WHEN ARE THE RESULTS?

What time EST are the results coming?

AAAH THE ANTECIPATION IS KILLING ME
I'M SO FUCKING ANXIOUS

>be tomorrow
>wake up
>trump won
>celebrate
or
>trump lost
>sleep again

It depends. If Pennsylvania and Florida are decisive one way or the other we may know by 8pm

>not sleep forever if trump loses

...

>be tomorrow

this is not accurate

If he wins im lighting a cigar and buying whiskey from the bet winnings.
If he looses, fuck.

This,

I'd like to know the time so I can have a nap now and get up say at 4 or 5 am to see who wins

>be tomorrow
>wake up
>trump won
>drink because no one else liked the result
or
>be tomorrow
>wake up
>trump lost
>drink

Y-you guys... I can't take it anymore....
I just busted out in tears when I saw he was ahead in pennsylvania.

P-please send help; I'm going to bawl my eyes out either way & my coworkers will know I'm an autist.

Florida closed its polls at 9, not sure about pa

He's currently loosing in FL, OH and IA tho

>Be tomorrow
>Wake up
>Have my morning tendies and my morning blowie joey (saved up GBP
>Poop in my poop jug
>Masturbate to MLP
>Go back to sleep
>tfw forgot to look up the election, too busy installing Minecraft sex mods

6

>either way

First polls I believe close at 7 PM so will start getting results after them

>loosing

hows the weather?

It's fucking weird.
If I stay up I will miss the post election shitposting.
If I sleep I'll miss the shitposting now.
Lose lose situation desu.

Losing*

I do not believe they can report the numbers until all the polls close which will be 10PM CST
At least that used to be a law

So we won't start seeing results until the polls close?
Well shit, it sucks that it doesn't work like the primaries but I guess it's for the better.

R A R E
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Is this your first day on here?

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Yes.

On a more serious note though; are there no exit polls yet? Not familiar with American elections and it seems I'm failing to find any.

Thank you.

More like
>trump lost
>hide in bomb shelter for 4 years

First time on Sup Forums? That flag isn't rare....

not rare, you retard

> Trump lost

Troubled feels for weeks to come

Stop derailing this thread, please.

R A R E
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This is rare for you

Thanks, Indonesia.

can any of you worthless faggots actually answer to the op?

fucking 9gag tier autists

You want a real rare?

kek

A-are you me?

You just know those don't count

i would estimate about 10 hours from now

>Masturbate to MLP
My nigga

>tfw all my roommates hate me for being MAGA
>tfw we're all going to get drunk tonight because they also hate Hillary

It's going to be a sad, drunk night no matter who wins.

/life

10:00 PM - 12:00 AM EST

You can go to sleep, Serbia. This is the US and they have 2 problems: different times and they are slow as fuck. Don't even expect them early in the morning.

Don't wait for the results, please feel free to hide yourself now

>trump losing Ohio
If that happens the election is confirmed rigged

Guys, I can't focus at work at all. The suspense is killing me.

I took the day off

Hillary's going to take all of the contested swing states and it'll be called around 11pm EST.

That's not a rare, this is a rare

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they dont count votes till polls close in like 9 hours. so theres no possible way he could be "losing" if they havent counted anything.

shoo shoo

>topeka
>rare

How much did you bet?

>topeka
Kek, I meant tokelau

It's already been decided. It just a traditional formality to wait until Midnight to announce the results.

Makes people think standing in line was worth it

More like
>if trump loses
>can't wake up in the morning

If a republican can't win now then they will never win again.

Trump is the closest thing we can get to a bipartisan candidate.

>If that happens the election is confirmed rigged
Any result that isn't exactly what I want is illegitimate, typical dumb lazy whites

who won?

Either way i loose a little.

>Trump lost
Smug leftists will drown out media for months.

>Trump wins
Butthurt leftists will drown out media for weeks.

>Smug leftists will drown out media for months.
I plan on gloating for at least a year.
How did you guys get this so wrong??

RARE
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9-10 the retards calling it will start to be pretty damn accurate.

Tomorrow if it's close enough that people call for recounts.

No results can be announced until Polls have closed in California.

Trump vote will surge after 5pm because we actually have jobs

1000din
kvota 2.5

If trump manages to wins this i will buy my male cockatiel a female. If he loses, he will stay a beta virgin for 4 more months.

FIRST RESULTS:

7PM IN BURGERLAND

1AM IN CENTRAL EUROPE

23:00 za istocne drzave 02:00 za zapadne

11pm EST, when the West Coast closes, you should know who will be president unless it is extremely close and we need to count Alaska.

7PM in which timezone? America is p. big.

PA polls close at 8 est

est of course

Shouldn't Guam results or those other irrelevant territories be out already?

>implying Sup Forums ever backs the winner

5 am here according to our (((media)))

:(

Depends. If it's a blowout we could know by 9. If it's close we might not know for sure until tomorrow morning.

GMT, please.

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>est
>"of course"

Implying anything other than CST Master Race is even worth considering

>implying it is

:o) me too

>CST states
>mattering
heh

he is just autistposting

isn't a major part of tokelau's economy based on hosting servers? not that rare if so

>we actually have jobs
>posting on Sup Forums

please pick just one.

EST = burgerland
CET = central europe, see map

1. FIRST RESULTS

EST 7pm
CET 01:00

2. HILLARY COULD WIN

EST 9pm
CET 03:00

3. TRUMP COULD WIN

EST 10pm
CET 04:00

4. If unknown at this point, it will stay unknown for some time ...

>Trump wins
>Be happy we've averted ww3 and get drunk
Or
>Clinton wins
>realize that I'm going to die in nuclear hellfire and get drunk

I fixed your map.

Jesus, sorry about that compression.

Been saying this for a few years now

>Burger asking Commie about american things

>Trump loses
>Never wake up

...

You meant
>trump lost
>die in sleep

sage