Why do so many Sup Forumsfags dislike the bible? It should literally be everything you desire

Why do so many Sup Forumsfags dislike the bible? It should literally be everything you desire.

>You hate banks and usury? So does the bible.
>You hate degeneracy? So does the bible.
>You hate promiscuous women and whores? So does the bible.
>You hate fags? So does the bible.
>You hate criminal scum and sinfulness? So does the bible.

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Sup Forums is a christian board.

Because all the fags you mentioned - love bible

Sup Forums is the most Christian board on the internet.

Fact.

The bible hates degenerate men too. So no loli for you, unless you're only agreeing with what is convenient to you. Oh, no alcohol either, so put away that beer. But wait, nope those aren't in your favor are they? You guys are like 1/46 christian and 2/46 irish

So does the Quran and its followers are actually effective against these things unlike Christians.

Do you expect us to convert because of that?

brainlets need religion
normies need nothing
high iq masterrrace can acknowledge god or be spiritual without believing fairytales and being told what to think

I think the pope does. pressall.wordpress.com/2016/03/05/pope-francis-says-arab-invasion-is-social-fact-and-a-good-thing/

R A R E

Take a little wine for your belly sake. Turns water into wine. Against alcohol?

>bible bans alcohol
Confirmed for not reading New Testament. Jesus's teachings overwrite Old Testament, genius.

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Muslims fuck little boys because it is not forbidden in the quran.

#rekt

The Bible =/= The Quran

Inshallah, I can't wait to have this infidel's head.

It depends on the purpose for why you're drinking.

Being drunk is a sin. All that porn and masturbating you do is sinning. And you call yourselves christians only for the things convenient to you, but you're all sinners going to hell.
Good thing neither hell nor heaven nor god excists so you're all good.

Religion is the ultimate bluepill

>You hate banks and usury?
No, I'm not a communist.

>You hate degeneracy?
Yes, believing in ghosts and magic is degenerate.

>You hate promiscuous women and whores?
>You hate fags?
>You hate criminal scum and sinfulness?
No, and according to the Bible you shouldn't do either.

Drunkenness = degeneracy

Drinking alcohol = Okie dokie.

Don't get carried away with it is all it says

Please José, you live in Spain, a catholic country which is beautiful because of Catholicism. Did you never get why Spain is great while Algeria, 30 miles away, is shit ?

I'm not superstitious. most directivess of the bible can be derived from a priori logic.

Shine chinko.

Eh, it's a decent trade for having the other stuff actually done.

Christians are the worst type of people on Sup Forums.

How do you take the fun out of being an ass? Make it a righteous virtue.

Jesus's first miracle was turning water into wine at a party

If you think the Christian New Testament hates anything, you've missed the point by a wide margin.

Funny how you hypocrites only focus on "wine" and completely ignore everything else said lol. 1 glass of wine might be okay, but having more and getting tipsy is a sin. As is masturbating and watching porn and sex before marriage for both genders. But disregard the rules you disagree with

The most Catholic part of spain is andalusia (30 miles from algeria)
Andalusia is a human shithole with 30% of unemployment full of lazy brown people living of the welfare the rest of us pay them with our taxes.

>Sup Forums
>disliking the bible
pick one Hans

>Love must be sincere. Hate what is evil; cling to what is good. (Romans 12:9)

Problem is Sup Forums hate the one who wrote it

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Religion is not the opiate of the masses, it's the AIDS of the masses

stay bluepilled my friends

Priest fuck children because its not forbidden in the bible

The Bible isn't against alcohol, neither old nor new testament, even Jesus drank wine. It is against drunkenness though. Oh, and a special order called Nazarites didn't drink wine.

This is why we need you back Hans! Something about the Germans. They know how to red pill. I have faith in you guys, once you get serous, you'll see those shitskins start to cower like they do when Americans talk to them.

they do it for another reason user

Sup Forums is a christian board, the anti christians are merely chills and kikes.

word of man, into the trash it goes