Tfw 22 word essay due but I wanna watch the results

>tfw 22 word essay due but I wanna watch the results

stick in there

> tfw 500,000 word essay due tomorrow
> haven't started

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Damn, 22 words. You must go to one of those inner city schools. Try writing some rhymes, Jaquavius.

>tfw quantum entanglement machine due in two places at once tomorrow
>other me hasn't started yet

is wiki how a joke or what?

>TFW got tired of writing essays
>dropped out and became a NEET

>tfw 100 word essay due in a week but too nervous about election

>22 word essay

You're half way there, bro!

>Hello teacher, I'm a faggot, I not only like little stubby cocks but I also love it when they part my accepting asshole.

Finished your essay.

>how

Fucking kek.

>tfw have to figure out 5 ÷ 10 for homework due in the morning but want to MAGA all night
>tfw an single paragraph essay on America's culture due in a year right after

What am I going to do, guys

kek this one got me

Kek

>22 word
Ya got me user

This is great

>tfw saw this thread before

If it wasn't for wikihow I wouldn't be alive today

>tfw 10 word spelling test tomorrow and I haven't even started studying

he posted a wiki how screenshot u dip

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kek 22 words

I got 2 450 word papers, and a 4 page exam paper that can either get me that A I need in the fucking class, or a shitty B. With how hard they push voting, to the point of plastering posters and shit all over campus, you'd think they'd cancel class just this once.

>tfw have a worksheet on Eigenvectors and Eigenvalues for linalg due on Wednesday but I'm going to spend all of today and tomorrow memeing and shitposting
What do lads?

>Tfw 6 million Jews due crispy but I want to see Trump's victory speech

>have a speech to do tomorrow for class

How do I memorize a 7-9 minute speech pol?

>tfw 22 word essay due but I wanna watch the results

Philosophy major?

>want a grilled cheese
>microwave is broke

Fml

I have four dissertations to write, all in highly specialized branches of Quantum Physics you've never even heard of.

>3 word essay due in 2 hours
>but I want to play video games

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Copy and paste all our the posts in this thread and you have more than 22 words.

Jesus, it would literally take you 22 minutes if you type 22wpm

>cooking grilled cheese via microwave...

Edumacation, but finishing up my gen ed shit before transferring. This is for my US history class, even.

>5,000 word assignment due in 2 weeks
>couldn't be fucked

>tfw got a date with thicc qt with the biggest tits but wanna watch the election

Kek

This.

>Jesus, it would literally take you 22 minutes if you type 22wpm

Learn how to diagonalise a fucking matrix and do your homework, it's not even hard

I try to stay away from Sup Forums but shit like this keeping bringing me back

Just plagarize, but run it through Google Translate a few times so you won't get caught. For instance:

>> 96831008
Пpocтo plagarize, нo зaпycтить eгo чepeз Google Translate нecкoлькo paз, тaк чтo вы нe пoймaют. Haпpимep:

>> 96831008
Sólo plagarize, pero ejecutarlo a través de Google Translate varias veces, por lo que no caigan en la trampa. por ejemplo:

>> 96831008
Just plagiarize, but run it through Google Translate several times, so do not fall into the trap. for example:

Ta da!

>Want a tasty floppy warm mayonaise sandwich

>Toaster broken.

Life is shit

>tfw marriage & family due before i die
>still havent dated

Wolfram Alpha

>Jesus, it would literally take you 22 minutes if you type 22wpm
>420
DUDE!

>22 word

What if you just copy and paste all the smart information from reputable sources?

That sounds like the smartest way to an A!

>22wpm
>22 minutes

>tfw 6 million dead jews due to 1945 but the ovens aren't burning them fast enough

>Jesus, it would literally take you 22 minutes if you type 22wpm

>tfw long day of scraping glue to look forward to
results?

>22 wd essay
American education

Me (other you) also, m8

mfw a trillion page reseach on 22st century quantum physics for yesterday but too busy masturbating to anime

A FUCKING LEAF

But will it be my ai gf?

tru. It taught me how to awaken my Sharingan and teleport behind my enemies

I have a law exam that I'm not going to, just to watch the hellstorm engulf America.

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>tfw five basic arithmetic problems due in a month

>tfw i have a an EMT certification in a week but rather conduct BLS and treat the emergency trauma hillarys campaign will receive tomorrow

Kekd

>college applications due in a few weeks

Kill me now guysp

>tfw need to learn 2+2 by the end of the semester or I won't get a good star sticker
Considering dropping out desu

WHEN DO THE RESULTS COME IN
WHEN DO WE KNOW FOR SURE HE'S WON

dude....420 get

>tfw have to kill everyone who uses this shit meme in 2 seconds
>havent even started