TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTION AND ALL OVER THE GLOBE PEOPLE DASHING FOR BUNKERS AS SIRENS LIGHT TO STROBE
THE TIN FOILERS WERE WAITING FOR THIS DAY TO BEGIN WITH WIKILEAKS AND Sup Forums EXPOSING GOVERNMENTS CARDINAL SIN
THEIR BOLTS SLAMMED FORWARD WITH A NOISY CLICK-CLACK HOPING DEEP DOWN NO ONE WOULD START THE ATTACK
THE PRESIDENT TAKES THE STAGE "RUSSIA CAN'T PUSH US AROUND" THE WORLD STARES IN HORROR "THEIR JETS HAVE BEEN DOWNED"
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN STARTS AS THE CLOCKS STRIKE NOON THE HAPPENING IS FINALLY HERE WORLD WAR III WILL COMMENCE SOON
THE MISSILES ARE FLYING IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE OUR PPE IS DAWNED THE ENDING TO 2016 IS GREAT
HIS HAND HOLDS A BOTTLE OF VODKA THE OTHER ON HIS GAT I GUESS THIS IS FAREWELL, COMRADE CHEEKI BREEKI, CYKA BLYAT
Chase Gray
Fucking gold
Julian Johnson
It's been an honor to share this board with people like you. God bless
Nicholas Parker
Beautiful, absolutely gorgeous
Owen Murphy
Like Pottery. It's beautiful.
It was an honour to serve with people like you.
John Rodriguez
amen
Christian Perez
Hillary is going to start WW3
Benjamin Mitchell
Trump forever.
Austin Thompson
If you get what you want and you’re still not happy, you’ve spent everything and gained nothing. It’s better to be the person who gets murdered than to be the killer and be tormented with anxiety.
Carson Allen
It's been a ride boys, cannot wait to see the globalist get bitch slapped hard.
Jaxon Barnes
...
Jaxson Roberts
Goddamn this is good.
William Flores
Tomorrow is the night before Trumpmas
Wyatt Bennett
...
Ryan Rogers
...
Aaron Russell
>tfw posting in epic bread
Blake Parker
Stay safe OP.
Michael Foster
saved
Ian Allen
Good thread
Connor Jones
Wonderful.
But I'm also actually scared.
Jaxon Thompson
Absolutely aristocratic.
Daniel Evans
That's cute. I hope you and OP stay safe.
Andrew Adams
have no fear trump will win
Christian Ramirez
but the world will end
Lucas Lopez
Nice poem bro
Asher Roberts
STOP WATCHING THE NEWS
They are putting out false statistics to make it look like Hillary actually has a chance so they can try to rig the election and make it look believable.
ALSO VOTE TRUMP
If Hilldog gets in we know it's rigged and that means it's time for civil war.
Jordan Baker
>CHEEKI BREEKI, CYKA BLYAT I kek'd
Justin Wood
Blowout soon stalker. I'll keep an eye out for you fags on the other side, we'll still shitpost after the fall, it'll just be IRL, inbetween skirmishes with loyalist degenerates.
Benjamin Sullivan
Nice
Dominic Mitchell
It's been an honor to serve with you fine, cheeky shitposting Sup Forumstards.
God bless America
Xavier Morales
>Last chance I'll get to post my re-done lyrics of a Red Hot Chili Peppers song in Trump's honour.
-----CAN'T STUMP------ Can't stump, affronted by the GOP rig Won't stump, regardless he'll win big They chose a life of pure deception Distant runners to the nomination Reject, the ones the bankers pay for This Trump, the leader that you stay for This time, 'merica is great again N.Y. values living in the White House Knock out, Jeb Bush will never come to Don't cry, Fiorina will do Go chalk your message on the pavement Burned so hot Robo Rubio did melt John Kasich, hear his stomach rumble Tummy so full, made his campaign stumble They bit the dust for phony values Came back to be consumed by Donald's vacuum
[Chorus] The race I love The fears just drop To be part of The win, can't stump Ever wonder if he'll drop the Jews The land I love The freedoms rock To be part of The win, can't stump Nate Silver couldn't tell us if he tried to
Ted Cruz is bleeding from a head wound So daft, he's lying through his teeth too Butter, in what he drowned his daughters Used two sticks to cover them in boogers He'll try to steal this nomination Kidnapping all the delegation He'd be the death of our good nation Worth his weight in rats and infiltration This race will never be a close one Run rings, around Cruz - Trump'll run 'em All on the Trump Train never stopping Used his funds for everything but losing Can't stump, the movement when it hits you Won't stump, the navigator splits blue P. Ryan is writhing in his GOP cot Who's gonna take his VP top spot
1/2
Oliver Young
2/2
[Chorus] The race I love The fears just drop To be part of The win, can't stump Ever wonder if he'll drop the Jews The land I love The freedoms rock To be part of The win, can't stump Nate Silver couldn't tell us if he tried to
Wait a minute Bernie's pulled out Bern and lose, that shifty jew Far more winning Than anything we ever knew How 'bout you 10 more policies Why I need Trump too, just like you Far more shilling Than anything we ever knew Clinton on cue
Can't stump, affronted by the GOP rig Won't stump, regardless he'll win big They chose a life of pure deception Distant runners to the nomination Reject, the ones the bankers pay for This Trump, the leader that you stay for This time, America is great again N.Y. values living in the White House Knock out, Jeb Bush will never come to Don't cry, Fiorina will do Go chalk your message on the pavement Burned so hot Robo Rubio did melt John Kasich, hear his stomach rumble Tummy so full, made his campaign stumble They bit the dust for phony values Came back to be consumed by Donald's vacuum
Kick start this excellent election Sweet talk the GOP delegation Can't stump the God Emperor Feel no need to join the anti-furore His enemy - Crooked Hillary This campaign is nothing ordinary Can she win two maybe even 3 states Comin' from 'hattan To teach you of the Wall, mates Can't stump, Hillary don't need you This win is more than just a weak ruse
Jordan Ross
Those digits demonstrate that this is an epic thread.
Alexander Wood
CYKA BLAT, OP
CYKA BLAT
Mason Turner
you done make me proud, son.
Jeremiah Murphy
You are the exact problem. You have nothing to lose and never will.
>You're the problem.
Jason Ramirez
WRITE THIS POEM OVER AN EPIC IMAGE!
It must be shared and saved!! You have done your duty user, but see it through to perfection. It's what God Emperor would do. MAGA user.
Jordan Jenkins
Thank you! It's been truly a privilege to be with you all as this nation stands upon the precipice of either complete concession to corruption or to be Great Again. Thank you all. Now to your posts all and do your duty for your country!
Isaiah Wright
Black guy here and we're definitely gonna celebrate juan's gone-za when the wall gets built