How the fuck did Madam Hydra even manage to find a stud like that?

How the fuck did Madam Hydra even manage to find a stud like that?

What's the point in reaching the pinnacle of a world-class terrorist organization if you can't sexually harass the occasional minion?

Hail Hydra! Deflate one boner and two more will grow in its place!

Still can't believe Madam Hydra was outed with that sexual harassment allegation.

But she got a promotion instead of resigning, and Hank had to wear some short shorts for a day.

Well I mean she's a nazi snake woman, I don't get why everyone was surprised.

>inb4 hurr durr Hydra aren't real Nazis

If they walk like Nazis, talk like Nazis, and use nazi imagery, then they're fucking Nazis.

They're as much of Nazis as the Empire is. Which is to say, only in aesthetic.

You can't sexually harass boys, dummies.

if anything, they're extra-evil nazis, since they salute with both arms

>Only in aesthetic
>Highly militaristic with a paranoid senile leader who routinely purges the high command of malcontents and those he believes will try to usurp them
>Almost cripples their economy on superweapons that either don't work or has a crippling design flaw
>Only allows humans to serve in the military, canonically xenophobic against all other races in both the old and new continuity, with the only exception being Grand Admiral Thrawn

The Empire are space nazis, user.

I don't remember Viper doing anything that would make her a Nazi. She was always just a crazy as fuck nihilist in the Cap comics I've read with her.

It would be more correct to say that Hydra is as much Nazis as the Hitler Youth were -- in that they were literally participants in and advocates of the National Socialist movement in early 20th century German .

So Strucker is not their leader but their head of Aesthetic?

Shut up, Madam Hydra. Hank had a wife dammit, you didn't have to force him to watch you take a shower, but you did. What's next, Dave from accounting? He has arthritis, bet you're into that too, you sick fuck.

does anyone wish the artist drew the fuck scenes after this?

Don't bring up Dave, man. He's gone through enough.

>Dave from accounting

... but I am Dave from accounting.

Shit....Sorry, man. It's only stage two, right? I heard Wakanda has a cure, I'm sure the UN will manage to edge them into letting everyone in on it.

anymore comics like this?

I -- are you confusing me with Bill?

Depends, which one of you wears the green and yellow outfit again?

Bill. He got transferred in from the henching division after, you know, the diagnosis so that he could keep his health benefits while working a desk job. I mean, he's a nice guy and it was a real sweet thing for Madame Hydra to do, but he's not even certified. He really just helps us out with secretarial stuff.

C'mon, we both know why Madam Hydra gave him the promotion. It may be eating him away, but the curves are still there. Still, poor guy. Just try and make him feel welcome before, well....Wakanda's never going to give anyone anything.

So is there some context where he accidently got pheremones spilled on him or she got hit with some cupid ray or something, or is Madame Hydra just surrounded by perfect bodies in spandex all the time and she's just got some weird tastes now as to what's exotic and stands out?

Fucking Wakanda, always trying to keep the white man down. I bet they manufactured cancer just for us. They keep bragging they got the fucking cure, yet none of the rest of us do, gee I wonder how that fucking came about.

Pretty sure it's a fetish thing. Is that even a thing? Fetish for balding, over weight, middle aged men?

Real talk: women love dad bods.

Yeah, and when we invade them suddenly /we're/ the bad guys. What the fuck? Sorry that we can't all be hippies without affordable jobs. I bet Tony Stark covers for Black Panther's jerk off ass too.

This sounds like a shitpost.

It's not.

>tfw you'll never be sexually harassed by a hot female villain
Why even live

So Madam Hydra is the female version of Glenn Quagmire?

Namor didn't kill enough of the fucks. I mean, he's a retarded fishman and the only good atlantean is a dead one no matter which color they are, but at least he had one right idea.