FIRST RESULTS ARE IN, DIXVILLE

TRUMP GOT REKT KIDDIES.

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50% for Clinton
25% for Trump
12.5% for Johnson
Rest invalid write in.

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A bit early to say, eh?

FAKE and GAY

fucking nuke us already

They already voted you faggot. They are the first town to vote in the US and to close polls. They did it at 00:06.

There are more reporters than people in that town(12).

This year was amazing.
We lived through one hell of a season. What started out as mere shitposting to a funny orange haired buffoon turned into the single greatest movement to save western civilization.
this campaign was my final redpill. You might even say I'm woke as fuck.
But this does not end here. There is a lot ahead of us. A lot of uncucking to be done. Let's not kid ourselves

We have awoken the great deity of KEK. He has blessed us with his son Pepe. Through his repeating digits we find strength. He will show us the light. As in America as in Europe.

But KEK showed me one more thing. All my western brothers. Shitposting aside we are one. We are one big family and we need to unite. I enjoy the high quality banter you blessed us with this year. I enjoyed it very much and i'm really looking forward to memeing and shit posting with you in our next era.
The trails of Hillary R.C.
i have tremendous respect for all of you.


except for fucking leafs. kys


Gents...
It was a fun ride and it is with a smile in one eye and a tear in the other that i'm looking forward for the final battle of this era and the many more battles to come in the future


PRAISE KEK
and
PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR DONALD THE FIRST,
BUILDER OF THE WALL,
SLAYER OF HILLDAWGH,
REMOVER OF KEBAB,
DRAINER OF THE SWAMP AND
RESTORER OF GREATNESS

PRAISE BE

I mean a lead of two votes is fucking nothing you idiot.

what does this mean

SECOND RESULTS, BITCH.

>govenor snusnu

How pathetic and low energy these Hillary supporters are.

OP BTFO!!!!!

so you're saying if i take a whiteboard and write some numbers, i can say trump is btfo?

Kasich won the FITN vote for the primaries. Just like Kasich won the Republican nominatio-

>Mitt
the absolute madman

Holy shit there are 4 jews on that board.

underrated

They're voting results from two tiny towns in NH. Neither one is very relevant.

>mitt
audibly kekd

>Rest invalid write in.

Rigged.

why do white people wear autism shoes?

OH SHIT PACK IT UP ITS OVER, NO COMING BACK FROM THIS

>bernie sanders
>1

How the fuck are they allowed to close the polls a day before? Is this all a meme so they can get 5 minutes of attention?

yes. 11 people live there.

Combined with the Millsfield NH votes we're at:
Trump: 18
Clinton: 8

Why keep the polls open after everyone has voted?

>Literally over 2:1

Holy fuck hill btfo, landslide incoming #MAGA

They're gonna need a bigger board.

...

already election day. I'm assuming every registered voter in the small town comes out to vote at midnight. it's a small town, they know everyone voted, polls closed kids

>someone actually wrote-in romney

Everyone that lives there has voted. Polling over.

>Vote overwhelming for Democrat for President
>Vote overwhelmingly for Republican for Governor

The fuck

Literally either one of these could be fake

Oh God it's all over. I've cashed out my bets and withdrawn all stock from trump companies.

brb painting my skin with mud so I can fly in and vote hillary

Exactly how it works.

It is actually quite endearing.

Look it up retard.

And in the end, would it even matter? 12 voters don't make much of a difference against a trump landslide

Kek wills New Hampshire 2:1 ratio for Trump

trump actually has a good lead now

Is this a sign?

>implying extrapolation

You are dumb.

>Rest invalid write in
Wait, if you write in random bullshit they throw out your ballot??? I voted Trump/Pence for the president slot, but then I wrote-in Moon Man and Pepe Frog for the other bullshit stuff.

Are they going to trash my ballot?

>less than one third lead

trump has no chance

I srrly hope u didt a non

>only a piddly little 9 point lead
Trump is finished

No they won't.

Common core strikes again

Dicksville. Population: OP

...

Already underrated.

>Democrats wont even vote for their local representatives

Wow u idiot

SANDERS SURGE

HAHAHA CTR REPORTING IN
TRUMP HAS ALREADY LOST
GO HOME DRUMPFKINS

>Gary Johnson got 12.5%
>"Invalid write-ins" made up a full 12.5% of the vote
really makes you think

So have the final results for Dixville been confirmed? What was the final call?

L A N D S L I D E ~ TRUMP!!!!!!!

Actually it looks less like a monster vote and more like all the Obama voters are abstaining from voting this year

It's a town of 12 people lol.
Everybody voted at midnight.

what? are these just write ins? dont polls have to be open all election day/

Well said Hans

>the write-in romney vote is just "Mitt"

who the fuck

never mind

lol these are tiny little all-white towns

CLINTON SURGE

DUMPHLETS BTFO

They could have meant any Mitt! The voter fraud is already underway

Yeah that's what New Hampshire is.

so are these whole "tiny towns doing midnight voting" things valid?

are those all technically valid votes or is this just a publicity stunt?

i just keked

It's election day now.
They are totally legit.

>Max Abramson
Such a magnificent name.

think its more along the lines of holy shit what a shitty small town where this is how they vote for the president

>Sununu

youtube.com/watch?v=LjUOlELv7ck

Underrated here as well

This year was amazing.
We lived through one hell of a season. What started out as mere shitposting to a funny orange haired buffoon turned into the single greatest movement to save western civilization.
this campaign was my final redpill. You might even say I'm woke as fuck.
But this does not end here. There is a lot ahead of us. A lot of uncucking to be done. Let's not kid ourselves

We have awoken the great deity of KEK. He has blessed us with his son Pepe. Through his repeating digits we find strength. He will show us the light. As in America as in Europe.

But KEK showed me one more thing. All my western brothers. Shitposting aside we are one. We are one big family and we need to unite. I enjoy the high quality banter you blessed us with this year. I enjoyed it very much and i'm really looking forward to memeing and shit posting with you in our next era.
The trails of Hillary R.C.
i have tremendous respect for all of you.


except for fucking leafs. kys


Gents...
It was a fun ride and it is with a smile in one eye and a tear in the other that i'm looking forward for the final battle of this era and the many more battles to come in the future


PRAISE KEK
and
PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR DONALD THE FIRST,
BUILDER OF THE WALL,
SLAYER OF HILLDAWGH,
REMOVER OF KEBAB,
DRAINER OF THE SWAMP AND
RESTORER OF GREATNESS

PRAISE BE