>Can't fight. >Afraid of everything. >Jobs to everyone. >Spergs constantly. >Trips and falls all the time. >Never grows any balls. >Not in forensics. >Barely faster than Superman. >Has to be saved by Batman. >Stupid Naruto poses before running. >That face.
What a blunder.
Angel Price
they kind of have to make the Flash a fucking dork loser because he's so OP he'd ruin the film otherwise
I mean, the film is ruined by a million other things, but not by Flash fucking vibrating through all their problems. So that's something.
Julian Flores
BUT HE MAKES FAHNNY FACES!!!!
Luis Harris
>Jobs to everyone.
You arn't seriously trying to use the word "jobs" with a straight face are you? Get the fuck out of here.
Luke Cox
SEETHING
Isaiah Phillips
This really sounds like JLU Flash but worse.
Mason Reed
Wally was funny, but not in a autist way. He was a fast talking womanizer, but he was also extremely competent when necessary and had the whole flash museum episode to really show what kind of man he was
Lucas Stewart
I'm guessing the excuse is the same as Superman and Aquaman: >he'll grow into the chracter you like later, we need to set him up as a douche first
Bentley Young
There was nothing wrong with the way they handled Barry, apart from the forced quips.
Jack Davis
I liked Wally too, but what I meant was that he was the second biggest jobber in the league, with only a few moments outside of Flash and Substance to show off his ability.
This JL version sounds like him without any likable qualities.
Isaiah Evans
Likable to us, maybe, but audiences these days dig the whole “goofy, sperg nerd” thing. They’re also using him as the audience insert to do the “oh wow, so cool” thing which I personally dislike.
It’s just a shame that the Flash family has such a rich history that’s been disrespected across all mediums
Jonathan Hernandez
*tags* WORKED YA PINHEAD!
Elijah Kelly
Someone should've taught him how to run like an athlete. It looks like a caricature of running.
Caleb Gonzalez
I like this version of Flash, mostly because it makes sense that a guy that is fast as shit doesn't know how to fight, in the same way that superman doesn't know how to fight. Both don't need to know how to fight.
Xavier Taylor
Netflix Iron Fist is way way worse.
Julian Stewart
>>Can't fight. >>Afraid of everything. >>Jobs to everyone. >>Spergs constantly. >>Trips and falls all the time. >>Never grows any balls. >>Not in forensics. >>Barely faster than Superman. >>Has to be saved by Batman. >>Stupid Naruto poses before running. >>That face. He's newatthis he even sayshe'snewatthisandbearlyuseshispowersatfullpotential >we need to set him up as a douche first He's not a douche,annoying at times, but not too bad.
Adrian Martin
Don't forget the worst offender.
>Jewish
Nicholas Baker
Well that's a fucking bummer. What's with Zack fucking up every character outside of Batman? He's like half the fags I meet that only read "serious" comics.
Angel Parker
Why not level down his abilities instead of making him overpowered from the get-go and simply too incompetent to properly use them?
Jeremiah Lopez
They kept that in?
Brayden Bennett
>Trips and falls all the time.
That actually bothered me. It made him look really lame.
Brandon Miller
I never thought it was possible to make a Flash worse than CW Barry, but they did it. Who here is totally rooting for Thawne now?
Jaxson Taylor
Is it really jobbing when you're booked against fucking Superman?
Liam Ramirez
>Dostojevsky!
Grayson Edwards
He jobs to random Parademons too.
Hell, he jobs to stairs.
Nolan Martinez
10/10 twink though.
Kayden Richardson
To me, I've been rooting for Thawne for centuries.
Nicholas Howard
I know right? It's almost like he just became the Flash or somthi.... oh wait.
Luke Howard
It's a cop out and you know it.
Connor Foster
So did Professor Xavier, the most powerful psychic on Earth. Stairs are top tier.
Carson Bell
I don't want to jump on the hate bandwagon, but the FUCK was with his entire facial expression during this entire minute long scene?
Jackson Smith
It was a misguided attempt at humor.
Brayden Murphy
Was he autistic?
Elijah Price
Most of those are clearly the result of him being the rookie of the group, even in the trailer he said he never fought anyone so he has some of the most potential but at the moment is one of the weakest. He may have a red suit but he is very green
Carson Ross
It was his panic face
Hunter Davis
I don't know anything about this but he looks absolutely retarded. There's that.
John White
Panicking gives you downsyndrome?
Robert Miller
To add, to have done it right, you give him an angry, concentrated, stone cold serious face face for the entire scene.
At the last second, before he gets hit, you show his eyes move over to see Superman's arm, both of them get wide (don't show his dicksucking mouth), and then just cut to him getting hit.
There, fixed the entire fucking scene, so it doesn't look absolutely retarded.
Luis Williams
Yes
Austin Perry
Anyone have the webm of Flash getting scared by Supes looking at him?
Charles Myers
Angry face is not the same as panic face.
Brayden Wood
you need to lay off the weed
Chase Perez
>Actual fabric mask >Big bulky rocket ship suit for speedforcing >Actually looks like it was built in a basement
Jesus, I can't believe how much better the BVS suit looks than this dudes shiny dome.
Connor Moore
this, also explain how Boomerang survived their encounter.
Robert Harris
It's a literal fact, dumbass.
Evan Rivera
>>Can't fight. >>Afraid of everything. >>Jobs to everyone. >>Spergs constantly. >>Trips and falls all the time. >>Never grows any balls. This sure sounds like you, OP. Are you trying to tell us something?
Lincoln Lewis
It's a poor excuse.
Zachary Thomas
something something it's mahvel's fault
Thomas Thomas
uh, no.
Andrew Rivera
Was pretty bad, basically every marvel movie character in their first appearance. Between the ineptitude and quips and pop culture references
Juan Carter
I'm still saying Neil Patrick Harris would make a great Flash/ Barry, Ezra feels like tryhard Bart to me.
Nolan Bennett
>Neil Patrick Harris
Can't see it.
Anthony Mitchell
Batman: Gen X Superman: Millennial Flash: Gen Z
Dominic Sanders
Did this scene ever get explained, ever?
Adrian Thomas
I can...15 years ago. Fucker's almost 50.
Anthony Ross
But he's never been in a fight before. And he doesn't have friends...
Aiden Cruz
It probably doesn't help that a likeable version of the character already exists in a tv show
Wyatt Sanchez
Its been disrespected ever since Barry came back and ruined the family by usurping Wally and turning him into a nigger. If DC still cared about giving the Flash family respect, the twins would be the Flash now and not in limbo.
Nicholas Roberts
No
Gabriel Reyes
BvS >Lois is the key >Fear him
JL >Supes under amnesia attacking the league >"Bring in the big guns" >Lois appears
Colton Thomas
He watches Rick & Morty
Samuel Bell
Is literally a time paradox: Flash travelled to the past to prevent the Darkseid Crisis
Easton Stewart
So, we should like him then?
Jose Perez
Confirmed for high IQ.
Brody Gonzalez
Flash from the universe where superman goes rage mode/brought back to life and barry sees that this is caused by lois dying AND/OR he sees lois calms him down so while the league is dying off one by one and he realizes he has to tell batman before the fight to bring lois but he is shitty at time travel because he is a fucking noobie and cant control when he comes and thats why we get that scene
Ayden Reed
welcome to speedforce nigga paradoxes aint nothing but a common thing with speedforce
Daniel Jenkins
Because then you' complain about that instead
Ethan Kelly
Please user, He's not failing. He's being sabotaged by an enemy so fast no one can see him.
Thawne is the real big bad of the Justice League movies. It was Thawne that killed Snyders daughter. It was Thawne that signd off on hiring Whedon. It was Thawne that CGI'd Cal's mustache. It was Thawne user, it was always Thawne. Every step of the way, since the third batman movie, since MoS.
Asher Allen
PET SEMETARY!
Jordan Peterson
Stairs beat that big fucking robot from Robocop too.
The world needs more stairs.
Camden Stewart
The Flash is a very sociable super and they turned him into a sperglord for no purpose other than to make his quips more accessible to an alternative 2017 audience.
John Jenkins
There was some k-pop music video playing in the monitors when Bruce met Barry Is it the same thing with you guys or they're doing different version like with Cap's notebook?
Isaiah Gutierrez
>Barely faster than Superman.
Hasn't that been the case in comics for decades?
I know it sometimes alternates depending on which fanboy is writing but in terms of consistency Superman has always been nearly as fast as Flash.
Easton White
He did grow balls, because he wasn't whining about being scared anymore and the Parademons weren't going after him.
Joshua Gonzalez
one of my favorite Flash pages I've ever seen is him and Supes racing, Superman saying that he's raced him and won before, and Flash says that they were for charity and leaving him in the fuckin dust
Jackson Cox
But he was still the most sociable of the League, and the most eager, while being a total newbie at fighting. I liked it.
Leo Kelly
>Nearly as fast as Flash Speedforce bullshit always trumps others with super speed. Superman is like a marathon runner chasing a bullet train, and everyone else is basically standing still
Alexander Sanders
Would Sup Forums want a flashpoint movie?
Nicholas Jones
I think you meant cyborg, he was a fucking asshole for half the movie
Easton Bailey
Hell no. Its a crap story, and I want a real Flash story. Retcons be damned
Gabriel Wood
We already got a Flashpoint movie. It was all right.
I want the current pool of people responsible for this slew of terrible movies to be fired, or quietly told they won't be allowed near a DC property again. Cut out everyone, start over, make a cohesive and careful plan and actually fucking stick to it.
Luis Scott
Flash is just starting out. He's obviously going to grow into the role and he joins forensics at the end of Justice League.
Joseph Rodriguez
Was there any mention/ easter eggs involving Martian Manhunter at all?
Where did that latern ring go after it's last owner was slain?
Why didn't Bruce build better suits for the league like Tony did?
How did Bruce, in civilian clothes, survive a straight punch to the chest from a Amazonian?
Do you think the movie would've been abit better if it was Darkseids (Hail Darkseid) kids that attacked earth for the motherboxes?
What do you think Darkseid (Hail Darkseid) did to Wolf when he was brought back?
And who the FUCK was Mother?
Elijah Evans
I can't wait until he convinces the League to attack Palestinians.
Xavier Clark
He's the most "let's turn aryans into mixed race jews" hero, that's for sure.
Bentley Moore
...
Oliver Myers
because people would bitch about him being nerf'd for no reason besides the incompetence
Parker Hill
I thought this when he was in Perks of Being a Wallflower but he's kind of become really annoying about it
Colton Thompson
it wasa reference? I thought he just spouted whatever russian he remembered
Aiden Ward
why is Bruce so cavalier with his secret identity? what happened to that lady cop who now knows Superman's name is Clark and is dating somebody who works for the Daily Planet?
Christian Ortiz
Let's see how cheerful you are when you cock is replaced by a hunk of jagged metal.
Juan Rogers
>Was there any mention/ easter eggs involving Martian Manhunter at all? no >Where did that latern ring go after it's last owner was slain? Probably Abin Sur >Why didn't Bruce build better suits for the league like Tony did? That isn't his job lmao >How did Bruce, in civilian clothes, survive a straight punch to the chest from a Amazonian? He survived a punch to the chest from an angry Superman as well but if you want to nitpick okay >Do you think the movie would've been abit better if it was Darkseids (Hail Darkseid) kids that attacked earth for the motherboxes? No, it was really neat how Steppenworlf was trying to gain Darkseid's favour >What do you think Darkseid (Hail Darkseid) did to Wolf when he was brought back? I think the demons killed him before he made it back. If they didn't, its pretty easy to imagine what was done to him. >And who the FUCK was Mother? No idea, the motherboxes maybe?
Jordan Baker
TOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?
Isaiah James
>How did Bruce, in civilian clothes, survive a straight punch to the chest from a Amazonian?
I'm guessing because she pulled her punch because she wasn't trying to kill him.
Jeremiah Wood
I thought this scene was legit cool , user. Fuck your shit.
David Jenkins
>Not wanting, the 10m horsepower, hydraulic mobility, jet stream cumming, optic fiber sensitivity, 15 inches dick instead of your virgin 1 inch mostofthe time flaccid penis
Jonathan Campbell
pretty much.
it was so fucking dumb,"spasiba" would make more sense in context.
Dylan Campbell
Because as much as we bitch about his power creep we would bitch if he lost it more.
Sebastian Rivera
Snyder should be removed from making anymore superhero movies. He really sucks at them.
Christian Diaz
It's bullshit for supes and flash but I think it's something that works well for aquaman.