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Steven inviting Lars and Kevin over for a sleep over when?

steven is best boy!

No longer counting tallies because when I did the n-bombs and f-slurs only increased.

The no-homo sleeping party?

Lars won't come to the sleepover he'll be too busy fucking Emmy

I bought a grapefruit

prove it

Then maybe you should stop.
If you keep doing this shit, people are just gonna double down.

Excelent work guys, we need to continue the trend.

Also, when moralanon is not posting, Sapphirefag appears even in the same thread. What a coincidence.

cool, i hope you enjoy it.
:3c

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Nothing homo about two hot teens and one cute boy cuddling in bed together.

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i'm much like lapis, in that i am also thirsty for steven dick

I guess I'll have to face
That in this awful place
I shouldn't show a trace of doubt
But pulled against the grain
I feel a little pain
That I would rather do without
I'd rather be free, free, free
I'd rather be free, free, free
Free, free, free from here

We're in desperate need of Connie abuse.

CUTE

this is a good picture

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>announce that you're no longer doing tallies last thread
>so you pull out fucking GRAPHS

New simulator when?

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Word

Watch this.

Jasperfags, although quite respectable for enduring their waifu being dead for most of the show's lifespan, are fucking fighting for 2nd worst with pearlfags.

Gems should cosplay

delete this

I want Kevin to teach Steven how to pick up girls by practising with him and Steven going on a date

PEEL IT

Agreed. Jasperfags are pretty bad, but they're only the 3rd worst, right behind Pearlfags and Sapphirefag.

Nice.

Sapphirefag is actually decent in a conversation though, this whole shitty ordeal has just brought out his shit side.

From the last thread.

And that'll be it for tonight. See you peeps later!

I want one of those girls to be Peridot

Pearlfag and Jasperfags are the best fags

I am the tallest of mountains
I am the roughest of waves
I am the toughest of terrors
I am the darkest of days

I'm the last one that's standing
Don't try to stand in my way
Cause I've been up against better
Just take a look at my face

Cause if you're messing with me
I am a dangerous weapon
I'm the sharpest of blades
I'll cut you down in a second
Cause I was born in this pain
It only hurts if you let it
So of you think you can take me
Then you should go and forget it

And after all this time you're back for more
I won't stop until they know they know my name
So I'll take what's mine and start this war
I'm coming at you like a tidal wave

When everything you know has come and gone
You are at your lowest, I am rising higher
Only scars remain all through it all
We'll fight in the ashes, you'll lose in the fire
And there's no-one left to carry on
This is an illusion, open up your eyes and-
The pain persists, I can't resist
But that's what it takes to be Infinite

So look around you, and tell me what you really see
I never end and that's the difference in you and me
Cause when your time is up and everything is falling down
It's only me and you, who is gonna save you now?

So look around you, and tell me what you really see
You live a lie and that's the difference in you and me
I have the power, let me show you what it's all about
It's only me and you, who is gonna save you now?

How much older is Kevin anyway

But one of them sleeps naked.

wow, what a nigga fag, using a white background and light lines for a shitty graph. I hope the fatty stuffs their face with pizza some more.

Of course, nothing wrong with a nice night with the guys hugging and cuddling topless on the bed. Maybe some kissing will go down suddenly, but nothing homo about that.

J A S P E A R L
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That was easy.

Why is he so pretty

>not ruby
I get that Lapis is the meme song gem, but this is such a missed opportunity

Thanks for your work, see you around!

>Pretending as if he wasn't purposefully taking the bait.
Playing yourself into a circlejerk.
But here's the fags you're defending just as a reminder.

Hello brother

Laters.

This is factual.

Well they can't leave Lars out.
They should all get naked to make him feel more comfortable.

i hate fluorite

Hello! JaSpEaRl jAsPeArl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two best gems play Save The Light.

sssshhheeeee, haaaatessssss yyyyouuuuu.

Connie stop writing fan fictions.
It will make you blind.

yes

I didn't defend them. I just said they weren't as bad as you.

She loves you

eid etiroulf eid

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Explain why you hate Fluorite, without going into the fact that she's a giant caterpillar grandma, or that she represents polygamy.

Not saying you can't hate her, but come on, she's a big sweet grandma type, who hates grandmas?

That's shifting.
It's pretty much defending them from an opposing opinion you don't like.

Connie is for bully

I'm glad there's someone here who likes the good ship too

She's creepy. I wouldn't hate her if they at least made her more humanoid. It's kinda fucked up that gems can fuse so much like sluts they literally turn into insects

she scares me

Do this every thread please.
Lapis would be proud.

i love pretty much all ships. expect lapidirt. stevidot is my main squeeze. Read fics at all?
Have you read A Long Way From Home? Pretty good Jaspearl fic

Not really. They're still just as bad as you said they are, but you're worse. You being worse doesn't make them better.

impractical use of fusion...?
well shit, being confronted about this makes me feel like a bad person.

I'm sorry, caterpillar grandma

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Anyone who's said they're the best [x] is immediately sinking low dude.
It's like if one of your friends said they were the best Hanzo on your party.

Lapiven is anime references!

sooner or laterssss you'll be backssss in /trash/, and I'll be waitingss, yesssss. It won'tssss be too much longer nowsss.

Steven don't have extra beds, how are they going to do it?

Flourite is monstrous, like Alexandrite, but not intimidating or aggressive. She's monstrous in a lazy, greedy way. A bunch of beings that melted together and never wanted to do anything more but stagnate in each other's comfort for ages. Kind, but fat, sluggish, and ugly.

I love her just for how interesting her whole concept is. She's unsettling.

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I like most ships but like Jaspearl in particular for their character's similarities and potential cute friendship and Jasper and Pearl being being happy together. That fic is too rapey and stockholm syndromey for my taste in Jaspearl. I have a ready a lot of other cool fics though

Fuck you and fuck simularors!

>bloople cosplayer will never twerk on your dick

don't worry sweetness, I lurkssss there too. I stillssss enjoy posting other thingsssss here, yesssss.

Yeah, but the guy who says he's the best Hanzo in my party is still better than the screaming kid who swears at me and says he fucked my mom whenever I kill him.

Yeah, I really hope they get some good interaction in the future! And yeah that's totally fair. Any other Jaspearl fics you can recommend?

remember the days when you could click [Update] every 7 seconds and there'd always be at least one new reply, if not 5

because she wants me to PUT THOSE KIDS TO SLEEP, WILL YA?

Haha yeah, those days were cancer.

Even if that same Hanzo is in reality the worst fucking member on your team but can still act like a smug piece of shit?

everytime i see this it really turns me off

Yes. It's not even a contest.

waz up my nignogs!

we're a week after a cooldown arc after 5 months of no episodes. wait til "lars of the stars" happens.

watch

And now we just came to the cross roads known as SUBJECTIVITY.
Because not only have you kinda indirectly admitted that you're friends with that Hanzo, but you also tolerate what is probably a shittier behavior pattern than someone who is acting appropriately to a situation where they are outplayed.

Because at least the guy on the other team, isn't boasting his skills while still sucking dick.

Tradin barns for arcs

>acting appropriately to a situation where they are outplayed.
>the screaming kid who swears at me and says he fucked my mom whenever I kill him.
That explains a lot.

why can't we just have weekly episodes why can't we just have weekly episodes why can't we just have weekly episodes why can't we just have weekly episodes why can't we just have weekly episodes why can't we just have weekly episodes why can't we just have weekly episodes why can't we just have weekly episodes why can't we just have weekly episodes

Maybe when you stop touching yourself.

CN PLEASE

There was one that was pretty long and involved Jasper and Pearl slowly getting closer after a bunch of fighting and bonding and going on missions etc. that was really well written and I had a good time reading, but that was a while back but I don't remember any of the ones I used to read by name. Last time I checked there wasn't a lot of new Jaspearl stuff on ao3