How accurate is this?

How accurate is this?

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I miss the Cartoon Network that cared enough about animation to show stuff like this.

When Canadian animation was kino. Now it's all fucking Johnny Test seasons.

>what kind of jobs have you had?
>have you had?
>HAVE YOU HAD
>HAVE
>YOU
>HAD

>quit my first job
>haven't worked in like five years now

Fuck you OP, this is enraging to watch.

>24 year old NEET
>trying to get my shit together
>not even qualified for entry level positions

It's clear a good amount of work went into the animation, but it just kind of feels like someone is aping the Looney Tunes style with less talent.

Huh. You know, I'd just seen this for the first time like last week

Here's another Canadian animation I like

youtube.com/watch?v=zmCxNlKxrz0

This really makes me wish that Clampett had stayed active into the rock & roll era.

Remembering how shitty unemployment can be makes it easier working 60 hour weeks as grad student/TA

Why exactly did Square decide that his sole crewmembers for this long, dangerous, isolated journey be his dog and his 8-year old granddaughter?

>that ending

IT ISN'T FUCKING FAIR

>entry level positions
I always see this shit. These "entry level" positions are provided based on the experience you should have through education, specifically by interning during the course of your education in whatever field you're trying to get into, hence the "3-5 years experience" needed for a fucking entry level position.

It's fucked, I know, but on the job training is quickly becoming a myth. The closest you'll get to it is by getting an apprenticeship in a trade, and even that has red tape.

Otherwise, go to a trade school, get educated somehow, because we are FUCKED without it.

user, it may be the only chance you have.

I got into carpentry with my father's help. My brother became a doorman with his father-in-law's help. My brother-in-law got into an accounting internship with his father's help. But in the end WE had to work hard to prove our value and KEEP our jobs.

Everybody needs help, and there is no shame in asking a parent to help you get your foot in the door. But be ready to give it your all.

Nepotism can only go so far.

You don't understand, my parents are dead

Pretty much. Got my current job because my gf was a former employee.

This hits a weird spot between Disney and Fritz the Cat - I love it!

>24 year old NEET
>not getting my shit together
>have a bachelors from top 10 uni
>'working' for my dad but just manage his emails from home
>mfw going to grad school

And it's actually inspiring too.

A lot of this was oddly disturbing, but by far I laughed the most at the punchline: "Bye, Dad!"

>That ending
Fuck

>but Mary, what about the kids!?
>they're your responsibility now! I need breathing space! I have to find out who I am!

it bugs me how many women I know who are unironically that selfish.

Naturally, if you have family and friends that can get you in somewhere decent then that should be a priority. Busting your ass to get a job when you have a row of fresh hook-ups to get you started without all that bullshit, is for suckers.

I have a client that owns a print shop. He's been trying to get his son interested in the family business but his son basically just throws that golden ticket in his dad's face to text and shit all day while barely DOJ g any work. Like holy shit, I wish my dad owned a business that was already established and paid all the bills that he wanted to pass on to me. If h]anything ever happens to his dad, he's royally fucked.

Doing, not "DOJ g"

A lot of people don't realize that families are nature's corporations.

Working for someone else's business wasn't actually the norm a century ago, the only obligation like that used to be towards the government. For the most part families were big so that it'd be easier to survive, marriages had fuck all to do with love and everything to do with getting richer, and apprentices married into their boss's extended family. You're not actually supposed to have a choice as far as occupation goes, that's kinda why family names in most cultures are synonimous with the family business. If you wanted to branch out, it'd only be after handing the business to a relative, and when you came back it was more like opening a different division of the company, rather than just hitting it out on your own.

Too many people looking to work for someone else with not enough demand is bad for the economy, and compound that with the vast amounts of unpaid student debt, its no wonder countries are importing immigrants who gravitate towards family owned trade jobs and who can actually pay back their debts because of it.

>24 year old NEET
>trying to get my shit together
>made the mistake of getting too close to an online friend
>friend doesn't know I'm a NEET
>friend is a girl
>fearing every day of my life she doesn't pop the question

>how many women I know
Somehow I doubt that.

Oh yeah, because everyone only working the same job as their parents as opposed to adapting to a changing economy is sure working out great for West Virginia.

>not wanting to get married
Why?

Shut up, bitch. I tried getting a job for two years, but after they wouldnt hire me because i had no previous experiance i just quit searching. Now im trying to get into college.

Well not THAT question, silly
a far less severe, albeit compromising question

That was terrifying.

>couldn't find a job
>went to college

have fun having no options except the military

You dont unferstand. I tried finding a job at everywhere from fastfood to walmart, and even they wouldnt take me. Since i want to get into animation, i figure if i go to college ill have enough experiance to get a job in the industry

>spend a year trying to get supermarket tier jobs
>got one offer
>barely 40 hours A YEAR
>just finished my first of three years of study so I can get the aforementioned supermarket tier jobs

>he hasn't already deployed
>he doesn't know what its like to shoot a rocket at someone and turn them into quake gibs irl
>he doesn't know how comfy it is to mortar ragheads on a mountain and then go back inside to play vidya in the barracks
>he's probably a soyboy who doesn't qualify for physical
>he didn't basically sign away a couple of years to get fit, take a vacation in another country, go to school for free, and save up enough money to neet it up back as a civvie
>has never been a mercenary for kicks

>i figure if i go to college ill have enough experiance to get a job in the industry
>he doesn't know studios mostly hire freelancers and actively avoid students unless a friend recommends them
>he thinks going to school counts as experience

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET A JOB, NEVER, NEVER EVER

SHUT UP DAMNIT

>going to college to get a job
>not going to trade school in a cheap apprenticeship program
>literally just free jobs cause the whole point is they only make money back from your loan if you work it off, and companies can only legally have employees who finish the training
>isn't even hard, it isn't academics, they just train you to do a fucking job

Lie, nigger. No one actually checks references.

Well for whatever reason mo one hired me, and i tried like twenty different places

Is there a Trader Joe's near where you live?
They'll hire anyone as long as you're enthusiastic about working and the benefits are pretty damn good, you get a raise every 6 months if you're not being a jerk.
Granted it's just retail work, but it helped me take the first steps out of NEETlife

There isn't even a trader joe's in my country
Probably not even in my hemisphere

mmmmmaybe you should hit the unemployment office, hmmmmm? you're not good enough for a REAL full time job, you're gonna have to scrap by with the lowest of the lowest rung, an expendable grunt. Oh, you wanted a cushy corporate food job? that's too bad, you're gonna have to pack heavy boxes in a warehouse and use dangerous machinery for sub minimum wage working ten hour shifts inside a building on the side of the highway an hour and a half away from your house... if you even have a house. Oh, mummy and daddy letting you stay in your widdle woom? not for long, bucko, times are gonna get hard for them too, and once they can't pay for your tendies anymore, they'll demand you pay rent or kick you right out. Oh, but that's fine, you can just get an apartme- oh, what's that? no credit, cause you don't have a job? that's a shame, looks like you're going to have to live in the scummy roach motel right next to the bad part of town, eating dollar general microwave food when you can afford that luxury. Looks like you're only gonna subsist paycheck to paycheck kid. You're a real wagecuck now. Good luck getting friends or, pft, a girlfriend with your kind of income. Your only friends are gonna be the ex cons and degenerates working next to you.

tick tock.

The problem is that kind of thinking is slowly becoming less valid because massive corporations are slowly but surely destroying the ability for most family run business to thrive, this isn't the good old days where over half the town owned a small store.

>tfw bedroom stock trader

I don't even manually sell anything anymore, I just feed data from market prediction bots and get free money. Even started trading some crypto currency. I set aside a room in my house to just mine bitcoins while running a farm bot operation in WoW and runescape. The kicker? I live in a third world country, so the exchange rate makes me one of the wealthiest guys in my country's state.

I also put my money in offshore bank accounts cause fuck the fed. I've only worked for six months in my entire life and I'm 35.

Why are you such a cunt. Did i trigger you with the fact that i wanted to get a job?

Also, my main investments are in the military industrial complex, oil companies, manufactured bubble economy sectors... Did you know you can buy up a ton of a new crypto coin for basically a tenth of a cent each, drive up the price like mad, wait for it to hit peak value, and sell it all and get away scott free? Did you know you can just do that on the stock market as well? No? Cause you're a broke faggot lol, all you think about is videogames and cartoons. How much stock do you own from your favorite companies? nothing? of course not, and I bet you think buying merchandise helps them more than just letting them borrow money. I bet you don't even get dividends from your shitty wells fargo bank account's trading account, huh? bet you didn't even know banks could help you daytrade.

>b-b-b-b-but muh hard work!

expand your portfolio or expand your ass, cause that's the only moneymaker you'll have if you don't play the game. I bet you thought of an art or job portfolio when I said portfolio, huh? Get a clue, street meat.

I didn't know /biz/posters browsed Sup Forums

This short is a favorite of mine. Love the music and animation.

>Be Me
>Maintained a 3.0 average in University, was on the Honors list at my college, graduate with a B.S. In CJ.
>Try to get Job
>Employer says "You need experience"
>Mfw not even a college education isn't good enough
>Now have a job as a Provider making minimum wage, trying to save enough not to die.

I'm fucking with you and venting about my own experience. I wish you luck, cause its rough out there, and you're gonna need it

>21
>finishing my bachelors
>maintained a good GPA since community college
>going off to graduate school right after
>30k yearly stipend with health insurance depending on the program
>my one ticket out of the midwest
>my one ticket away from so many faggots I'd really love to never see again

Feels pretty good.

We're all gonna make it

>mfw people are going to fall for this and get fucked by the IRS

wew

Thanks user, shits rough but i have to get out of my dads house

Also, the animation somewhat reminds me of those animated sequences from Better off Dead and One Crazy Summer for some reason.

Shut the fuck up and give me your pink wojak collection.

The ending line really got me.

Whats it like having ex cons as friends. Whos the most fucked up person you know

but do you get bitches? if you're making ez money you better be getting bitches.

>expand your portfolio or expand your ass
got me a laugh

word of advice, get a gym membership. It really, really helps. Beware of skeevy craigslist ads full of "need partner to touch dicks but no homo" when looking for a place to rent out and live in, if you can try and get a bit of credit history just so you can pay for an apartment easily and not end up living at YMCA tier shitholes. Unemployment offices are a good start, but they're really temporary and you should be looking for other shit , call centers are always hiring, and save your damn money. Don't blow it on dumb shit just cause you have an income.

I don't talk to any of them anymore, but one of them was a really shady black dude that was fun to hang out with but ran a lot of rackets and had ptsd, got fired for ripping out a guy's nosering. Another guy was pretty chill, just some fat white dude, we talked about anime. Dude couldn't catch a break, though, they didn't let him finish his GED and he got paid less than me and the rest of the spics, even though we only ever had like five spanish calls in total over a year.
There were a lot of girls working there who had boyfriends in prison. Stay away from chicks like that.

more bitches = your income / (bullshit+time wasted on bitch shit)

money>>>>bitches, bitches can't buy you bitcoins

>tfw racked up 2k in neetbux because my crippling lack of ambition stopped me from spending on anything but the bare essentials

God dammit I already work as a stock broker, I come here to forget that shit. I bet you trade on fucking robinhood.

>Did you know you can buy up a ton of a new crypto coin for basically a tenth of a cent each, drive up the price like mad, wait for it to hit peak value, and sell it all and get away scott free? Did you know you can just do that on the stock market as well?

I need to try this the next time I play my stock market simulator game. Beautiful, Goldberg, absolutely beautiful.

>stock market simulator game
I can't tell if this is a joke or if that actually exists

If he truly has a bunch of disposable income why wouldn't he use his wealth to fuck actual porn star level females? Are you gay?

>3.0
>honors list

what kind of babby tier uni did you go to?

I should probably kill myself

>get capped at $45K a year
>clean out people's shitty pipes for the rest of your life
>a-at l-east im not one of those idiots who went to c-college
honestly both fucking suck but both are in demand, and yet aren't at the same time. the problem stems too far from just how you are educated as a worker

>literally just read web dev stuff and practice some tutorials and open source projects on github

>start making business of side clients that I make and mange sites for. Most of of it marketing

>now have enough money to subcontract out pajeets to handle functionality and just QA their work.


life's a laff m8's

University of Texas...at Brownsville , To be specific though it was: President's list, back when I had a 4.0, when I was a Freshmen-Junior, but dropped to only Dean's List when I was senior to a 3.0, mainly because I was too distracted.

>be 22 year old hikkikomori
>Never worked a day in his life
>have to constantly dance around the question of me working and keep it ambiguous
>Hide my poorfagness by pretending that im extremely cheaper than the average jew.
>assholeish friend casually spills the beans.
>felt the slight disappointment coming from my other friends whenever it gets mentioned.

So, uh, do I really need years of experience and appear knowledgeable to be a janitor or work tech support? Who would've guessed that art school is an expensive ticket to ruining your future?

>disposable income
that's the thing, people who invest money don't have disposeable income. They spend all their money on investments to get more money, so they can use that money to get even more money to invest in more money.

It's a popular misconception that companies that have billions of dollars in revenue just pocket it all, when really they're basically forced to put all of it back into the company to pay back the investors they borrowed money from to begin with, their wages, and taxes. Companies are lucky to keep even one hundredth of a fraction of the money they make. Which is usually still a lot of money, and goes to the top brass at the company as bonuses since that's literally the only pay they'll get that fiscal quarter... and then THEY have to pay taxes and put money back into their personal investments (usually they just put their stock investments into the company at a discount, so they're essentially letting the company lend money from its own executives. But any executive worth a shit has a diverse portfolio of stocks) and whatever is left is splurged on high society shit because executives are absolute madmen who are one bad day from going postal due to competition stress.

case in point:

youtube.com/watch?v=GZCmWkQuyPc

>do I really need years of experience
bro

>Work for my mom's boyfriends company for four years
> Guy turns out to be a creep and goes to jail
>Now my resume me has a four year black hole because my old employer is in jail for 25 years

welp

>beg for my first job at a mega corporation
>first two years is nothing but immigrants and scars
>change departments
>next two years people start to respect me but stress and changes in management ultimately drive me away
>try to find myself but run out of money and get neet
>end up crawling back to a position somewhere between my previous ones but with more agency to act on my own
>still somehow make more money flipping funko pops on the side

Even in small jobs where most of the people who bring in their shit are just too lazy to google a simple problem?

Dude seems like an actual psychopath.

I'd probably kill myself if I tried working with these kinds of people. Industrial psychopaths are a real thing. Both a blessing and a curse tbqh

>25
>Neet

I actually don't have very high aspirations. I'm not really interested in getting a big, fancy, office job that makes 70k a year or something..

I'd actually like to be a pest control technician of all things- that guy wot kills bugs and traps raccoons, but I don't really know where to start? It feels like everybody is too busy giving really non-committal, generic, unhelpful advice and I'm here, and I know what I want, and I'm not interested in exceptions, I just would like to kill bugs and save people from wasps n' rats and maybe have that 50k life?

Yeah, because male economic competition literally encourages sociopathic and extremely aggressive behavior. It's a double edged sword, on the one hand if those people were anywhere else in the social ladder they'd fucking murder someone, but they're also the only people who can handle the stress of running businesses so large that sometimes the global economy and interconnected livelihoods of millions of people depend on your decisions not fucking up the company. Anyone less than that would cave in and have a literal panic attack. Its why female CEO's practically don't exist, but there are loads and loads of female HR executives and producers and stuff. Women handle social interaction play really well and can be pretty ruthless too, but simply aren't built to be so suicidally fucking batshit crazy to actually willingly want to run something so huge. Most men aren't even like that, but the reason men even have the chance to get like that is because testosterone is basically a poison drug that makes people go fucking berserk and get shit done even if they have to cave in someone's skull.

From a psychological perspective they're fascinating people.

If you don't care about rules, standard operating procedure, health and safety or stable income all you need is a can of gasoline and an ad in the phonebook
that's all I can help you with

coincidentally I'm pursuing a doctorate in clinical psych, this shit interests me to hell and back.

Much rather do something with my life that's interesting and based off abstract concepts than making as much money as possible before I take a dirt nap.

dude I went to a fucking truck driving course that was just a couple hundred bucks and I've made more money in two years trucking than my unemployed brother with a STEM degree.

a job's a job.

How do I get rich, Sup Forums?

not be on Sup Forums, focus on marketable skills.

draw fetish porn or be a woman

You're the anti-christ, you tell me.

seeand just make sure to report your taxes as stock earnings. Any minimum wageslave who saves up money for a year+tax returns can put it into stock trading and get good dividends the following year. Work another year if you can take it and invest that on top of your stock earnings, and if you didn't go full retard and actually diversified your portfolio, and you can basically retire before you're even old enough to drink. And yes, the crypto currency trick works, but its basically gambling to see which one gets memed up in value first.

The most straightforward way to make money is to just invest in or start your own business, either through an honest living, or cheese it out by putting your stock money into buying a building, renovating it, and renting it to people.

awwww yeah fucking /biz/niss trips

Gotham city might have an opening.

Is investing straightforward enough that a brainlet could do it? I'm terrible at math, among other things.

What is the question then? I am dying to know

>I got into carpentry with my father's help.
every fucking time. Unless you know someone, you arent getting in anywhere except mcdonalds.

Ain't it obvious?
Where do you work, user?
Clearly user doesnt want to lie.

You just need to know how to into percentages.

Mostly it has more to do with keeping up to date, day to day, with market values. Sometimes stocks go up, sometimes they go down the general idea is to buy stocks that are currently at a low price with the assumption and market research to indicate they'll eventually grow in value over a certain amount of time, after which you can decide to sell the stocks for a higher value than what you bought them at. Main thing is single stocks usually are worth only pennies, so you have to invest into a shitload of stocks for it to make a dent in your wallet besides earning or losing a couple of bucks. You need to have money to make money, which is why some people pump all their savings into stocks. The higher value stocks will, of course, be worth much more percentage wise if they go higher in value, which means you want to keep the money in until you're absolutely sure it can only devalue for the foreseeable future.

Also some companies offer dividends for you to keep stock in their company, which means they pay you a percentage every few months. Generally you want to reinvest dividends back into the company so you get higher dividends worth more later.

Stocks are fun, make you money, and let you actually contribute to the economy by letting both large and small companies borrow money, and if you have enough stocks you can even influence the decisions the company takes via corporate democracy and representative CEOS.

>tfw you know everyone
>they dont know you

It sucks being invisible.
I could tell someone my whole life's story, be there for their wedding day,birth of child, and funeral. and they would immediately forget I exist.
Like do I just keep running into other introverts or am I legitimately just that forgettable a person? I'm never going to make it into any field like this.