Explain this shit

Explain this shit.

Right fucking now.

trap

Mordecai dodged a bullet, nay, a cannonball.

holy fucking yum

Mordecai is a faggot. The dick makes it better

It's a cartoon.

Dye

>this made her hotter to me when I realized this
You fuckers have ruined me. I could have been normal.

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME A FICTIONAL CHARACTER'S GENDER

Also, she's not a cardinal.

its a cartoon. Cardinals don't even have white chins or dark beaks

What is it then, a monarch?

She is most likely a leucistic cardinal.

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Hey, its a giant chicken.

You're not going to ruin my fantasy of a chick with a dick ornithologyfag.

>mostly white
>red beak

No

Yes we know she is autistic

5th post best post.

I dunno, she looks more like a red-faced warbler to me.

Male robins are more aesthetic.

You do realize that just like the cartoon and female cardinals the top of their heads are red along with their wings. The black beak is clearly just an aesthetic choice.

Her dad is human. Cardinal genetics aren't applicable.

She's a red Blue Jay.

What are you talking about? He's not a giant chicken!

Except literally every part of her except her face is red?

nay, two cannonballs

This pissed me off even as a kid.

But...he is. He's a chicken. A giant chicken.

This guy could beat Jiren in a fight.

Bird people can dye their feathers

Leave it to the tripfag to be a retarded asshole

>try to come up with a reasonable explaination based on reality but cry visual ascethetic when someone punches a hole in it
You can't have your cake and eat it too. It has to be one or the other and trying to make it both just makes you look stupid. In reality Quintel probably didn't even bother to look it up when doing the designs because he didn't care. He should have though.

Ya cause this is totally visually appealing.
Regardless the point still stands that its a female cardinal.

forgot pic

Futanari. Mordecai wanted his boi-pussi pounded.

Same. Steve surely knew better.

>Bird
>Acts like a girl

She dyes her hair, like probably around half of the girls you know. Or something.

Fpbp

Your tripcode is useless, Boco no Penis. I imitated you a couple weaks ago with another, random trip and like 20 people gave me (you)s without noticing the difference.

The creators don't know shit about birds.

It's a cartoon featuring talking animals, a walking bubblegum dispenser, and supernatural entities.

You're right. Why can't these people see the truth?

this is the most logical response

To answer dat, you need to see shadman
in google "Fist Pump Margaret Shadbase".

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