HELP WHAT DO I DO

I could change the course of history by exposing this place KEK GIVE GUIDANCE

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What am I looking at?

order a pizza fag

fucking do it
make kek proud

start the fire user

hmm.. looks like a fun place for kids to hang out and have fun, so you can have fun too

Kek gives his guidance for I am his loyal messenger

"order" a "pizza"
make sure you talk their "pizza" lingo

>use the lingo
>find the hidden bathrooms
>find the hidden basement
>get access to the tunnels
>don't accidentally fuck any children

a cheese pizza?

Nice architecture for Ameriland. Where you at?

Do it for the children!

whys there an islam moon an star on it?

Order a large cheese pizz take pics and leave

DO IT FAGGOT

OP you absolute madman

I've been humming shadilay all day long, I sense a happening

You ever seen donnie darko?

Shoop

Ask for a Haitian with no sausage.

Stream it if you can!!

Ask for pizza with extra cheese and white handkerchiefs

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TAKE MY ENERGY BASED user
DRAIN THE SWAMP

Go inside and start taking videos/pictures you idiot.

they would force you to fuck a child and keep a recording. criminal organizations have lots of mutually assured destruction pacts like this

if you refused, they'd just murder you

I would be shocked if that place was actually open right now.

someone explain

Kek sends his praise.

Record a video of you going inside

I'd do it.

Bring down an international high profile paedophile ring AND get to fuck a kid?

Hells yeah.

What is this place?
Also do it OP, kek wills it

What if they seal off the bathrooms once I get in? Then I'm fucked

Ask if they have any specials in the back, but make sure you get a recording of the way they react to the question.

oh shit same
I could change the course of history by exposing this place

place a pepe at the entrance and write: we are on to you..

See if you can access the tunnels they showed off on their face book. Also, look for the two sets of pedo symbols (Paddles + triangles).

Did you bring a quarter with the blue symbol painted on it? They only respond appropriately when you pay for food with a stamped coin and handkerchief sticking out of your back pocket

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO user

THE MADMAN

FUCKING THIS

>AND get to fuck a kid?

im 12 miles away, want some company OP?

You guys give me so many laughs. Who in the flying fuck searches for all this shit and wastes their time trying to make all of these deep connections? It's a fucking yellow necklace, jesus tap dancing christ. I feel like I'm seeing inside the mind of a paranoid schizophrenic looking at this picture.

go inside!!!! KEEP ME POSTED AS FUCK

Ask for a pizza, ask them to make sure there's no hair on it.

TAKE MY ENERGY user. SMITE THIS FUCKERS WITH KEKS HOLY WRATH!

youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

Song related.

Remember in Donnie Darko when he burns down the cult leaders mansion, and they find his "kiddie porn dungeon" while responding?

Now I'm not suggesting anybody does anything like that. I'm just saying. It's hard to ignore things that you find while putting out a huge fire.

Do it, OP. Someone has to. If you don't, who will?

HELL NO IT'S ALL OR NOTHING AT THIS POINT THE STAKES ARE TOO HIGH, I JUST NEED TO WORK UP THE COURAGE TO DO THIS SHIT BUT I SWEAR ITS GONNA HAPPEN

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A previous user said that it's mostly just creepy inside. The only out of place thing was a padlocked door with the door handle taken off/out. We need to know what is behind that door.

sneak into toilet with pickaxe and shovel - GET DIGGING, Godpseed user.

t. John Podesta

i live in DC user, do you need backup? i'll bring the malt liquor

Why are you taking a picture of my restaurant? I was told to come to this website by some random caller just now.

KAAAA
MEEEE
HAAA
MEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM GONNA DO IT BRO 100% EXPOSURE OR BUST

fuck off reddit

Get a GoPro and a thermal camera
C4 and thermite are good too

checked

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livestream when?

user if you fuck up you are going to die. I am serious. Do not do this.

t. John Pedosta /ftfy

Show us those bathrooms

Ask to see the special menu

dont' be a pussy, be AN HERO

Kek says go in

order the soup with extra meat

Hi Jimmy! I have autism and I'm between jobs at the moment. Need any help digging holes?

Ask for a Birthday Party in the BOOM BOOM room!

ask them if they have a night dedicated to dominoes or if it's just ping pong in the back room

OR tell them you are there because the internet is on to them and you want to be sure there is no insurance on your candidate

seconded

Kek has confirmed your sense to be correct

I know man I know

But the stakes are too high. I have to fucking do this

What is that?

This pepe.

We're coming for you, Jimmy. Hope you sleep well, for your day of judgement is around the corner.

Post proof it is you.

So the odds that they or people related to the place are monitoring pol are pretty high.What exactly do you think will happen when some cringy faggot orders some xx12 wine with a slice of bean pizza?

confirmed patsy

LARP harder

Goat Hill user wishing you luck OP.

Yeah because as we all know, pedophile rings operate on Urban Dictionary definitions and use Sup Forums lingo. This would be funny if it weren't so sad that you guys were dumb and gullible enough to just believe everything you see on Sup Forums.

Why not go ahead and edit Wikipedia and then take a screenshot of your own edit as evidence? It's about the same as screenshotting urban dictionary as proof of a pedophilia ring.

is there any way you can stream this user?

quit fucking around, go inside

fuck dude i live around teh corner. didn't realize that was a thing. Wanna grab a slice?

>its where autism meets reality, buys a pizza and goes home again, deflated.

Obtain blueprints of the building and compare to what you can see.

I'm sleeping just fine and will continue to sleep like a baby well after Trump loses horribly tonight. While you will sit here threatening me with ropes for the next 30 years.

It's not my fault you guys come up with such laughable "evidence".

sounds good

STREAM IT OP, IF YOU DONT I WILL DRIVE DOWN THERE AND STREAM YOU DOING THIS MYSELF AND TAKE OVER YOUR THREAD. THEN PEOPLE WILL STOP REPLYING TO YOUR THREAD AND YOUR THREAD WILL DIE WHILE MY THREAD LIVES ON

REEEEEEEEE

THIS THIS

Go in there and stomp on the floor. See if you hear any knocking.

Say you want to book a show for your band, The Flying Pepes.

TELL THEM YOU'RE SUSPICIOUS OF BESTA PIZZA AND ASK IF THEY SEE ANYTHING WEIRD THERE. ACT LIKE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COMET, BUT SAY THINGS ABOUT BESTA THAT ARE TRUE ABOUT COMET.

I'd get caught, I have no experience covert livestreaming

Go inside and get a pizza and case the joint for cameras and motion sensor alarms

From there on out it's up to you, you can either deem it a lost effort or you can trespass after closing and periscope everything

This is satire btw

This.
No use doing espionage with no intel on hand.

tell them you saw eli sizemore's review and you wanted to know the age ranges for the teen pizza night... because you have a cousin you think would enjoy it

Just go home. Don't get arrested for Sup Forums. If Anons want to bail you out / defend you pro bono maybe then, and only then, burn it down with no survivors.

Do it, an hero.

Take a picture of the bathrooms, mang. I hear there's sick shit in there