Hey Sup Forums, just traveled back from the future to tell you that you'll never find love and die alone

Hey Sup Forums, just traveled back from the future to tell you that you'll never find love and die alone.

Tell me something I don't know

Why do people constantly waste my time telling me things I already know?

What a waste of a trip.

Great, now I can eat whatever I want without worrying about getting fat.

Okay but let's focus on the more important things in life, like do my character pairings in fictional things come true?

Tell me something I don't know, you twinkle toed human condom.

I already found love so you must have come from the other future.

Also you're a faggot

Do something useful and tell me the damn lotto numbers you worthless cosplayer.

This. As usual op is a fag
This too, wtf op be useful for once
>t. op

Yeah, that's all well and good, but am I married?

So, how's the new Godzilla movie?

>didn't you dress in drag and ask Wally to the prom just so you could say.
>" remember your first kiss with that girl at the prom Wally?
> it was me. I was the girl Wally. It's always been me."

>married
OP said find love.

At least i don't dress like a Crazy art highlighter

> I solved your riddle

In the year 2117 America and the rest of the world will be replaced by corprate nation states.
Just like yours Boco.
Which one?
>implying your love is real and will last
At least I look good in it.
I can confirm Lapidot and also that you're a faggot.

Thanks friend

Well played. But yeah, you're just telling me stuff I already know.

And the new one where he fights Kong. They make anymore movies after that?

Alright, Eobard, stop messing with the timestream.

What does that have to do with marriage?

You'll find love but die with grandchildren who hate you sorry user
Multiverse theory somewhere someplace it came true
Thawne you heard them stop being a faggot

>Captain Obvious
Reverse Flash's secret identity

No shit, that's why I plan on ODing sometime in the future. You got anything useful to say or are you just going to continue being a gigantic let down?

>You'll find love but die with grandchildren who hate you sorry user
Don't lie, Flash. It doesn't suit you.

Good.

I ain't paying you though.

I don't want kids tho

>Thawne is a faggot who watches Steven Universe.
I may be dying alone, but I'll still be happier then you.

>Implying I haven't converted to Islam
>Implying the kisses and sweet embraces from my 6-year old wife aren't loving
>Implying I don't already have the suicide vest made and target selected beforehand

WRONG TIMELINE KUFFAR, ALLAHU AKBAR!

I know that. Does take time travel to even know that future.

Shut up, Boco.