Doomsday Clock Primer VII: Justice League VS Suicide Squad

Good morning Sup Forums. Getting some work in early today.

Change of original plans; instead of going into The Button, we're taking a detour to the first event of the Rebirth line. A fair quality crossover, with the return of a number of forgotten characters (and definitely taking place before Superman Reborn)

Time for Justice League VS Suicide Squad.

Previous Threads:
>Watchmen:
>Flashpoint
>DC Universe Rebirth
>Titans Rebirth
>Superman: Rebirth/Path of Doom:
>Detective Comics: Rise of the Batmen
>Hal Jordan & The Green Lantern Corps: Quest for Hope

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>Justice League vs Movie Synergy.
Just when I thought Marvel was the only one that could go that low.
Is the Justice League part at least good?

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It's a fun small crossover, user.

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>Justice vs Suicide
>League Squad

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League Squad sounds like an actual team name

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I’m sorry, but who the hell are half of these people?
I only recognize Polaris and Lobo.

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>Professor Xavier is a Jerk!

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Emerald Empress is one of the Legion Of Super-Heroes foes, and a member of the Fatal Five.
Johnny Sorrow was an enemy of the Justice Society that was featured prominently in JSA/JLA Virtue And Vice, and Johns' JSA run.
I don't know who the flaming sword guy is, and I feel like this was his first appearance, though I could be wrong.
Max Lord is the former benefactor of the Justice League in the International days, and also was in charge of Checkmate. The OMAC incident prior to Infinite Crisis was on him. Also, one of the most unliked heel-turns in comic history, due to the way it was done. If you don't know, I won't spoil it.

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It's still utterly fucking ridiculous that they matched up Harley against Diana. In fairness, it wasn't much of a fight, but still.

Oh, and then the whole insanity granting immunity to cosmic horror shit. Bad enough that cosmic horrors have that retarded "cannot look at them or you'll die" thing, but don't double down on the stupid by making crazies immune. Fuck off.

I mean... they're all quite clearly labeled.

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Now you got me curious with that last part.
What comic should I read for that? Infinite Crisis?

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>It’s too thick to see
Well, hello there new reaction image

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Brilliant, Harley.
Toss a motorcycle at the one person in the JL that can take Superman on and still get out with only a few scratches.
I’m sure that’s gonna work wonders.

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Okay, I take back what I said about this being awful. This is actually pretty funny. Harley, you're fuckin' dumb. Even Diana is losing her patience with this idiot.

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What are those fucking helmets supposed to do to contain the Lanterns?
Did they take away their rings too?

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>800 gigs of Tentacle Porn
Jesus fucking christ, man.

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