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This hunk of rusted shit appears on the horizon on your shoreline

What do you do?

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Call EPA

Swim out with my skateboard and session.

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This

let it pass

Refuse fuel

That is a very attractive carrier. I wish I could live on it.

That's one nervous doggo

Wait for all the gas to leak out of the rusted/barnacle ridden haul.

Use nearby warships to sink it on principal, stupid fucking ramp.

Let's bring back honesty and end corruption
in our Canadian government. #RakeTheLeaves
WE KNOW BETTER, WE KNOW THE FACTS.
WE ARE AWAKE! END EVIL WORLD WIDE!
#DrainTheSwamp
#RakeTheLeaves

These must be refugees. Send rescue ships!

You do nothing

Get naked and dance in front of it.

Salute towards it with honor.

hope they are going to sweden

That dog has seen some shit.

A FUCKING RAMP

Fucking slavic coalburners

Wonder how the fuck it didn't get beached in our city's 10m deep river.

It looks like a THPS2 level.

we send them home because these are not real refugees, only africans and syrians are allowed to cross our borders freely.

People still think naval warfare is a thing, those ships are cave men killers.

Send in pic related to sink it.

Jokes on you we are landlocked

Meh.
Engage it with Iranian-like fishermen boats.

Tell it to go away. We dont need no trash baricade in our domestic waters.

That's not a ramp
It's a freedom boner as it's about to launch waves of death and destruction upon kebab.

Unlike the American carriers which is fluffing the kebabs

Cry

Russians aren't slavs.

Why do you keep firetrucks on your carriers Ivan?

Hope that it parks near some Greenpeace HQ building.
I'd love to see the butthurt that ensues from it.

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cry of shame

>It is now trapped in the Balaton.

Laugh my ass off.

Because we are trying to drown USA by polluting air and melting the ice caps :^)

Send in a platoon of Marines to capture it.

Use it for a false flag operation later on.

Let them in with open arms
Free fuel
And a few f22s to knock out Isis

>sail safe ramper!

KEBAB REMOVAL AND PLENTIFUL FUEL WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY "THANK YOU BASED MOBILE VOLCANO"

What the hell, didn't the soviets put nuclear engines into almost anything?

What does this thing run on? Coal?

Vodka

Still worth hundreds of Clitoral Combat Ships

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Piss ourselves with fear
cry
beg australia to loan us a boat,
pay them double.

Call to help from england
reconsider rescinding the nuclear weapons ban on america

dig a hole
win because they were dumb enough to invade a democratic nation

democracy is more powerful than NewZealand desu

Scream:
>"burn the coal pay the toal"
And afterwards
Shitpost on Sup Forums about how discussed Im when I see a coalburner

Help them to refuel in Melilla

Laugh

you do realize it has nuclear weapons on it... Why is its slower speed a problem when it can vaporize nations?

> Chink boat people from the second mainland.

FUCK OFF
WE'RE FULL!

They'd need more fuel before an attack, so we would just close the gas pumps and they'd be stuck.

>not arming the sheep catapults and summoning the Hobbit Militias

m8

tfw no good games with carriers

Have sex with her mental model

Dress up as Joseph Stalin and swim out to its bow while screaming the Russian national anthem.

which one?

Its old now (havent seen battlefield one, but hopeful), but battlefield 1942 was great.

Different weapons, voices, TEAM COMS and language packs for ALL the nations,

including japan, america, germany, england, france, italy, CANADA (a fucking leaf) and russia,
in a class based shooter
(grunt, engineer, medic, special forces)
that let you drive (and gun from) motorcycles,
trench guns, troop transports, tanks, artillery, fixed guns, fighters, submarines, aircraft carriers, cars (beep beep!) , vans, and more.

Is that what you were looking for? I only uninstalled it because punkbuster was kernal level infiltration (and still resides after uninstall. Fuck you EA. Fuck you pricks)

and although EA suck dicks, I'm still hopeful about the new game...

Run on the booster pads and to the ring dash at the end.

Battfield 1 plays well, and the graphics are great. Hopefully these cucks at EA will add a few colonial Africa maps so it can justify the darkies in game

I heard you guys like PUTPUTPUT's

Instead of increasing the cost of planes 20% with folding wings, why not just make each parking spot tilted 10-20 degrees?

World of warships looks great and it plays ok for a little light gaming.
Which is all anyone should be doing here.

>Jokes on you we are landlocked
Cucks. Montenegro is the memiest non-country in the world.

A FUCKING RAMP

Commit suicide because this ship alone could destroy the entire Brazilian navy and airforce.

Equip my horse with water skis and charge

Skip rocks at it to sink it

To people making fun of Kuzya: chinks are planning to build dozens of them and put end to US navy supremacy

Are they planning to sink our Pacific fleet by having it laugh to depth?

This is all false propaganda, Russia doesn't need puny aircraft carriers when we have the biggest battleship in the world

>Pic related

pls no bully

Battlecruiser faggot.
It's not a battleship

>dozens of hunks of shit
>end of U.S naval superiority

Kek. Have fun playing catch up. You'll be lucky to have the ability to protect your own borders but no country will every dominate the sea, therefore the world like us.

Scream because our co2 emissions won't meet targets this year

Your pacific fleet is about the same old junk as kuzya. You have to rebuild your entire aircraft carrier force from scratch in next decades. While chinks have like 100x of US shipyards output.

underrated polska shitposter are underrated

the correct answer.

Laugh like when is see the FUCKING RAMP of the british in the north sea

>German flag
>we

shut your fucking face, you fuckin sausage emigre diaspora cuck

A CUTE

How frustrating is it being American, having the ost powerful navy the world has ever seen and yet because of social media and public freedoms and knowledge you can't build an old fashioned Empire, instead settling for attempts at installing puppet states which is nowhere near as close as a real Empire.

its okay Ivan i still love you bby.

it looked nice when it was all cleaned

It is beyond enraging to be honest.

drop a giant cork in the chimney

watch the crew suffocate

Aircraft Carriers are a massive waste of money and power.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002

let's be nice to him

youtube.com/watch?v=cFdgjYoBMIg

No way they'd waste so much money on an obsolete design. They bought that shitty old russian husk to build experience so they can build their own carriers. Not ancient slavshit.

Пocмoтpитe нa мeня, я кaпитaн ceйчac!

Whip out cock, torpedo that motherfucker right in the ass. Hundreds of semen drown.

blame globalist for melted ice caps causing my landlocked country to have shore

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habakkuk

Does it matter as long as it works?

We all know you'll surrender baguette.

who cares about "obsolete" designs when they can pump out hundreds of them and simply swarm all resistance

What if they've been purposely meming pics of these old gas-burning, delapidated carriers to make us all think the Russian navy is a joke? What if there are dozens of nuke-carrying subs in the oceans around the world?

Empire would ruin our constitutional republic even faster than our pseudo empire is ruining us.

Wonder how the fuck that got into hungary

kek

who's doing work atm, definitely not the land of emus

whats up with the smoke

Building container ships and tankers is very different from building military ships.

And no, building a shitty carrier is just a waste of money. They're not going to use the russian design. They'll want something better. Remember that they need support ships and planes for each carrier.