Make hotel transylvania sequel where the characters will pretty much orbit around a pool

>Make hotel transylvania sequel where the characters will pretty much orbit around a pool
>They don't give mavis a bikini, or even an appealing one piece swimsuit, they give her a mommy swinsuit that covers her legs

What is even the point?

>she is a mom
>gets mommy swimsuit
WoooW

She looks fine, I just hope she actually has a major role again. HT2 was a letdown.

Why couldn't she get a mommy thong?

>What is even the point?

The point is to find the sweet spot between their target audience (kids/families) and the periphery demographic of perverts.

Doesn't her age put her date of birth sometime in the 1910's or 1920's? She's wearing period appropriate clothing.

Shes in her mid to late 120s.
Who the fuck wears a sexy swimsuit at that age

>The point is to find the sweet spot between their target audience (kids/families) and the periphery demographic of perverts.
And they did the later for giving her a burkini ?

It's a decently revealing suit jesus christ user.
Hell she's wearing clothing from past that point really.

You have much to learn.
Form fitting swimsuits that hug and enhance every curve while highlighting thighs and hips is far superior than just exposing as much bare skin as possible.
Plus horizontal lines gives that early 90s goth feel while accentuating bust lines.

In other words, it is made for next level perverts

>And they did the later for giving her a burkini ?

You're one of those people that can't get aroused by any amount of tit unless a nipple is exposed, aren't you.

Note punctuation. That's not a question.

You think jonathan would ever prank his wife by giving her a water soluble swimsuit?

Immortals who are physically young and attractive

Transylvania is located within Europe.
There is only one appropriate european swimsuit nowadays.

>why didn't this children's film try to cater to me sexually

Shut up and let me be a manchild

Well at least most European women can fit into swimsuits

Idk europeans are big fans of skinny dipping, maybe mavis is into that?

That looks like a one piece and shorts.

>We could have gotten bikini mavis

>that covers her legs
you can literally see like 98% of her legs

I'm pretty sure it's haram as fuck.

>she's mom
Aren't vampires dead? How can a dead give birth to something other than larvas?

>naked ankle
brb preparing stones

My mom wore a bikini with side-tie panties until she was like 40. She had the body for it, and so does Mavis.

Quran forbids to cover ankles though. They do unironically hem the pants if they are too long.

magic

They're undead. Can't give birth to living things but giving birth to undead thing is fine depending on the specific curse.

I'd like to show you my stick collection.

Adam Sandler is the antichrist and his daughter can do the fuck she wants.

But the Drakula impaled christians not the turks. He was a secretly turkic agent, that's why they ignored his realm.

Reminder that she got knocked up by this nerd.

by the cartoonish version of Mark Zuckerberg, and he's not quite a human as we all know.

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That fucking Zing song makes me want to smash the fuckin screen

>"how old is he meant to be?"
>google it
>characters having children before 30/35 in any media in CURRENT YEAR
I don't know but I was actually surprised by this

at least we'll see dem feet.

>implying I don't purposely warp the words of the Prophet for them to suit my own goals
you gettin stoned first

Everything about these movies will never not be a huge disappointment to me. CGI and Adam killed creativity.

pics?

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Also.

It could have been fantastic without Adam and 2D. Truly the worst universe.

>describing your own mom in a sexy way
Disgusting

Bottom right looks like she's from Angela Anaconda.

Terrifying.

So, may I ask - what about this Sandler-rant? I mean, did he just manage to put his self-insert with Gendy design character, or is it something bigger and worse? I'm curious.

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From what I understand and have heard from these threads over the past few years is that the design for Dracula was meant to be very different, as you've seen in the concept art, but Adam bitched or some shit and wanted Drac to look more like him, and so now he does.

Not to mention Sandler as Dracula? worst casting choice fucking ever.

This guy gets it.

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This art is just depressing me further lads.

>You can't show your ankles
>but you gotta show your ankles

What the fuck even is Islam?

Wrong, it's a more typical tale than that.

Dracula was Dracula. Adam got cast. Sony execs wanted Dracula to become more Adam cuz Adam is a celeb. So Dracula became Adam.

>find out monster are real
>First thing he does is try to fuck them
Truly /our/ guy

Something even Muslims can't seem to understand.

I don't know if I feel more relieved or annoyed about that. Either way it's fucking shitty.

With enough amount time and patience the fans may recreate this story in another way. It's a dim hope, but a hope nevertheless.

Wait so the original script was different?

In the original Johnny was a descendant of Van Helsing that falls in love with Mavis, we don't know the rest of the plot

Was it more serious? Did we get mavis fanservice in that one?

I heard something about the restaraunt-thing, but it may be just a rumor. The main thing is yes - it was different.

>In the original Johnny was a descendant of Van Helsing that falls in love with Mavis

And here I was thinking the whole Dracula thing and the posting of concept art was as low as I could feel about the movies. HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO FUCK UP THIS HARD?

Real talk: why does Buscemi still do Sandler projects? Buscemi is actually recognised as a good actor. Are they just really good friends? I can't imagine Buscemi being desperate for work.

Thats literally all we know, but they said they're bringing this back with Drac love interest, instead of trying to give some development to Johnny

The ones with the red sashes are smooth as fuck

From what I hear Sandler kind of muscled out Genndy and took control of the project because of his massive ego and influence.

I hate Adam Sandler so goddamn much

A joyriding.

user's mom has got it going on

>be a vampire
>literally get burned by the sun
>have swimsuit that covers most of your body
Why is this an issue? You sad you don't have any canon wank material?

The Todd respects hot, regardless of blood relation.

I'm okay with this as long as it means she skinny dips at night

a religion best suited to people stuck in a desert not able to get out.

>not being such a degenerate that any change in outfit is enough for you to fap.

this

inspiration to us all

>what OP wanted

>Thats literally all we know, but they said they're bringing this back with Drac love interest, instead of trying to give some development to Johnny

Dear lord. This looks awful even for taco porn comics values.

This guy knows the score.

My hundreds of busted nuts over JAB comics say otherwise

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>In other words, it is made for next level perverts

> they give her a mommy swimsuit that covers her legs
>legs clearly visible
What did he mean by this?

>tfw you had an embarrassingly oversexed single mom who insisted on skimpy bikinis for every beach/pool outing

>But the Drakula impaled christians not the turks.
wat

Yeah pretty much

She's effectivly like 25.

Mavises dad killed muslims and doesn't afraid of anything. He would never let her wear muslim clothing.

Aaaaaaayyyyyyy

Go back to /y/

I'm pretty sure can't show your ankles is a meme.

Yeah it's unusual.

Indeed, you would think a vampire would wear something like pic related

This was me. Plus my parents were swingers. Its great when they meet the parents of your friends and they invite them over for wine and hot tubbing. Even better when you have friends over and your mom "accidentally" flashes them for the 10th time.

oh my goodness.

Ever seen Baywatch? Alexandria Daddario in an unflattering jacket-swimsuit and doesn't show anything. Hot movies aren't allowed anymore.

Most likely

The only female I care about in this series is a werewolf.

>implying those other designs would've translated to 3D

>he can’t appreciate anything but Slutwear string abominations

Outta here boy

This guy gets it