'Twas the night before election

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTION
AND ALL OVER THE GLOBE
PEOPLE DASHING FOR BUNKERS
AS SIRENS LIGHT TO STROBE

THE TIN FOILERS WERE WAITING
FOR THIS DAY TO BEGIN
WITH WIKILEAKS AND Sup Forums
EXPOSING GOVERNMENTS CARDINAL SIN

THEIR BOLTS SLAMMED FORWARD WITH A NOISY CLICK-CLACK
HOPING DEEP DOWN NO ONE WOULD START THE ATTACK

THE PRESIDENT TAKES THE STAGE
"RUSSIA CAN'T PUSH US AROUND"
THE WORLD STARES IN HORROR
"THEIR JETS HAVE BEEN DOWNED"

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN STARTS
AS THE CLOCKS STRIKE NOON
THE HAPPENING IS FINALLY HERE
WORLD WAR III WILL COMMENCE SOON

THE MISSILES ARE FLYING
IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE
OUR PPE IS DAWNED
THE ENDING TO 2016 IS GREAT

HIS HAND HOLDS A BOTTLE OF VODKA
THE OTHER ON HIS GAT
I GUESS THIS IS FAREWELL, COMRADE
CHEEKI BREEKI, CYKA BLYAT

Fucking gold

It's been an honor to share this board with people like you. God bless

Beautiful, absolutely gorgeous

Like Pottery.
It's beautiful.

It was an honour to serve with people like you.

amen

Hillary is going to start WW3

Trump forever.

If you get what you want and you’re still not happy, you’ve spent everything and gained nothing. It’s better to be the person who gets murdered than to be the killer and be tormented with anxiety.

It's been a ride boys, cannot wait to see the globalist get bitch slapped hard.

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Goddamn this is good.

Tomorrow is the night before Trumpmas

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>tfw posting in epic bread

Stay safe OP.

saved

Good thread

Wonderful.

But I'm also actually scared.

Absolutely aristocratic.

That's cute. I hope you and OP stay safe.

have no fear trump will win

but the world will end

Nice poem bro

STOP WATCHING THE NEWS

They are putting out false statistics to make it look like Hillary actually has a chance so they can try to rig the election and make it look believable.

ALSO VOTE TRUMP

If Hilldog gets in we know it's rigged and that means it's time for civil war.

>CHEEKI BREEKI, CYKA BLYAT
I kek'd

Blowout soon stalker.
I'll keep an eye out for you fags on the other side, we'll still shitpost after the fall, it'll just be IRL, inbetween skirmishes with loyalist degenerates.

Nice

It's been an honor to serve with you fine, cheeky shitposting Sup Forumstards.

God bless America

>Last chance I'll get to post my re-done lyrics of a Red Hot Chili Peppers song in Trump's honour.

-----CAN'T STUMP------
Can't stump, affronted by the GOP rig
Won't stump, regardless he'll win big
They chose a life of pure deception
Distant runners to the nomination
Reject, the ones the bankers pay for
This Trump, the leader that you stay for
This time, 'merica is great again
N.Y. values living in the White House
Knock out, Jeb Bush will never come to
Don't cry, Fiorina will do
Go chalk your message on the pavement
Burned so hot Robo Rubio did melt
John Kasich, hear his stomach rumble
Tummy so full, made his campaign stumble
They bit the dust for phony values
Came back to be consumed by Donald's vacuum

[Chorus]
The race I love
The fears just drop
To be part of
The win, can't stump
Ever wonder if he'll drop the Jews
The land I love
The freedoms rock
To be part of
The win, can't stump
Nate Silver couldn't tell us if he tried to

Ted Cruz is bleeding from a head wound
So daft, he's lying through his teeth too
Butter, in what he drowned his daughters
Used two sticks to cover them in boogers
He'll try to steal this nomination
Kidnapping all the delegation
He'd be the death of our good nation
Worth his weight in rats and infiltration
This race will never be a close one
Run rings, around Cruz - Trump'll run 'em
All on the Trump Train never stopping
Used his funds for everything but losing
Can't stump, the movement when it hits you
Won't stump, the navigator splits blue
P. Ryan is writhing in his GOP cot
Who's gonna take his VP top spot


1/2

2/2

[Chorus]
The race I love
The fears just drop
To be part of
The win, can't stump
Ever wonder if he'll drop the Jews
The land I love
The freedoms rock
To be part of
The win, can't stump
Nate Silver couldn't tell us if he tried to

Wait a minute Bernie's pulled out
Bern and lose, that shifty jew
Far more winning
Than anything we ever knew
How 'bout you
10 more policies
Why I need Trump too, just like you
Far more shilling
Than anything we ever knew
Clinton on cue

Can't stump, affronted by the GOP rig
Won't stump, regardless he'll win big
They chose a life of pure deception
Distant runners to the nomination
Reject, the ones the bankers pay for
This Trump, the leader that you stay for
This time, America is great again
N.Y. values living in the White House
Knock out, Jeb Bush will never come to
Don't cry, Fiorina will do
Go chalk your message on the pavement
Burned so hot Robo Rubio did melt
John Kasich, hear his stomach rumble
Tummy so full, made his campaign stumble
They bit the dust for phony values
Came back to be consumed by Donald's vacuum

Kick start this excellent election
Sweet talk the GOP delegation
Can't stump the God Emperor
Feel no need to join the anti-furore
His enemy - Crooked Hillary
This campaign is nothing ordinary
Can she win two maybe even 3 states
Comin' from 'hattan
To teach you of the Wall, mates
Can't stump, Hillary don't need you
This win is more than just a weak ruse

Those digits demonstrate that this is an epic thread.

CYKA BLAT, OP

CYKA BLAT

you done make me proud, son.

You are the exact problem. You have nothing to lose and never will.

>You're the problem.

WRITE THIS POEM OVER AN EPIC IMAGE!

It must be shared and saved!! You have done your duty user, but see it through to perfection. It's what God Emperor would do. MAGA user.

Thank you!
It's been truly a privilege to be with you all as this nation stands upon the precipice of either complete concession to corruption or to be Great Again.
Thank you all.
Now to your posts all and do your duty for your country!

Black guy here and we're definitely gonna celebrate juan's gone-za when the wall gets built