wonder Tweek who is but I still find that to be a really nice detail

I must have some deep seated issues to even feel compelled to reply to this but,

Who cares? Surely there was a better place to share that. That added nothing to the topic at hand.

I just hope tomorrow we get a background shot of morbidly obese Heidi.

Heidi relying on the newspaper's advice column as an outlet for her relationship problems is adorably depressing.

Oh calm thine tits. This is basically the perfect thread to ask such a question. Especially since it's this young, since the post will be forgotten in the inevitable tide.

Well, considering Heidi's a stand-in for America at this point, with Cartman being Trump/Garrison, it's really anyone's guess as to how things will go forward.

That said, I'm really curious if they're going to bring in all the abuse scandals that have been in the news lately.
It seems like Heiman would be a perfect tool to make a story around them, but I don't know if they'd go that far.

As hilarious as it would be to meme yet another Sup Forums shitpost into reality I hope they back off on the relationshit and let the handikids have the spotlight

Does anyone have tips on how to beat Grand Wizard Cartman in PD?

I think that's really cute especially with Buddhist self worth and healing beliefs.
Any information can help us understand the character a little more- OR maybe he just liked one of the signs for Buddism and felt he had to fill in the character sheet- either way good eye

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i hate how every fucking south park thread has to be turned into a "craig and tweek general."

Last thread there was talk about involving that new little fat kid from Hummels in another kid detectives plot. Now I'm craving another Lil Crime Stoppers episode.

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I think it would make sense. We see him meditate in the free hats episode.

I know, it sucks. Just don’t encourage them and build discussion about literally anything else.

WHO ELSE /PHONEDESTROYER/ HERE?

I've been playing it quite a bit. It's not jewy as fuck like Hearthstone, you get a free pack(they stack) every 4 hours, a free pack for 3 pvp wins every 4 hours, and you can donate extra cards to teammates. The higher you rank up the more cards and rewards you get too.

Calamity Heidi is your go to tank to upgrade

Will Trey kill another girl for the season finally? I'm putting my money on yes.

its pretty aight, wish pve wasnt so shit but otherwise im having fun with it

right now im having bad connection issues but im pretty sure its just my service and not the game

Surely having Cartman destroy her would be their target for causing maximum outrage, considering all the feminist talk and sexual assault allegations going on right now?

It gets tiring, yes. But don't take it out against people who are just making general statements. Anyway, for your troubles and asspain, have this.

C U T E

it bothered him that cartman had a gf and he never had one
he was subconciously sneaky

He couldn't stand the notion that a seemingly decent girl had a higher opinion of Cartman than him. Its pretty obvious

>finally beat Shieldmaiden Wendy
>first fight vs Grand Wizard Cartman
>he has double my health

Fuck this game. At least that means I will be to able to see the new ending when I eventually com around to beat the story mode.

I didn't intend to make this this a creek thing I just like Tweek as a character and enjoyed the fact that they added that small detail to the game

you know what i'm fine with heiman if they went the wendy stan route and not bring it up every episode

Eh, ignore him. He's likely the same guy who was sperging about Creek in the previous thread. Anything you say can and will be twisted into meaning"YOUJUSTLUVCREEKSTOPITSTOPITSTOPITREEEE".

user, please, keep them coming.
these are so great.

also more jimdi scenarios?

>jimmy performing at annual talent show
>cartman and heidi in front row
>heidi giggles so much at his jokes
>jimmy notices, smiles at her often between lines
>cartman takes this as her being flirty, gets pissed, starts being mean to her
>she suddenly stops laughing
>jimmy notices this
after the show, after school
>Cartman leaves without Heidi, pissed at her
>shes standing at her locker, sad, eyes low, sighing
>jimmy approaches her
"H-h-hey, H-Heidi. Th-thanks for being such a t-t-ter-terriffic member of my audience to-d-day! I'll make sure to ke-ke-keep the laughs comin' for you at my next show"
>Heidi smiles

I love this image

yeah I just beat him, shit just keeps getting harder and harder

think im gonna buy some backs with real muns just to level my dudes up to lvl 3

Jimmy helping her get back in shape after all of Cartman's "beyond" KFC

What was your deck to finally beat him? I've been going range heavy and I've gotten close a couple times but can't beat him

Is that really the case or are you mofos just taking the piss? What episodes would reinforce these notions of Kyle?

>gym class
>girls half-heartedly playing jump rope, or pretending to do push-ups, gossiping
>Heidi decides she actually wants to try to exercise today; she hasn't felt good lately
>cartman brough some kind of "doctor's note" explaining why he can't participate today, gets to go hang out in nurse's office
>pull-up bar, Heidi's struggling, visibly frustrated
>she lets go of the bar, leans her back against gym wall, sighs
>looks over at the boys on the other side of the gym, sees Jimmy powering through the pull-ups
>way more than the other boys--has strong arms due to both working out, and using crutches all the time
>watches him with envy and inspiration
Maybe Jimmy could give me some advice on getting back in shape..

>kyle is not terrible
have you forgot the episode where he and stan pimps out kenny and force cartmans stand in to take kennys place
yeah kyle is just as bad as everyone else in the show

I'm not 100% on the theory either, but cartman pointed out his lack of relationships in Witches. Also, he seemed very surprised at his interest in Heidi while his past crushes have all been obvious to him from the start.

>jimmy steals hedi away
>punished cartman arch

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I've yet to do it but I've only attempted it three times. I'll just keep doing pvp since I'm at a level where I can win 3 times in a row to get the pack and as soon as I rank up I get my ass kicked back to the lower rank.

I dont want him to kill Jimmy

I love these... keep 'em coming.
Here's my contribution.
I don't have access to my computer sadly.

CUTEE I appreciate you so much drawfriend!!

>implying Jimmy wouldn't fuck him up

>has strong arms due to both working out, and using crutches all the time
this actually makes me wonder, since we know he participates in the special olympics he must visit the gym regularly (without using steroids) so does that mean that he's low-key one of the strongest kids in his class?

>the entire ship implies jimmy would take a genuine friends gf from him

Here's a forced and overused one
>group assignment
>Jimmy and Heidi paired up

>so does that mean that he's low-key one of the strongest kids in his class?
>low-key
I thought this was overtly known by everyone?

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He wouldn't though, he'd just be driven by a genuine desire to be nice to her, she'd be the first to fall in love. If it happened any other way Cartman would manipulate Heidi into believing Jimmy just wants to steal her from him (as he did with Kyle).

>a genuine friend
Really? Jimmy tries to remain civil, at best. He's the kind of guy that's nice to everyone, probably cause he's been previously shit on for his disabilities, though he's won everyone over with comedy. Jimmy has been witness to a lot of fucked up shit Cartman's done. And we have seen Jimmy will go to great lengths for pussy.

I love this!! So cute and coloured

Imagine Jimmy stuttering even more than normal around Heidi.

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Gross(cute)! I don't have time for that(but i'd patiently wait for him to finish speaking. Jimmy tries his best)!! Haha- I don't actually ship this but I'm glad that everyone is having good vibes and feelings.
Talking about not the main cast makes me feel so energetic for the other characters in the show too.

I think she'll be a bit fatter, but she won't be super fat until after Thanksgiving.

pretty sure jimmy would be the first guy in the show to know full well its against the brocode to get with a friends ex

someone post the fbw chart

omg thanks
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Next major SP game as a cowboys vs indians theme with the following kid factions, what does Sup Forums think?


Cowboys
>Sheriff Cartman
>Calamity Heidi
>The Jew with no name
>Mantequilla
>Madame Bebe
>Deputy Malkinson
>Ike the Kid
>Cool Hand Annie
>Coachman Timmy
vs

Indians
>Big Chief Stan
>Spirit Talker Wendy
>Warbrave Kenny
>Token Leatherstocking
>Storyteller Jimmy
>Scalper Clyde
>Medicine Man Tweek
>Stalker Craig
>Squa Nichole

>I thought this was overtly known by everyone?
the only times I remember Jimmy ever really showing his strenght was during Cripple Fight and the Special Olympics, one was a fight against another cripple and the other he was roided up, I don't think they've ever shown his strength against a regular opponent like Cartman, Craig or Kyle, now I sort of want an episode where Jimmy beats the shit out of Cartman and whilst Cartman tries (and of course fails) to either gain muscle or cheat his way through the other kids in the class actually come to him for training advice

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Mantequilla is not a cowboy
he'd probably be on the indian side since he was on the mexican side

I like those factions but I wonder what we could add as side enemies? Maybe have another faction of kids act as the settlers, similar to those two Washington pricks from Red Dead, we'd also need to add Mexican Banditos who work for Butters or Drug Runner Butters
anything else we could add?

I would like a game set in future theme. Except they go in their mad max personas like they were in the sex education episode where girls vs boys happened.

cowboys and indians was already done and is gay as fuck

gimme jews vs christians, I wanna see that pastor craig purifying the shit out of imp tweek

I would just have the adults as a third faction, government coming in to tame the old west. By adults I mean the dad's being retards with Sheila as the mastermind behind them.

The cowboys need to be based at Pioneer village and the Indians at Stark's pond.
Can have other neutral locations around town like a saloon run by Nathan with Mimsy as a bouncer with Sally selling kisses, or David's parent's restaurant as indian hunting grounds.

I don't post SP on any of my blogs since i never finish my doodles of it- (Unless You'd like me to post content on the same level as I've been drawing here I can start?)
I just come to Sup Forums to have fun and talk to people about the show since no one else is as silly and light hearted about it all irl.
Thank you for the gesture though! :)

The freedom pals are considered progressive because they have a cripple, gay guy and black kid in their squad, why didn't I think of that sooner?

thanks jackceptieye

Omg I know your blog! Super cute art btw

They also have a girl if you count Call Girl or Butthole(F)

too bad timmy is genuinely retarded and doesnt understand how to make a franchise successful

the whole reason they were doing it was to make a ton of bank from riding marvels coattails
which is what cartman was doing

and then timmy and the dipshits that followed him just decided that THAT wasnt important and instead giving each person a movie regardless of their popularity or relevance so that all the heros were happy was what mattered

freedom fucks literally miss the point

Craig is also gay, though

I was talking about the original group. but If you add the full group into the mix you have Craig who is the gay partner to Tweek, Jimmy who is also a cripple and you have Kyle, which is of course a jew.

Haha- Is that you Cartman?

Looking back at all of Kyle's past crushes, the thing they have in common is that they all needed help. Even Nichole was new in South Park and unfamiliar with the school when Kyle got the idea to approach her. The only girl he spurned was Bebe, who was taking the initiative in chasing him. Rebecca and Leslie were classic damsels in distress. One sheltered and naive the other in danger and he tried to save them both.

Kyle has a type. He likes making the first move and he prefers girls that seem like they need him. Heidi fits that profile too. Add to that his overall character gimmick has long been self righteous with a tendency to meddle and preach, to the point where other characters have acknowledged it and jokes have been made about it. And his lack of any lasting romance was poked fun at by Cartman just the week before.

It's just an observation but its not out of nowhere.

>t. The Coon

Get out of here Cartman, you massive faggot. Go masturbate to some more hate-porn of Kyle, you fatass.

Kyle's going to easily be the last of the boys to get a girlfriend or get laid. He's pathological with the opposite sex.

I think eventually Stan will get Wendy to set Kyle up with someone (probably Bebe because she'll put out) just so they don't have to deal with it anymore.

Either Cartman or Jimmy. I could see either of them saying that, because they both understand what makes a franchise work (manipulating the audience and entertainment) better than the kids who just want everything to be fair. Fairness has no place in showbiz. My headcanon is that Jimmy goes along with Freedom Pals because he isn't as stubborn as Eric and never really expected their game to become a hugely successful movie empire anyway.

whatever you say DC comics, hope freedom league isnt as shitty as mysterion squad was

Maybe if they convinced Kyle that Bebe was on the run from the Russian mob or something.

>acne at ten years old
Heidi's had a rough life

>Hi th-th-th-their H-h-heidi. You're l-looking g-g-g-g-gr-gre looking g-gre-greeeee you're looking g-g-gre-gre you're looking gre-grea-g-gre you're looking g-great today!

None of that matters if your building your franchise on the worst member of your crew. Nobody gives a fuck about the fatass.