Be me

>Be me
>Buy whisky
>Smell inside the whisky
>Put sugar and syrup in whisky
>Drink Whisky

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>Whiskey
>Sugar
>Syrup
Just drink a rum and coke, you insufferable faggot.

This. If you can't drink the shit straight don't fucking have it.

>Be me
>Make Moscow Mule
>Enjoy

Rum is fucking gross though. It's so sickeningly sweet, ugh.

Sup Forums not /ck/

Clearly that's what OP wants, adding fucking sugar and syrup to whiskey.

SHIT! Wrong board!

Whatever, we're talking booze now.

Ok. Sugar rum?

So you're a pussy who can't drink Whisky and Rum by themselves?

I mean holy shit just start drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade if you're gonna be a bitch about it

>not White Russian
Baka

What? Rum is made from sugar. That's what makes it rum.

Not that user, I did drink many whisky without put sugar and syrup in it. Becaus i want new flavor.

Personally I'm a beer guy, but when on the spirits I like to mix Jameson and Bundaberg apple cider.

Pure sugar user. 250 gram sugar.

>drinking beer

enjoy your breasts.

And I suppose you can provide examples of good drink... right?

I'm not that guy but I just found out about that today.

The tits thing only happens if you frequent over hopped craft beer. The estrogen is to do with the hops.

If you want a new flavor, try a different whiskey. Don't fuck with it by adding stuff. Whiskey isn't a mixer. If you don't like whiskey on its own, then switch to vodka.

Look. If you wanted a sugary foul tasting beverage then you could have bought a Pepsi for a lot less.

Is called punch in Ireland

Shit, really? Damn, IPAs are my favorite.

there's nothing wrong with saturated fat.

anyone have any /cock/tail recipes?
i only have some non alcoholic drinks from one of the disney cookbooks

I guess cider, like that user said. and wine.

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>Drink fireball
>Sneeze
>It goes through my nose

1 sprite, 2 cups sparkling water, 1 large lemon, juiced, 1 lime, juiced, 1 packet of stevia, mint and some ice.

Yup, you can still enjoy them just in moderation and up your red meat intake

Well, it's a waste of whisky in my opinion, but you do you.

>up your red meat intake
I don't think I can up anymore than it already is. I have red meat almost every day. Chicken and pork just breaks things up on occasion.

Just drink proper beer and not overhapped Ameri-beers.

Then start weight lifting. Weight lifting boosts testosterone.

What counts as a proper beer?

That I need to do. Alright.

>mfw this thread

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Ok, be fair here.
SOME whiskeys, adding just a splash of water opens up the bouquet and flavor.

Mai tai say that I'm old fashioned

When did I fucking say that? Rum is too sweet by itself why the fuck would I put coke in it too. It's garbage either way, faggot.

This is my favorite drink. Have sugar inside it.

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>SOME whiskeys, adding just a splash of water opens up the bouquet and flavor.
>Scientists reveal why whisky tastes better with water

Okay, you are a cocktail.

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>Suddenly comfy late night /cock/ booze thread

Yes, like under a teaspoon of water.

>watering it down

Wait, is this actually true? That's how I drink whiskey, but that's just because it's how my grandpa taught me. I still do it, but it was just because of him. I didn't think it actually did anything.

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A small splash of water doesn't water it down!
Yup.

Late night is always the best.

If you can't drink whiskey straight you should not be drinking whiskey in the first place.

Uhm.

How about you down a bottle of pure ethanol.

I'm mostly a whisky man but this shit is fucking delicious.

Shit, let's keep this Sup Forums related so it isn't nuked. Post al/co/hol related shit.

That is the definition of over-hopped Ameri-beer.

Just mix images in with the conversation. It's all good.

Why don't you grow a pair of balls like Carol here

>Most of it running down her face
Wasteful dumb bitch

>eating meat raises testosterone

>Putting a bunch of sugary shit in your drink

I don't need the beetus on top of cirrhosis thanks

WEIGHT LIFTING. I DIDN'T SAY MEAT EATING.

>not just drinking the syrup straight
Pussy.

I got some meat you can eat. ;)

Fucking IPAs...

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Good shit.

yum

>Girlfriend has been loving IPAs for over a year now
>Breasts have gone up a full cup size

It all makes sense now

What's a good drink for people who don't usually drink alcohol?

I replaced my mouthwash with whisky. It combines cleaning my mouth with a nightcap, and by this point no alcohol can hurt me.

I don't blame OP for putting sugar in his bourbon. If I was drinking Four Roses I'd like to not taste it.

Water.

Milk

Soda or juice, I guess?

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Gin and apple juice/cider

Rum.

Red wine, it's just musky grape juice with alcohol aftertaste.

It depends on what they like, but cocktails were designed to hide the flavor of alcohol. A good vodka doesn't taste like much, so if you mix it with a lot of coke or pomegranate juice it'll barely register. Also mead is delicious, but expensive.

Ugh, that's a terrible drink. Gin and apple juice tastes like nothing. I don't mean it taste bad, I mean it tastes like literally nothing. Gin and apple juice cancel each other out. There is no flavor there at all.

Unironically all better than alcohol.

>I like to mix Jameson and Bundaberg apple cider.
Just drink fucking applej... um... C-can we say this word here?

Cinnamon Whisky and apple juice is delicious.

>Also mead is delicious, but expensive.
Good mead is expensive. If you can go to a decent liquor store, you can find cheap mead around the $15 mark. It's not bad and actually does make a good first impression if you don't know any better.

In terms of health, yes.

Well yeah, alcohol is literally poison so no shit.

Cider. Or a mixed drink; Long Islands are a good go-to.

>Have a bottle of Laphroaig
>Decide to share with my room mate
>Grab a couple glasses
>Feeling more mellow that night and add ice to the glass
>Ask if he wants some ice
>"Yeah, thanks user."
>Disappears to his room
>Leave his glass on the table and turn around to the tv, sipping my drink
>Hear a noise TSSSK
>Turn back around and he's pouring the Laphroaig into another glass while simultaneously pouring a ginger ale to mix together
>Dude_really.png
>"I only like alcohol with soda or cocktails (= grenadine + liqour)
>Only ever offer him the cheap liquor from then on

>Mixing whisky and cider

banned

Long Islands are a dangerous start, though. It still blows my mind that all of those liquors combined manage to cancel out all of their respective tastes.

Get one of them homo cocktails.

Find a new roommate

toblerone

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Why dont you have whiskey stones?

Both of you need to be purged