>Going to go voting for Trump in the afternoon >Mother wants me to go with her in the morning(she is voting for Clinton and she doesn't know I am voting Trump) >Tell her I will go in the afternoon and you can go in the morning since I have shit to do >Says no and complains the afternoon will be busy as fuck >Tell her I don't care, doesn't bother me >No matter what I tell her he wants me to go with her to vote >MFW
I think I'm fucked because I am worried she might look over and see what I am voting for when dhe's done filling out the ballot and might totally bitch about what I picked. Either way I am prepared. Might wait for her to put her ballot in the maching, wait a minute since she'll be on the other side of the room, and put the ballot in. If she complains, I'll tell her I made an accident and wasn't paying attention on the space to fill in.
Worse case scenerio, might pick Stein since a vote for Stein is a vote for Trump anyway. Either way I'm fucked. Best way to deal with this bros?
She won't be able to see your ballot, dumbfuck. Have you voted before?
Gavin Kelly
tell her the Clinton are involved in child porn and if you vote for her you are a cheese pizza enabler
Henry Young
Why is your mother voting for a criminal?
Why do you even talk to this woman?
Caleb Walker
Stop living in her basement you fucking neckbeard
Robert Brown
You're 18, tell her to get fucked if she doesn't like your political views. Your vote is your business, your ideology is your business, and she is a horrible mother for trying to force her views on you.
James Johnson
Your weak constitution disturbs me a great deal.
Buttt.. because I need you on board, I will be nice and just reassure you she won't be able to see.
MAGA
Joseph Cox
Me and my brother told her the truth about Clinton with her crimes and shit, and she doesn't believe they are real and just made up bullshit. Pissed both of us off.
Jack Gutierrez
vote trump unless yoo live with her you are being a pussy
Cooper Harris
Jesus you are the definition of a cuck faggot. At least you can do is vote trump and tell your mom to vote for third party.
Carter Bailey
Go in that booth and vote. Fold the ballot and put it in the envelope. You're gonna be fine.
You'll have enough privacy.
Jordan Carter
i would disown my mom if she voted for clinton
Ethan Gonzalez
It's against the law, BTW.
Call the cops. Throw her ass in jail where she belongs
Isaac Smith
write trumps name in lemon juice and instruct the polling officiant that he must hold your ballot 5 inches from a candle's flame to reveal your selection.
I do this every 4 years, my mom hasn't seen my vote even once.
Ryder Hughes
Your mom is whore who deserves to be pussyfucked by me and my buddies. Fuck Hillary and clique she claims like mother like yours. Vote Trump; be real man; not cuckold your mother wants to make him lick her pussy and vote Hillary
David Campbell
I am voting Trump regardless. If she starts shit, there will be hell to pay.
Michael Green
This.
She's basically saying I want you to die in either war or to a nuclear blast.
Adam Thompson
you know there are barriers in he poling stations right?
Carter Wood
>still living with mommy I hope she's going to cook you some tendies afterwards.
Zachary Martin
>a vote for Stein is a vote for Trump anyway That's just wrong. If you were going to vote Trump and chose Stein instead, that's literally 1 less vote for Trump.
Caleb Brooks
If you're voting for Trump a vote for Stein would hurt Trump.
Luis Lopez
Grow a spine.
Logan Mitchell
again, why are you being her bitch?
Michael Ward
Man up and vote for Trump
Christopher Rivera
Stop being a fucking pussy
Jackson Morgan
>babbys first election
Kevin Ross
Man the fuck up and tell your single mother she's always been a bad judge of character which is probably why your father left her ass.
Tell her you are unapologeticly voting Trump and she has no choice but to respect that Hillary is connected with pedophiles in Wikileaks.
Austin Johnson
>not writing your ballot behind a partition >not folding your ballot so you can't see the vote >not having that be the legal requirement
Am I being trolled, or is the American voting system completely retarded?
Grayson Sanchez
Voting is secret you almighty retard. Are you seriously this stupid?
She can't know who you voted for if you don't show her.
Nicholas Howard
Told her about Russia declaring war if Clinton is in and she doesn't believe it. She really is out of her fucking mind. She'll star believing once nukes are launched from Russia.
Owen Peterson
Mate. There comes a time in life where you must forge your own path. Where something comes around that defines the next steps into the future.
Your mother's job was to raise you. And by the looks of your post she's done her job.
Step forward. Be your own man. Take control of your destiny. Make America great again.
Grayson James
deus vult
Gavin Jenkins
If digits you kidnap your mother so she cant vote for Hillary
Carter Lewis
holy shit you pussy, anyway the booths are isolated as fuck, she won't see your vote
Jace Wood
First time voter?
It's fucking easy man, just stand in the booth and hold the paper close to you. You can look at it all you like, then pull it close when you color in the Trump part.
For extra security, pick the booth closest to the poll watchers so your mum feels embarrassed about looking over your shoulder.
There, now go MAGA.
Jackson Murphy
Then why the fuck are you being such a pussy and hiding your political beliefs? I redpilled my parents to be red as fuck
Brayden Campbell
dont be a fucking pussy
vote trump
Carter Torres
I actually stopped that shit years ago.
>why your father left her ass He is dead but never left her. He was an asshole anyway.
Gabriel Collins
If she gives you shit just start crying and yelling: "FUCK YOU MOM, I HATE YOU, YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU TYRANNICAL FASCIST BITCH, YOU NEVER LOVED ME, YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF LOVE, NO WONDER DAD LEFT US NOW I UNDERSTAND HIM REEEEEE"
Nathan Miller
Hi CTR
Isaiah Nelson
i told my mom about clinton defending a rapist and how she said the 12 year old wanted it.
that was all it took for her to vote Trump
Gavin Williams
Its fucking impossible to redpill my mother no matter how much me and my brother tries.
Nathan Diaz
Tell her that you're voting for Trump you spastic. Just make it clear to her that you respect her opinion but that you have a different one, if she's worth her salt as a mother then she'll take no issue with that.
Levi Lee
youre a fucking loser, stop wasting everyone's time with your pathetic shit and be a man
Samuel Taylor
>clearly never voted. >voting for Trump.
Checks out.
Juan Bennett
Don't be a bitch and vote for who you want. She can't hover over your booth anyway
Cameron Scott
Just grab your stomach and say you've got to go to the bathroom right before you grab your ballot, tell her you'd meet her back in the car
Dominic Davis
??? the fuck? pull the curtain nigga also get her to vote Trump
Luke Clark
It´s all or nothing, no time to be a cuck! Sit her down, be the man of the house and red pill her!
Brayden Young
Why are you such a fucking pussy?
Nicholas Stewart
dumbass voting is private they can't look now grow a pair
Joseph Sullivan
Your mother has dementia. I'm so sorry.
Joshua Adams
Just man the fuck up and vote for whoever regardless and if your mum chucks a spaz at you tell her you can vote for whomever you like and if she's got a problem then she's a cunt. It's not a fucking crisis. Call her a cunt and move on, you soft cock.
Luis Stewart
I am voting Trump anyway. If she asks if she didn't see, I'll tell her I voted Clinton even though I voted Trump so she thinks I voted for her even though I didn't. She's easy as fuck to fool.
Jordan Diaz
Why are you such a fucking pussy?
Juan Watson
what is she watching over your shoulder, vote trump!
Noah Wilson
How much of a fucking cuck are you that you're worried about something like that.
The fact that you weren't able to red pill your mom shows even bigger signs of cuckoldry.
My mom is more red pilled than me (she should be shitposting) at this point.
Mission failed faggot. I don't want to ever read something this pathetic ever again.
FUUUUCK!
Nathaniel James
based nip
Luis Cooper
No curtains at the place I vote at. just table divided by 4 walls.so they can't see from front or side but still visible from back.
Henry Green
pretty sure you have to be 18 to vote, kid
Owen Bailey
Voter intimidation is a felony
Sebastian Garcia
I am over 18 comrade. 28.
Matthew Ramirez
You don't need a fucking excuse to vote trump. Hell, you should make her vote trump too
Carter Watson
you're either fucking retarded or underage, she legally cannot see your vote you fucking sperglord
Jaxon Jenkins
She won't vote him no matter how hard you try to redpill her. She hates him. She needs to wake up.
Hudson Sanchez
Are you serious?
Holy fuck man just VOTE. A little emotional pain now is not worth the loss of your vote.
DO IT.
Jaxon Cruz
You deserve to be fucking killed you retard holy shit your mom should have aborted you
Jackson Rivera
Haven't see a pussy this big since I was at seaworld.
Ian Hill
Go with her and lie about who you voted for
Dylan Lewis
Is this like the "penis inspection day" copypasta? She's not gonna have any idea how you vote. Or are you voting in like an outhouse or something with no curtains or walls? Seriously, dude, just go vote for her.
I know this is bait, but how much of a coward can you be? seriously? you're scared of your MOTHER? just fucking kill yourself
Jaxon Russell
>Man the fuck up. >Vote for Stein/Baraka because they are legit. youtu.be/Ab4-tNn0ltw
Blake Gray
Quit being a fucking pussy and vote Trump. This shit is more important than your mother's bitching.
Hunter Scott
Dummy, nobody can see you vote. you're going to be separated by a big wall or some shit. don't worry about it. just vote for who you want to vote for.
Chase Ward
Give her some strong sleep drug so she can't go vote, you cuck.
Jose Davis
>Stein is a vote for Trump anyway Trump is a vote for Trump you autistic sperg
Connor Parker
So in America you vote in the open? Sounds stupid, here we have booths and we vote in secrecy. Also, telling others who you're voting for is a bit of a taboo.
Angel Hall
OP here
You are right. I will man up and vote Trump. Besides my brother's job is in the line because he works at a maching shop where they make guns and gun parts(contracted by gun manufacturers as well) and if Clinton goes into office, and guns get taken away, my brother could lose his job. Bitch is taking away jobs if she's in.
I don't give a fuck what my mother says, I'll tell her to deal with it or we die. Clinton goes in and we are dead.
Justin Peterson
>Give her some strong sleep drug so she can't go vote I get the feeling he doesn't drive and his mom is driving him to the polls.
Connor Anderson
>seriously considering changing your vote so you don't upset mommy
Jesus christ, you fucking pussy
Henry Young
>He is dead but never left her. He was an asshole anyway. you're a piece of shit and a pussy who's scared of his mother. vote trump and then off yourself.
Juan White
Are you a fucking manchild? Vote trump.
Jack Martin
>be me >Vote Clinton, die in nuclear war >Vote Trump, smash your mother in the face and live the rest of your life as a man
The choice is your OP
Thomas Foster
if guns are outlawed we won't stop making guns ya dingus
Jose Sanchez
Nice, OP. Its time to make grown up decisions. As you probably guessed a lot of women can't make mature decisions, so its up to us men.
Dominic Bell
This. Ritalin will be fine.
Jackson Green
vote for trump you dumb mother fucker. dont let your stupid ass mother influence your rights. I swear if I find out you voted for ANYONE but trump I will fuck you up. vote for trump.
Kevin Jackson
In that case, vote Clinton. Nothing gets people buying guns more than the threat of them being taken away. Source: Obama administration.
Aiden Anderson
There's this magical thing called your hand. See while ticking the boxes you use your other hand to cover said boxes.
When, if asked why you were covering up who you were voting for ask why was she looking and just say it's for privacy. If she pushes you just say "Why are you so interested i voted Clinton?" in a dumbfounded tone.
Also > A vote for Stein is a vote for Trump anyway.
You're fucking retarded.
David Garcia
>tfw went true powerlevel and told everyone I support trump
Gives no fucks
Jacob Perez
>ANNNND I HAVE A 200 word EASSY DOUE TOMARROW
grow a set kid
David Ramirez
>Go in the morning by yourself and vote Trump >Don't tell her you voted >Offer to go with her in the afternoon/evening >Delay going >Drive around and lock her in the car >Polling booth closes without her voting for Hillary ez
Jayden Bell
>NOT TELLING YOUR MOM THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET DRAFTED IF SHE VOTES HILLARY AND YOU MIGHT DIE
STOP BEING A DUMBASS AND TELL HER HILLARY WANTS WAR YOU FAGGOT
Matthew Morales
Show her the podesta cp and satanism emails right before she votes
Isaiah Baker
make ur mom vote for trump and tell her you will murder her if she doesn't
Jacob Brooks
The solid hilldog demographic is women 40-60 who are single issue "first woman president" democrats. They can't be changed, but they can be mitigated against
Brody Gutierrez
She wont be able to see your ballot. Its set up so nobody else can. Dont worry. Vote!