Vampires!
The vampires are everywhere!
Listen to me!
Everyone must beware!..
Vampires!
Gary Larson, The Far Side
Gavin Fisher
Charles Garcia
Why would Wally make a mirror business if everyone is a vampire?
Connor Nelson
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Connor Lopez
How are those people walking around in the day? Is it night? Most movers don't work after the sun goes down. It seems especially dangerous to transport glass across streets at such times, though I guess everyone's just wandering out onto the street so maybe not.
Mason Brown
Sunscreen
Grayson Gray
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Brandon Smith
And then the lid slid open and the contents spilled...
Jackson Thomas
they make the room look bigger.
Josiah Murphy
Feng shui
Christopher Rogers
Who /cowtools/ here?
Logan Sullivan
That explains a lot actually. :^)
Andrew Barnes
Oh boy a Far Side thread. Time to take a big image dump.
Jeremiah Smith
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Tyler Hill
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John Smith
In Bram Stoker's Dracula (book only), vampires could walk around in the sun, they were just weaker and couldn't change form.
Mason Ortiz
>God is a white man
um, what?
Adam Jenkins
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Brandon Morgan
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Xavier Brown
was this actually good?
Levi Sullivan
>God is a man
um, what?
Easton Campbell
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Benjamin Roberts
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Sebastian Torres
Is the joke that the dad's just a dick?
Hudson Bailey
A shame that he didn't know about the vuvuzela.
Dylan Watson
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Jack Lewis
>God has a coherent form
um, what?
Dylan Smith
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Nicholas Watson
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Brody Barnes
He takes care of the place while the master is away
Joshua James
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Liam Peterson
Apparently this is something that Larson's dad would do to him.
Jaxson Rogers
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Asher Price
The two both certainly have their merits in terms of being awful instruments. You can't really PLAY a vuvuzela, it literally only exists to make a shitty sound. But on the other hand, an accordion has a massive skill gap, so much so that people have to practice and get better at it, but in the end it sounds about as bad as a vuvuzela no matter what, and it honestly only gets worse the more you practice. If you know how to play other instruments, it's a waste of your time to practice the accordion instead of the others. And if you ONLY know how to play the accordion, it's still a waste because no one is ever going to enjoy it. Eventually I think you'd get to a point where you'd say: "THIS is what I spent my LIFE on?" and reach a kind of crisis. But still, with the vuvuzela, no one is ever even going to practice it in the first place because it sounds so awful.
So which is worse? I honestly can't say.
Christopher Martin
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Lincoln Ward
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Dylan Lewis
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Kevin Robinson
The accordian is more appropriate, as it inflicts suffering on both the listener and the musician.
Hudson Gray
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Christopher Ortiz
I mean, most deserts get pretty freezing around night time, so those aren't useless.
Austin Stewart
King Kong, right? Based on the letters?
Jose Murphy
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Noah Gonzalez
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Sebastian Reyes
Hey Weird Al.
Anthony Richardson
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Camden Ward
Oh yeah.. I remember that guy. Fuck Wayne!
Nicholas King
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Oliver Sanders
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Nolan Brown
Now you understand Larson
Joseph Gutierrez
So does he pantomime firing a gun?
Oliver Williams
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Justin Davis
So, optimist, negative, indicesive and american.
Hudson Gonzalez
> SPECIAL SKILLS: Can be blown away by shotgun at close range without dying
Wyatt Foster
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Noah Price
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Carson Ward
Holy shit.
Aaron Butler
The joke is that it's obvious!
Elijah Phillips
Fuck
Adrian Edwards
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Easton Baker
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Blake Sanchez
This one might be my favorite.
Grayson Nguyen
Pretty appropriate for our times.
Owen Powell
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Ryan Nguyen
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Anthony Rodriguez
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Christian Stewart
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Camden Martin
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Lincoln Walker
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Benjamin Ward
Good to see Kelly drawing inspo from one of the greats.
Hunter Morris
>Those_Fuckers.jpg
Brandon Bell
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Charles Jones
(Formerly chucks)
Noah King
yup.
but also that the kid was dumb enough to just take any question.
cuz, y'know, he's a kid.
Jason Martinez
The home of Ben Garrison, circa 2017
Luis Hill
>that cameltoe and makeup to avoid styling the wig
Jason Cooper
SNEED WUZ KANGS
Michael Thomas
Even more so
Adam Russell
you stole my comment
Joseph Morales
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Oliver Hill
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Christopher Brooks
>Space station 13.jpg
Kevin Reyes
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Ayden Brooks
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Jayden Murphy
That is incredibly specific, also wouldn't the wolves have just as much of a hard time as the kid?
Hudson Jackson
And that's all folks!
Asher Fisher
I've never seen this one before.
Maybe not the funniest, but definitely weird
Jacob Powell
The wolves aren't wearing socks, like duh-huoy!
Landon King
Needs an ATF edit.
Evan Kelly
I kinda want to eat one
Christian Green
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Ryder Perry
>God is
um, what?
Blake Taylor
Thank you for all of these, brings back memories
Brandon Sanders
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Ryder Turner
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Angel James
same species doesn't need to be specified, spiders can't mate unless the pedipalps fit, lock and key, so to speak.
Angel Gonzalez
>black women are all whores whose husbands ran out on them
WOW, tf was wrong with this guy? I'm honestly surprised/outraged that shit like this and actually got printed.
Jayden Turner
>God
um, what?
Kayden Parker
People are insufferable
Isaiah Turner
thicc
Hudson Campbell
fantastic reaction image
Blake Barnes
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