If you vote for Trump, Austria will declare war on your subhuman nation

If you vote for Trump, Austria will declare war on your subhuman nation.
I am only warning you once.

Nobody is scared of your fly over country

And you'll get rek'd.
Your country is nothing.

When Nazi Germany invaded you, you didn't fire a single shot, just invited them in for a cup of tea and a biscuit.

Fuck you and fuck your cowardly shitpile of a country.

Vote Trump Burgerbros.

no one cares about peru

4/10 so far

>austria

literally who?

Australia shitposting still going strong I see.

>When Nazi Germany invaded you, you didn't fire a single shot, just invited them in for a cup of tea and a biscuit.

Why are you talking as if Germany was universally seen as a force of evil?

hurr durr what is an anschluss

You will have to get in line there are about 20 in front of you that will probably do the same

What is this, penis inspection day?

this is my fetish desu

Vote for your green cuck and shut up

>Austria vs USA
Kek subhuman shithole austria would get fucked in an hour

>Austria

Of all the potential enemies of the US this is the biggest joke of them all.
I bet ISIS is a tougher enemy than you.

Hate to break this for you, but it's 2016, not 1916.

>Germany invaded
Austria was basically German anyways. It was a unification of Germanic peoples.

Even jorden can probably take Austria. Your army simply isn't large enough to pose a serious threat.

The best thing to do in your position is to get a degree and make 4+ (white) children.

fuck off, sascha.

i know you don't do this Sweden but when people invade your country, you shoot them

You should go pray and ask as to why your shitty country still exists.

No one cares faggot.

this

Hofer/Trump 2016

oh thats why you took bohemia

Fellow Austrian, we have to talk. Where can I find you?

we have over 30 tanks you moron, how exactly do you plan to beat us?

BRING IT ON YOU FUCKING COWARD

AMERICA NEVER BACKS DOWN

>Sweden
>shooting invaders
Are you taking crazy pills?

Why do we have to be right next to you fucking faggots? I hope you get eaten by a funnel web.

except for vietnamese rice farmers

Go back to your sheep, Achmed

today, trump will win. and in a month, hofer will win.

MAGA^2

i said they don't burger

Das!

I don't think President Hofer will allow that, Mahmut.

Good riddance, I'll subsidise you.

lol, american'ts don't even know what they're getting into

we've got your back austria (if we can even get there before you rek them lol)

The real Slim Shady will know exactly how to protect USA.

I have literally no idea where your country is

How did that work out the last time for you Hanz?

oh were so scared

South East of Asia dumbass.

B-back off

pic related.

he lost no?

3rd time's a charm buddy. We started two world wars and we can and will do it again.
fear us. expect us.

Your country is a chicken leg.

KEK

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TOP KEK

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whats happening in austria? Im asking honestly. How are the political parties, what is thier agenda and how is austria overall? Im here atm, skiing and shit. This country is a beauty but I feel some tension. Plz answer.

Don't try too hard shlomo, might burn your fingers if you type too hard.

Hofer is winning you like it or not. Even the inmigrants who lived here before the whole Merkel politik is going to vote Hofer. Only your inner cities uni-cuck population will vote VdB.

Get comfy, trump is only the headstart of the ride.

Ah yes
Nothing like the sight of western men marching off to prison

That will show them, they will learn their place below the venerated feminine

Shadilay my friends

They're right next to us ffs pick up a book or two.

>ösis glauben unironisch an einen sieg der SCHLECHTMENSCHEN

Is this webm a historical re-enactment of the founding of Australia?

what is going on in the OP webm, lads?

>Austria
>Threatening America
Top kek

we have snow? cool well, the country is split between pro-refugee libshit nonsense and stupid rightwing parties who send out memos that we want south-tyrol back from Italy.
even our "reasonable" center parties apparently have no problem giving refugees thousands in free money per month

our presidential election had to be postponed because the result was too close

it was between a globalist cuck who pretends to care about the environment and basically trump but not as goofy looking/acting

Kuck

>austria irrelevant in 1914
>austria irrelevant today

kek

You'll get your chance Austria. You will not escape the red hand of german (((parliment)))

Aufstand der Schluchtenscheißer

give me all your chocolate

you fags will get nuked for even saying this autistic shit go jack off to hillary pedo enabler simp

holy shit these posts

americans have no sense of humor whatsoever.

how come you havnt shoot the millions of refugees who invaded your home then

you fucking nimrods, Austria wanted to be Anschluss'd

All our mountains are filled to the top with nukes. You think you are safe and sound in ur little shitty island nation of fishmouth breathing retards but Austria never forgets and it never forgives. Give us ALL our land back or there will be consequences.

sorry we dont understand banter here

Enjoy your sanctions.

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It's like you have no military snow nigger

They didn't take Böhmen though. Only the German-speaking Sudetenland joined the Reich, out of their free will.

You were an autonomous protectorate in the empire, just like before for a thousand year. Some German troops were stationed there only to help out maintaining law and order in a tumultuous era.

You should thank the német for providing help so helplessly and establishing an independent Slovak state for the first time.

>Austria
>Winning wars
Pick one

>Europe
>war
You cucks won't even fight Isis lol

>austria
>relevant

Trips don't lie.

Are you retarded brit?
They wanted to be part of Reich. It's similar situation in Crimea. They wanted to be part of Russia, that's why they didn't fight back.
How hard is it to understand?
What did jews do to you and burgers? You need them water filters asap.

I see DNC are rounding up the Bern victims

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But you need to get to the chopper first

might as well jump off a bridge if you're so quick to die.

fuck off eurofag.

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what's the context of the webm

Yeah I have seen a lot of fucking brownish shitskin people in the bigger cities. They are staring at me like I am some walking steak or something. I think they think I am austrian too so they give me these passive agressive looks most of the time. Its sad but these mudslimes are the same everywhere.

And please dont forget, most of the auslanders are honest workers from european countries of lesser fortune. They just try to contribute and survive.
This country blows my mind whenever I step outside. Awesome. pic related.
And a short greentext from Salzburg:
>cruising in the city with my gf at night
>so fucking nice here
>group of shady looking shitskins appears
>they are staring at us and staring and staring
>Im no pussy so I stare back
>the midget in the group says "WAS"
>you are lucky I cant speak proper german you fucking mudslime - I think (or my gf was lucky so she did not had to witness how 5 shitskins kick my ass)
>5 mins later a dirty turkish bastard try sell some dirty used newspaper for my gf and begs for money
>I left her alone for 2 minutes, in fucking touristic center of a city...
fucking muslims, whatever stay stark und nett mein österrecheir brüder. Harsh times everywhere...

Looks like either Turkey post coup ("""coup""") or some Balkans shit.

Who cares about your shit country, go throw another shrimp in the barbie, abo faggot

Do I "invade" your house when you invite me to come over and stand at the doorway waving and beckoning me to come in?

You're needed in the bathroom stall Hans, Mohammed is having a sexual emergency.

What the fuck is Australia going to do to us? Send their emus?

Actually.. that does concern me a little bit.

Thats a shame damn, ive been tyrol it was beautiful there. Stat safe fellow aussie

>reading is hard

Australian nuclear test sites

Emu field.

kek. im on vacation in austria but good one corcodile dundee

h-hey

>Austrian flag turning into EU Flag
Kek