Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

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This feels like a shitty Adam Sandler movie that's just an excuse for Adam and his friends to go on a cruise. But animated, so they don't even get that out of it.

The thumbnail for the video sums up my expression seeing this image.

Sandler is really phoning it in at this point

Adam Sandler lives an enviable life.

is this jack and jill 2?
and wasn't there something about vampires not able to cross running water or something

Another Sony movie? No thanks.

>video cuts away before we see Mavis' bare feet

Goddammit

No

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post more mavis you sluts

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how old is johnny now anyways

Could always be worse

Thicc round ass.

Stop jerking off to Mavis and make Popeye

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s-shad are you in here

THEY KNOW

I mean, Genndy already gave his TV series a shitty ending so it fits that he gives his movie series a shitty ending too

I guess I'm only gonna be watching it for the frankenstein chick at this point

The animation looks nice and smeary.

Shit

>Made 2 good Lego movies
>vs
>Emoji movie
Dail it back shillhouse.

So are they trying to make an army of werewolves or something?

>hotel transylvania 3 is about the protagonist finding love again
Goddamit Genndy.
At least dont reference an anime on draculas wedding

Looks even worse than Hotel Transylvania 2. What the fuck are you doing Genndy

I would actually be surprised if Shad wasn't here.

>implying this is the end of Hotel Transylvania
This'll be to Sony Pictures what Ice Age was to Blue Sky.

They haven't arrested that pedo yet?

don't worry the little toddlers he draws are actually "18"

call any one of his fans a pedo and watch them get triggered and defend him to the fullest

GENNNNNN
DYYYYYYY

I thought she was weak to sunlight and water?

I can only dream

Sunlight yes, water no.
This takes place at night, as you'd know if you bothered to watch the trailer.

I swear to God I am going to kill every footfag on Earth

They’re bound to get some focus in the movie anyway, so I’m not even mad

They also made a shitty Lego movie and Storks

>mavis isnt in a bikini
FUCK THIS MOVIE!!!! What is it with prudish faggots infiltrating the media with their war on womens bellys?

mavis

Remember that you only zing once in your life.

Are you implying moonlight isn't sunlight?

So what is the big twist here Sup Forums? Will Drac find a new love interest? Cause what else could bring some interest to this shit

mavis gets BONED by a skeleton

Hellsing's descendant is female and gets a crush on Drac.

Despite the fact that Hellsing never killed Dracula, but the three brides of Dracula in the original book who used to bully Drac and that Quincy was the one who delivered a bowie knife to the Vampire's heart and Harker cut of his head. It should be Quincy who should be a female in this movie.

>tfw never gonna have a wife that looks forever 15

How does this look worse every sequel?

Reminder that the ginger guy fucked Mavis and you didn't, and never will.

why isn't Wanda or Wayne aren't fix yet?

>no time skip with a teenage dennis and winnie being cute and awkward till they eventually have their first kiss

Why must you always be so horrible, Genndy?

Fuck you Genndy it only happened to you

They already have one.
It´s just going to be larger.

Hows Selena doing? She need another kidney?

The ginger guy is gonna just grow old and his family will watch him die

>You zing
>they don’t

>i don´t get it

they'll prob turn him into a vampire

if they didn't zing, then it wasn't a zing user.

Hang in there friend

As is tradition with men

That would defeat the point of "You only zing once in your life".

Which is a stupid thing to say anyway, but still.

>love at first sight
Not saying it doesn't happen, but you know, maybe don't base your life around it?

But that's implying that these vampires can turn humans into vampires in this universe, and that they are not naturally born from other vampires as the monsters were. Since vamps are usually sterile, yet in this universe you find ton of vamp kids, most likely from vampire parents, implying that they are pretty much they're own race.

That what I love about vampire girls man.
I get older, they stay the same age.

he'll become a spooky skeleton

>teenage dennis and winnie being cute and awkward till they eventually have their first kiss
Oh fuck me, that's adorable

Still nothing compared to Sony's recent decisions.

I'd still believe that there is someone out there who objectively is the perfect compliment to your character. Maybe not perfect love of your life shit but more most likely for you both to really dig each other enough for the relationship to withstand the relationship's transition from passion to intimacy and commitment

Blame Sony, not Genndy. These cheap fucks will reuse models over and over.

>CGI is the future of animation, they said.

Which non-Chris Rock African American friend of Sandlers is going to play the Mummy this time? My money is on Shaq.

What do people have against foot fetishists?

It’s literally one of the more innocent fetishes.

That’s easy to say when you’re not in love.

For fuck's sake, this totally could've made a better film!

People hate things that are good.

>talking shit about one piece swimsuits

>Fem!Quincey is a bit titted cowgirl MILF

>Sony rushes out 2 shitty sequels to an okay film from 2012
>Disney takes their time to make a great sequel to a great film from 2012

Why do you all hate The Mouse again?

it's just 'weird' to normies

This feels... weird. Like, in the way the Ice Age and Chipmunks series went in terms of exposure. They just sorta appeared with a loose story, but no one really cared yet they still made money.

Hotel T gives us good porn

wreck it ralph doesn't

Is that going the Rotten Tomatoes consensus?

Yes, there fucking unatractive puritain shit from the 50s. I fucking hated hotel translyvania 2 because of that snotty kid and the “family issues”, so i was holding up hope that third one would ATLEAST have some mavis bikni in it. But of course, my hopes are dashed yet again. There is absolutely no reason to see this movie, and i hope genndy gets shot by a man dressed as popeye for cucking me out of both offical swimsuit mavis AND a good samurai jack ending

they're obnoxious whiny cunts who post like all the time

He signed a contract. Unfortunately after the first film it seems that Adam Sandler got into a bitch fit of wanting to write all the jokes and stuff. Its why the pacing of the second movie is shit compared to the first. Which actually had a plot.

No, I would not, you should stop self-inserting yourself into things

>her swimsuit is a one piece, not a two piece

Goddammit.

>tfw can't jack off to her belly because she's wearing a one piece

>Ralph was a literal bara

That’s cause you fucks didn’t even try

He isn't doing anything illegal in the US so far... but too much of that shit is skating on thin ice.

They didn't show Mavis pregnant right? Because she looks like a teenager despite her age, and it'd be kinda weird if they did

Because they frequently feel the need to speak about their fetish. They also believe it's normal and common.

It's like walking into a movie theater, enjoying a film, and then suddenly the autistic kid in the front row starts mouth-breathing loudly and speaking loudly about unrelated trivia.

It's just annoying, because those without the fetish not only totally don't connect in any way, it's disruptive and for many an unpleasant topic due to probable disgust.

I mean, most foot fetish guys here seem... not with ill-intent, so I don't hate 'em, but all the above still holds true.

>you should stop self-inserting yourself into things
What the actual fuck?

It sounds like Disney wanking themselves with their princess cast and having a literal tumblr character named YAASSSS isn't looking good.

>barafags

Yeah they skipped the whole pregnancy thing I think.

Which is too bad because we could have had pregnant Mavis

why is animated adam sandler so much more tolerable, and sometime enjoyable over live action sandler?

Because it's just his voice. Also he looks like the walking dead in his newer movies.

Thanks for sharing user
And what the fuck are you talking about?

But the second movie is better so it's fine.

>Which is too bad because we could have had pregnant Mavis
I'd just want to see her tits bigger from the pregnancy.

Same reason as usual, you don't have to see the face they're making when they make jokes unless you think of them doing it in the recording booth. I hated seeing Adam Sandler's pretentious face whenever something "funny" happened in his movies.

Why do they want that many kids?

Maybe they're trying to hide their intense thirst. Or maybe a chick on staff complained.