What is the secret to becoming a top shitposter?

What is the secret to becoming a top shitposter?

putting the southern cross on your flag

be from a shit liberal country.

Have this flag

>take sociology 101
>become a master at race baiting
>have intimate knowledge of over 9000 genders

Easy, and simple, be these two shitposting countries:
>Australia
>Canada

Slow Internet speeds give you more time to ponder the true essence of shitposting

you forgot 'Straya aswell, friend.

just b urself, but you have to be from the southern hemisphere

Be a member of the commonwealth.

Indian shitposting however is all in the fact that they don't wash their hands thus their keyboards are covered in literal shit.

you have to have a coledge education of mememetic warfare and gender studies.

im 80k in debt but my shit posting skills are fleek

Being subservient to Britain, but not TOO subservient.

Open your heart and mind.

Help the God Emperor!

I think you have to be disconnected from politics and just not give a fuck. That's why the top shitposters are from Australia or Canada. I bet they live in the outback or Yukon.

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And spending all your money on that slow internet gives you no reason to do anything but shitpost.

>Neet
>On stimulants
>Knowledge of the board
>Knowledge of memes
>Knowledge of social patterns in human behavior

>Anger that needs to vent out
Pretty much.

>2016
>spending money

what am i a fucking instagram like whore?

Just be yourself!

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>Tomorrow, a new day dawns, ushering with it a bright new American future. #MAGA comes to redeem our nation from the hands of corruption.

Freedom, so long denied, shall be renewed and those who sought to stifle its expression will choke open bitterest disappointment.

>And if not, if all comes to ruin and the halls of our forefathers be cast down, and the fabric of our nation be despoiled by tyrants, then let it be blood and the Black Flag - no quarter.

If such is to be our end, and the end of all Patriots, then make such an end as to be worthy of remembrance.

>Yet hope for peace; peace when #Killary is called to account for her many crimes; peace when she pays for Benghazi and the men whose bodies were hewn upon the walls are avenged.

When Hillary hangs from a gibbet, a feast for crows, we shall have peace.

Nah fuck off that's ours ya cheeky cunt

this cunt

Drug induced schizoid behavior

Get siq dubz

just be a mad cunt, brah

I hav i sudden urge to stick my dick in that cute small bird.

release all inhibitions.

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And I want to eat that.

Going completely unnoticed as you pour gallons of shit everywhere that everyone swallows thinking it's chocolate.

You could rid your lands of the abos once and for all, and then move on to the chinks.

>But with your shit internet, we'd never see the videos.

Stick the beak up your japsy

Do it for Her!

na, 'Straya actually has top tier bantz

leafs just shitpost, literally

>What is the secret to becoming a top shitposter?

These gals know:

In Australia, groups of mates will tease each other relentlessly. This is a test. If you can't handle being teased by your mates then you are not worthy of mateship.

This has two effects on the Australian male. Firstly it makes us impervious to insults which has the added benefit of reducing sensitivity. SEcondly, it means you are an expert at shitposting.

fpbp.

I don't get why people have a problem with fairy bread. My mom would give me fucking Graham Crackers with peanut butter on them.

It's just a cheap, easy-to-make sweet. What's the big deal?

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Based Hungarian

>What is the secret to becoming a top shitposter?

Usually you need to have a deep rooted, incurable psychological problem. Mental illness is always a plus.

Not having a job also helps.

Also if you're from Canada people will automatically hate you.

We were so happy once.

Ya gotta speak from the heart man

An keep it real dawg

FUCK YOU DAD.

>YOU EXPOSED HIM TO TOO MUCH FRANCE AND NOW CANADA'S GAY FOREVER

Australia bringing the sick digits