You ask Wendy Testaburger to the prom and then see this. What do you do?

You ask Wendy Testaburger to the prom and then see this. What do you do?

Wonder why i'm asking an elementary school kid out to a prom when i'm 22.

barf on her

>What do you do?
I take Wendy to the prom.

I sing an inspiring song and then I take Wendy to the prom.

>Token: Rich so he'll take you on expensive dates, and pretty levelheaded compared to the other boys in the town
>Gregory: Witty, has high ambitions, and great singing voice
What does Stan have that can appeal to girls?

I shoot some hoops, and then I take Wendy to the prom and sing a duet with her.

he has one of the biggest heights in school

Wait, am I Stan looking into a mirror or is Stan looking through a window at me?

Realise you're Clyde and about to get your ass kicked, and run?

Vomit. It probably takes a bit of coaxing these days but she can still get him there. That and he's crazy loyal for a popular kid that age.

Transfer to another school with my 4.0 grade point average

Butters thinks Clyde could deal with Stan. He put $100 on it. And Stan left him alone after that, so yeah, money well spent.

Meant to quote:

>trusting Butters "lets Cartman put shit on his mouth" Stotch as to which kid in SP is stronger than the other

I trust results.

I get rejected by Wendy and call her a slut, but then I make fun of Stan for getting jealous. Mission accomplished.

>Red
>Wendy
>Nichole

Why is Token such an alpha?

Rich, nice, confident, rich, good looking and stands out in a crowd, rich.

Token was great in Christian Rock Hard

from tigrin and probably old but eh

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Old but still good

can you ask me to prom then?

Are you a grill?

I am. q~q Need a qt

ew

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Did you want a trap?

tits or gtfo

no just a cute boy

I change my mind and ask him out instead.

Stan is a logical thinker who tries to keep his neurotic thoughts from effecting his life unlike kyle or cartman. Hes also got an A type personality and is able to get what he wants no matter the odds. Layer that on top of his compassion and charisma and its no surpuse why hes the main boy on southpark.

This is a clean christan board user.
I can be whatever gender you want bby

liar!

traps/trannies/girls have the estrogen that gives them mental issues, I need one thats free and clear

Only periods give females mental issues. boipussy doesn't bleed like the vile female.

nah sonny, its the estrogen
makes them all unstable and emotional, sure it works on cuties like tweek but thats only when its natural

Why is Seaman part of the super best friends again? He's not a worshiped individual.

Sorry, Stan.
I'm not a faggot, so stop staring at me.

Nepotism - his father was a Poseidon, after all.

Because everybody loves Semen.

>what do?

Take Wendy to the prom and give her the best time of her life so far. Nothing more, though, because I find Butter's mum way hotter than Wendy.

>wink at stan
>tell wendy we should skip prom and head somewhere more sophisticated
>take her to bennigans
>listen to her stupid motherfucking problems and nod my head
>slip some moxy into her drink
>suddenly she begins to sweat slightly
>her eyes begin to blink rapidly and her breathing rate increases
>her conversation has trailed off and become basically incoherent
>her face becomes flushed
>no longer able to control herself, she lunges forward and begins to kiss you manically
>you quickly drag her out of the restaurant and out to the car
>she cant control herself, she NEEDS to fuck
>you give it to her as best you can, despite the pain and some blood wendy just keeps going and going orgasm after orgasm moaning at the top of her lungs
>out of the corner of your eye you see stan at the car window, a single tear falling from his eye, but you pay him no mind as your concentration is needed elsewhere
whew. i say thats what stan gets for tossing snowballs at my car

>whew. i say thats what stan gets for tossing snowballs at my car

Fucking lost it

is phone destroyer offline or is it just me?

You need a Water guy man.

I'd let her peg me.

^ This guy gets it, literally

I just want to live the dream, user.

Offline.

New event coming up for Mystics for Black Friday.

Any news of discounts to cash or card packs in black friday? I need materials and need them bad.

I just got back online tho

Give him a look back. Not a smug look, or a guilty one. Just a look. Before walking away.

You can live the dream, user'. I believe in you.

I mean I'm not a big fan of pegging, myself, but I hope you'll find your own pegging-loving girlfriend someday.

Their servers are generally shit, but even their Forums are offline at the moment.

No news on discounts, but they will be doing an event where they give out Imp Tweek and Pastor Craig, as well as an outfit with card packs.

This. Wendy discovers that Stan is the only boy that can satisfy her barf fetish

YES!
just beat amazingly randy

im the fucking rat king now

She picks Butters since he's top percentile

Butters is a big boy

>Token isn't even the biggest.
>Cartman is the smallest out of all of them.
That Justin kid is hung for his age

Of course he's a big boy. He's in love with a black girl, he has to be up to the challenge.

I think he's up for it. He may want to brush up on his riddle game, just in case.

>File's name

[MaleOrcLaugh.avi]

I'm 28, so I take a seat right over there.

In the thumbnail i saw his shoulder as some pointy tit and it was hot

Make babies while Stan is watching

So, where did Butters pick up his Southern accent? Neither of his parents have it. And he doesn't hang out with anyone who talks like him.

TV

Make this face at him.

Invite Stan along. Make it a three way at the prom where I make both of them dance with me and we have a sex in the stalls

>Kenny scared Cartman in the Mysterion episodes
>Kyle scared Cartman in Doubling Down
Why hasn't Stan intimidated Cartman yet?

Did not almost shooting him with an elephant gun count?

Question what the fuck is wrong with Stan if he is still that young.

Plenty of people worship Seaman.

>no Scott

No doubt because it was too big to fit on that poster

MASTER PLAN