>Donald, they're coming. There's not much time left
>Take the delegates and go, I'll hold them off.
Donald, they're coming. There's not much time left
Cruz's redemption arc may be one of my favorite things this election
go ted fight them off
This election has completely altered the political landscape probably for 20-30 years.
Once household names have fallen, Before unassailable politicians are vulnerable, former enemies are now united etc.
And its just starting.
By 2020 we will literally be living in a new world
Give 'em hell Ted.
Pretty spot on analysis tbqh fa.m
Dog Bless
Godspeed soarin Ted, stay yuge
Wrong. This is just an embarrassing reality show starring Drumpf. I can't wait until Hillary wins, it's her turn after all. First woman president BITCH
Ok this is the first time i laughed at the Dahnald meme. Good work
DAHNALD, TAKE THE DELEGATES. THEY'RE YOURS
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>Redemption arc
Lol
It's fucking great. 2016 elections anime adaption when?
;_; full circle
I am confident that the demographic turnouts will be enough to achieve victory.
But even if not, Trump has already destroyed the cucked GOP and if Hillary wins she will be so corrupt, and her enemies so numerous, her presidency will be a disaster maybe even have her impeached.
This would kill the DNC for several cycles, even if it manages to recover from the betrayal of Sanders.
Trump started a fire that has begun the slow process of bringing down the entire rotten DC machine, it cannot be stopped. It will not be stopped.
To many people are now up in arms and out for blood.
It's just been so much fun
An epic tale of heroes and villains
DAHNALD. TODAY IS THE DAY!
Is it wrong that this gave me feels?
>not 'Dahnald'
Dropped
>Cruz's redemption arc may be one of my favorite things this election
Cruz was a lair and a traitor to his own cause.
god blezz you cruz!
Fucking awesome
Top lel
Based Cruz posting
>yfw youre an cruzmissile now
I remember wanting a Trump/Cruz ticket so bad..
The Dahnald memes are some of my favorites from this election cycle. God damn, I'm going to miss these.
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I love this meme
We aren't going anywhere.
Don't know why you think this is the end of the war.
It's just getting started.
>redemption arc
...how many times do I have to keep saying this? Cruz isn't trying to redeem himself, he is trying to save his own ass by any means necessary next time he's up for re-election. People don't forget
WHO'S LOW-ENERGY NOW?
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You guys were fags about it when Cruz was running and Trump was saying stupid shit. Cruz doesn't give a shit and he shouldn't.
Honestly, when Trump gets elected, Cruz set himself up for a future presidency. He had his moments of doubt, but he came back and fought to Make America Great Again. In the future, he will have my vote (supposing his policies aren't shit, of course).
Witnessed
lol at little marco
Fucking this
Id watch the shit out if it
>You know, Dahnal...
>It's funny. Maybe in another life, in another time, you and I could have ran together.
>*cough* B-But, that's enough "what-ifs" for now...take the delegates, get to the white house, and secure the presidency. You're the only one who can.
>We've all got a part to play Dahnal, and this is mine. And besides, I've got one last trick up my sleeve...
>Don't let this be for nothing, you hear?
>*click*
>BITCH
exactly what hillary is
Same here user
I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED YOU TO THE END DAHNALD
they will look for his coming at the rnc... but he will not come
There's no time to argue! Throw me the delegates!
this and Jeb! memes
You're supporting somebody with ties to pedophilia and ritual child murder.
>It's fucking great. 2016 elections anime adaption when?
we'll probably get a movie or two
>Cruz's redemption arc
kek what a time to be alive
What are the most notable examples of each?
IT'S RUBIOOOOOO
QUICK DAHNALD! I CAN HOLD EM OFF FOR ONLY SO LONG!
TAKE THE DELEGATES, LOOK AFTER THEM. AND SEND MORE AMMO.
>BITCH
sexist much
A Brave New World my dude
You see that Shinji? You see it?
So she needs to be president so womens menzies are synced.
Just fucking die
Where was the screencap saying how this entire election was like some anime?
gogogo
Now is the time to summon Electors, not Delegates.
There is truth to what you say, but the only thing he needed to do to save his ass was simply state he is endorsing Trump. That's all the contract said he had to do to be able to run again in the future.
He's gone above and beyond the call. Is he trying to get something extra out of it? Probably. Either way he's giving it a lot of effort now.
has anyone done one like this for cruz?
something like "a visionary robbed of his delegates"
Bumping for this
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Soarin' Ted. Like an eagle.
ted cruz is the millhouse of Sup Forums
he's not even close to American
I think ted himself actually makes these threads
just go away rato
go away rato
go away rato
epic
>tfw can't even win my own state in the primaries
>*puts clip in glock*
>heh nice knowing you dahnald... now go! GO! I'll hold them off but there's only so many rounds I can take hah...
>make sure... America will be great again... My daughters would love that. In fact, the first sentence Caroline said was " what species is that, daddy" about a black man in the supermarket
>*door slowly closes while Ted can be heard muttering "now, time to delegate some justice"*
STILL YOU, JEB!
The state of American politics, everyone
Obligatory
I have nothing to contribute, so here's a rare Ted.
Thank you Ted, we will remember your sacrifices next election.
This is the best Ted Cruz video ever made you guys need to watch it.
>Heidi?
>I won't be coming home tonight....
>I've got some business to take care of.... for an old friend.
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This.
I'm not sure why libtards think a victory for Hillary would change anything. Maybe because they don't actually care about politics too much and rather just treat this as a game.
Trump supporters are too passionate about the issues to drop this just because they lost one election (for the case it even happens). This will only end when one side ceases to exist.
thanks mr reddit
>redemption arc
kek he shot himself in the fucking foot. No way he wins his Senate seat in 2018
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DONARUDO-SAN,
WE MAKE OWAH RAST STAND! TOGEZA, WE WIR KIR HIRRARY CRINTON!
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Cruz was best brojo.
>the harp
gets me every time
Damn :D
saved
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Yeah a world without a competitive GOP, thank fucking god.
Have fun purging the Trump faithful during your civil war.
Could there be hope for Punished Cruz?
where
Toss up between this and the Delegates for my favorite election meme desu
The average Democrat is pathologically stupid. They do not understand the paradigm shift that has occurred in this election because they prize themselves of being low-information in regards to their own party.
The reality of the situation right now is that the Democrats have just finished purging all Leftist elements from their party. Bernie Sanders was the last hurrah of Champagne Socialism, Hillary Clinton is a corporate-owned Neoconservative Imperialist and that is now the face of the party.
The useful idiots who make up the body of the voting public perceive her as a step forward towards their retarded liberal utopia, but in reality she is an enormous step to the Right.
What's funniest about this is that they're going to realize it next election, when they discover that whoever runs no longer has to appeal to their white liberal sensibilities at all, the Spic/Nigger coalition is large enough now that they can and will simply push race issues exclusively to get elected. They don't care about UBI or Socialism or any of that shit, they care about gibs for them and nobody else.
Win or Lose, Hillary Clinton has slit the throat of the Democratic Party that those cucklords once knew. It's gone and it is never coming back. No matter what happens, American Leftism is a corpse bloating in the sun. Your choice now is Republicans or Republican-Lite.
F
>Your choice now is Republicans or Republican-Lite.
how is this any different from reagan on?
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HE SAID:
JAY
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Is Ted Cruz Vegeta?
Fucking Ted, may god grant the Zodiac Killer the steady hand he needs to hold them off, just a bit longer.
Are you fucking illiterate?
Redemption, noun
1.
the action of saving or being saved from sin, error, or evil.
Cruz uniting with Trump against the DNC after their infighting is literally the definition of redemption.
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Kek, wash Cruz with your divine light and forgive him for his sins. Give him the strength to fight evil and redeem himself.
>prize themselves
>trying to sound smart
>what is pride