RWBY/RT General #1299: Suit Edition

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Previous thread:

>Women with suits on
I will never understand this fetish

My wife Blake is so cute.

At least it's not feet

Nora a shit

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What if your waifu was sent to assassinate you but she wanted to be your friend instead

>can't even fuck Jaune on her own

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I would question reality if my waifu was near me.

That's kinda how most fetishes work; if you truly understood it then it'd be your fetish

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does it have to be a fetish though? Can't people just think it looks nice

Weiss is nice!

fuck you faggot

I'm mostly into it for the mafia aesthetic.

WEISS IS SMALL

I want to worship Salem's legs

She will grow like Winter

Weiss has nice legs too

If I monkey's paw Freezerburn, what horrible consequence would happen?

>She'll get plastic surgery like Winter
ftfy

I like Jaune because he suffers well. I hope they pile it on before he earns his happy end. Or a miserable death, whichever comes first.

Winter is definitely real. There was some bounce during the Qrow fight

>you will never get a hug from your waifu

He really needs to suffer to grow strong.

or heroic death worthy of a proud warrior, or even the king. dying with smile on his face

This is true pain.

Whar are Weiss hugs like

High quality Atlas implants.

That can't be helped, poser is just like that

Jaune has barely suffered. Losing your love interest is like the tip of the iceberg of true suffering. It's like you Jaunefags think his suffering is on par with Guts or some shit.

I praise the mooncow!

I really hope they utilize Tai in the story at some point. How strong is he? Does he use some sort of gauntlet like Yang or is pure fists? Based off his training with Yang, I hope he's a more defensive fighter.

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we WANT him to suffer like guts, NOT claiming that he IS suffering like guts

They are sincere and complete because of her size.
Natural growth!

My compatriot

remnant needs one drop pod filled with them

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praise them

>You will never be Winter's pet
>You will never dutifully follow her everywhere on a leash
>You will never stand at attention by her side at meetings
>You will never lick her pussy during strenuous phone calls that stretch on forever
>You will never sleep with her in bed
>She will never reward your obedience and propriety with deep, long gulps of her milk
I'm too drunk to be this sad

>Boruto's Dad the only one that's actually managed to smash
What did they mean by this?

it's just petty

>Your waifu will never initiate a kiss with you.

Well Raven didn't abort Yang so I think it's safe to say he was at least on par with her.

Well firstly he's gonna have to get a better voice and stop being such a faggot if he's gonna be anywhere near Guts.

Arkos is best ship!

This isn't /trash/, user.

That's retarded.

miles is shitty writter but he's half decent VA

Damn, why bother living?

Jaune likes small boobs.

>defensive fighter
>great against human opponents, subpar against Grimm
>rarely ever gets sent on Oz missions post-graduation because they either focus on Grimm extermination (Summer's specialty) or intel collection/stealth (Branwen specialty)

>we WANT him to suffer like guts
I don't want this.

>Implying a man can like big AND small
Weak

by we i ment jaunefags

Better than most of the main characters

To be fair we want him to suffer enough, but not Guts-Tier suffering. Only enough to gain his happy ending the hard way

He likes small.

How many rounds would you last?

I don't think any suffering M&K could dish out could ever put him in the same ballpark as even pre-Golden Age Guts

No you mean self insert fags.

I don't want him to suffer because I like him as he is.

Small, bony and chilly but extremely genuine.

>women in business suits
Oh my yes. Something about this just feels correct.

Deku still has a chance to get some, but the Jaune bit is just pure wish fulfillment

Why would self-insert fags want him to suffer?

how would they fare in remnant?

I could beat Raven in a fight

They want the glory of living through something terrible and coming out bigger and grander than they were before

You couldn't beat one of her bandit friends

all, by exposing my erect member and spining around recyting legend of gilgamesh in summerian

Witch Pyrrha best Pyrrha
Also Moria is best support

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self-insert is when character is strongest from the start. also fyi monty designed jaune

>self-insert is when character is strongest from the start
That's wrong.

I don't think Raven is in any position to complain about disappointing people

so character shouldn't be sympathetic and instead be repulsive as shitty kitty

Self inserts want to live out a story more interesting than their own lives. This could be a number of things, being powerful and unstoppable from the start is easiest to pinpoint as self insert fantasy, but living through something terrible, fighting back and coming out on top is another popular fantasy.

we all watch/read/play to escape our depressing lives you dimwit

>shitty kitty
>Jaunefag can't deal with his self-insert being shit on so he tries to deflect it onto another character.
The absolute state of Jaunefags.

rwby need more slavs, and may doesn't count

Yes, inserting oneself into fantasy is quite common.
It makes it especially obvious when someone is using a character to live out the fantasy.

Who is the Tom Brady of Remnant?

are you that fucking braindead? blake is the worst character designed to pander to tumblr crowd. and tumblr crowd is always worse

>Ruby is a self insert

>Jaune is a self insert

>Blake is a self insert

>Neptune is a self insert

by this general's logic is there anyone in this show that isn't a self insert?

>underhanded but insanely powerful character with a single crippling weakness
Not coming up with anything.

>MUH TUMBLR BOOGIEMAN
>MUH SHITTY KITTY MEME
Why are Jaunefags so goddamn embarrassing?

Yes, Ruby is actually Montys self insert of his fantasy living as a cute anime girl.

Nadir

>designed to pander to tumblr crowd

>not brown
>not plus sized
>hair is long
>hair is single natural shade
>only shown attraction to men

For the first time this volume I'm genuinely excited for the next episode. I can't wait to see all the characters interact with each other again. Just kidding it'll be another Blake episode that'll end up with Cinder heading to the bandits.

What are you gay?

personally i prefer nudists

I certainly hope we see more of the villains next episode, I want to see Tyrian already

>Blake episode

>>Blake episode