>Australia in charge of Tourism
>Just CUNT our shit up mate
Australia in charge of Tourism
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I'd like to visit one day. What areas would you recommend? I hear Alice Springs is nice.
no fucking way
What's an NT?
a cunt of a place
but superior to everywhere except wa and qld
Well it is a big red hot hole of a place thats dry as fuck half the year and gushing soaking yet the other half.
Basically mad max the state full of abbos
Make sure to visit Wolf Creek.
Northern Territories I guess
That's fucking awesome.
I wanna go based on that ad.
>No red center joke
common mate you had one period and you blew it
Is the show good? I know the movie was pretty cool.
Probably never got over to Tasmania because you are scared of water because you cant swim because your half abo and there's no poofter nightclubs here to attract you and your hipster homo friends
You're an embarrassment and probably a women's hairdressor
considering its marketed towards conservative boomers make its even more funny than youtube.com
This guy has obviously been there...
God dammit you're fucking right. Well back to High School for me.
ok inbred
A group called NT Official — which has no connection to the government’s actual tourism arm, Tourism NT — is selling shirts and souvenirs emblazoned with the words “CU in the NT”.
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The Queen Of Denmark came from Tasmania.
The mainland only produced that queen Peter Allen and he probably came from children
Come by boat. Americans don't need passports.
>entire state revolves around a big rock
Go on, name one other thing in NT other than abos.
you allow american felons in?
>entire state revolves around a big rock
Change one letter in that sentence and you have Melbourne
Weirdass creepy stories from NTanons and american army shenanigans?
does having 12 fingers speed up typing?
hahaha
t. nsw
Never change Straya
Kek. I'll pay that one.
kek
Why would you cunts need nightclubs when you're just gonna go home and fuck your sister anyway?
>a big rack
You've obviously never seen my sister.
I feel like sending her to Cairns, getting her a tan, giving her a kiwi passport and sending her to NZ as a Maori.
Unfortunately all the Air-forces Hercules aircraft have a heavy cargo limit.
are you allowed to go on top of uluru or is it frowned upon
who the fuck tours that wasteland
Modified petrol and child abuse
This is obviously bullshit, but for some reason I still believe it
It took me several minutes to finally understand that. Nobody knows the names and abbreviations of the irrelevant territories in that irrelevant country.
Victorian here.
Oh look a funny drunken Tasmanian at 3pm in the afternoon.
I'll give it a few hours and litres before you're beating and raping your sister.
pisses off a bunch of boongs but apart from that most aussie want to climb it or dont give a shit.
strayan landscape is so flat and fucking boring out there you might as well just go on google earth mate
see pic
Everyone in the thread is having a good time and a laugh, then you come along with whatever that retardation was. Great way to kill the fun. Classic Melbourne.