We should start placing wagers on what to do if Rose actually turns out to be evil
Evan Harris
>Rose Quartz >But with the personality of Poison Ivy
Easton Ross
This thread offends me Please delete
Anthony Stewart
Post lapiven!
Austin Rivera
Hope for evil steven next
Josiah Smith
I feel like I'm literally the only person on earth who doesn't want Jasper to be redeemed but it's so contrived that its bound to happen
Liam Lewis
His name's Even, user.
Luke Gray
You can always get bigger
Gavin Perry
I saved it from the last thread?
Christian Young
here's amethyst
Hunter Russell
>tfw you wanted Jasper to die in a blaze of glory >get this instead t-thanks...
Nathan Powell
>MUH >HEAD >CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carson Hall
hey lads I work in a sign shop and my boss is cool with me making little car decals. you know, those solid colored ones? what would you put on your car, SU related? I want some ideas.
Landon Morris
this little shit
Andrew Sanders
Contrived?
>Only gem that was corrupted while Steven was around to see it happen >Arguably corrupted because of him >Steven feels guilty about/sorry for her - we know from 'Mindful education' >She knows things he needs to know >He knows where she is and he has access >He has both unbubbled a gem and partially decorrupted gems before, it's a natural progression >He has dream powers that allow him to enter another being's consciousness >She was corrupted only a short time ago and has been bubbled for all that time >He already tried to heal her before
And that's just the in-story reasons. It's not contrivance. It's dramatic necessity.
Joseph Sanchez
Get a pink one of Pearl pounding Steven with her 12-incher
Jayden Bailey
How long 'fore this thread devolves into yet another shouting match/pissing contest?
Jonathan Gutierrez
Gems should dance
Aaron Wright
"Which way to the baby war?"
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Updated.
Henry Lewis
Reminder that Jasper and Pearl will fight then fug.
Parker Myers
kek, maybe. I like that idea.
NO
Luis Cook
Is that today's tally nigga fag, or still yesterdays?
Hudson Williams
Why not both? Shouting and pissing at the same time seems a fun challenge.
Especially Pearls. Wearing bells on rings around bracelets, anklets and collar. And very little else.
Eli Parker
"Pearl is best gem"
Sebastian Foster
Depends on how big they are. Having a decal of Alexandrite or Blue Diamond would be cool though.
John Morgan
>Steven likes his ladies STICC.
Joshua Gomez
If Rose was evil then Steven is the most pathetic excuse for a villain in TV history
Juan Murphy
Sounds like something a German would say.... :-?
Landon Hill
...
Owen Hall
last thread
Henry Clark
i vectored her, but she's pretty thin I don't think she would cut out too well. maybe when im not busy i'll try it out
Samuel Thompson
Lappy makes me happy.
Julian Thompson
You gonna need a bigger chart baby. Faggot Nigger Dyke Cunt Kike Kike Nerf Herder
Tyler Williams
Jasperdemption will save the show
Luis Baker
Gretel should become canon
Connor Reyes
Not if she gets amnesia it won’t.
Cooper Bennett
what ship is this again
Jason Reyes
not sure about that
Aiden Jackson
Wait a minute, why isn't this on /trash/
Ryan Nguyen
>pink diamond eating a lion licker PD was the most evil diamond confirmed.
Landon Barnes
It is:
Ethan Morales
Pearl and Greg. Gretel was their kid. Can't recall sure if it was a creation of 4/sug/ or 8/sug/
Brandon Anderson
>Peridot passed out on the chance to live alone with Lapis forever What's wrong with her?
Noah Johnson
/sug/ isn't banned from Sup Forums again until tomorrow
Carson Russell
No bullying flat girls please, it's not their fault. Also she doesn't have a penis.
Tyler Evans
She’s a miserable unkind, untrustworthy bitch who only cares about herself.
Josiah Ross
*powerful, smart, beautiful, overprotective
Dylan Hughes
>peridot passed out on the chance to shatter worst gem lapis when her guard was down What's wrong with her?
Daniel Evans
the blue bitch is fucking crazy. I'm glad she's never living with Peridot again.
Christian Richardson
When Peridot told YD that the earth is full of untapped potential and the logical thing to do is spare it everybody ate it up, meanwhile I'm just sitting here wondering what she's talking about.
Levi Lewis
You are so right about peridot.
Cooper Gutierrez
Lapiven is speaking other languages!
Steven is lapisexual.
Landon Martin
the absolute state of lapisfags
Ayden Carter
Close...
(Which one though?)
How about just 'a mess'. We don't know anybody who has been through what she has been through.
Daniel Morris
>best gem lapis will dominate the yellow cuck gems I can't wait.
Aiden Lopez
Shut the fuck up, Pearl’s had it worse.
Ryder Nelson
Imagine Jasper in this scenario. >I'm up for it but we'll be able to travel at a much faster speed if we form Malachite first. >Revenge rapes in space where there is no water.
David Ortiz
That user said it, not me.
Michael Long
Anything is contrived if you want to hate it enough. Connie and Steven fighting? Contrived...even though it has a proper, developed reason for why they'd fall out over something like what happened.
Jasper probably won't become a member of the CG's for a long time. That happening right away WOULD be contrived.
Easton Carter
>5000 years of being a cuck is having it worse the absolute state of pearlfags
Benjamin Moore
>Yellow
Anthony Perez
>not jasper shouting “CARRY MEEEEEEE, LAPIS!”
Jaxon Stewart
>MUH PEE TEE ES DEE
Dylan Nguyen
REMINDER THAT PEARL WAS PINK DIAMOND'S PEARL AND PINK DIAMOND IS ROSE IN THE BODY OF A SIMPLE SOLDIER.
Landon Green
what language is that?
Tyler Howard
Jasper can say she was born a pink all she wants, but her true Diamond will always be Yellow.
Liam Martinez
Filipino I think.
Alexander Nelson
I'm going to write yandere lapiven.
Anthony Reyes
She prefers Steven even if she has to live in a bathroom.
Jose Butler
there will never be a single human au fanfic were lapis is a foreign exchange student and lives with the cg and falls in love with steven before molesting him and getting in trouble with the cg for it
Dominic Sanchez
Yellow is a slaggy step mom, she could have at least let Jasper be adopted by her mopey sister and have a mediocre-ish life
Grayson Robinson
sounds good, im sure it will be great
Hudson Clark
peridot is poop
Jaxson Fisher
There will be in the near future.
Elijah Lopez
Fight me faggot!
Jordan Sullivan
>ywn live in a comfy domestic life with her away from it all I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
Brandon King
...
David Cook
why does peridot live in a bathroom? because she is shit
Leo Hall
Reminder that Pearl is Pink Diamond and Rose is Pink Diamond's Pearl, and the two of them got mixed up in body swapping shenanigans as a result of the real Rose Quartz's body swapping shenanigans, and they had to shatter Rose in PD's body in order to stop her from turning the Pink court against Homeworld, but because Rose died, the body swapping powers were gone, and they needed a way to give Rose's gem a hard reset by essentially deleting Pink Pearl's mind and starting a new file with Steven. Pink Diamond literally can't explain this to Steven because it's too confusing, but she desperately wants to, so she has to cover her mouth so she doesn't say something wrong by mistake and end up making it even harder for Steven to understand.
Jackson Anderson
kek
David Green
Wasn't that one of CubedCoconut's drawings?
Nathaniel Gomez
Are we talking about Connie?
Gabriel Perez
lapis and connie
Nathaniel Lopez
>Even Pearl is less flat than Lapis
How will Lapis ever recover?
Gavin Turner
No, because Connie is actually loyal and doesn't steal barns.
Mason Peterson
Think again fags >was born fighting for her life from the second she was born because of bismuth's baby raid >was born from a shitty kindergarten where all her sister's were deformed and most probably died since there's barely any at the zoo and some were shown blowing up in lapis' projection >was only made to be cannon fodder for a war that her side was losing >the one person she loved was made to protect got murdered >had her home planet stolen >failed her purpose due to things out of her control >had to deal with her home planet and everything from earth being labeled as worthless >separated from the rest of her sisters and had to choose between serving under worst diamond or living without any respect or anything to do at the human zoo >had to live on homeworld as the only earth gem and face the same feelings of alienation amethyst went through but worse >came to earth just to get payback at the person who took everything from her but the person who took everything from her already committed suicide and turned herself into a fat kid >fusion raped under the ocean for a year >got stockholm syndrome for the gem that raped her >had her mind torn apart by corruption after a desperate attempt to avoid being beaten by the person who took everything from her again
And unlike Lapis and Pearl, she still is held accountable for her actions and suffers consequences instead of being treated like a wooby, even though her main goal of wanting to fight and defeat Rose is justified.
Luis Rodriguez
Instead she steals pets and swords.
Xavier Campbell
Didn't you just watch the last bomb? That hoe aint loyal, and she stole his lion
Charles Sanchez
The sword was freely given and Lion's his own animal. The barn was Lapis AND Peridot's home and Lapis took it for herself.
Noah Jones
Where you gonna share it?
Oliver Lewis
It's canon that Jasper has had it the worst. Rebecca even said that she was at the absolute bottom.
Andrew Flores
*is an absolute bottom
Easton Torres
Let's be real. She's never going to apologize to anybody for anything, right?
