Outcome Life Resolutions

Anyone else making any resolutions based on the outcome?

If Trump wins, I will never touch alcohol or smoke again. Also I'll start working out.

If Hillary wins, I'll go full-on degenerate.

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I'll only drink if I brew it myself

and stop jerkin my gherkin

Sounds like you wanted to be a degenerate so you went with the sure thing.

If I were in your position, I would consider emigrating from the US if Hillary wins.

Thank you Mrs Skeletal.

trump wins -> predictions confirmed
trump loses -> ?????? thefuck?

t. jelly fat slag

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If hillary wins, I'm going all out and start red pilling the masses and do everything I can to protect western liberties and freedoms.
If we lose this, ITS ON US.

>Basing your decision to be degenerate or not on the election outcome

How about just not being degenerate no matter what?

That's just not fair

If Trump wins, I will renounce all of my remaining leftist ideals and try to rediscover my masculinity.

If Hillary wins, I'm going full trap. No point in living as a man in Shillary's World.

I guess you could be a faggot.

Whoah.Thats exactly what i was just thinking.

If HRC wins I think I'll take the blue pill for awhile. I don't think I could live in Hillarys America AND be respilled at the same time. Too fucking depressing

Good luck with it. I don't know which would inspire me to be a better person more, seeing good things happen or finally knowing the only thing I can change is myself.

if trump wins, I nofap 30 days.

Haven't made it past 2 days so far, but his image of virtue and virility will give me the strength I need

Fumika Baba (馬場ふみか)

going no fap, gonna do all i can to get an above average income, and work out at least 5 times a week.

Address, more like.

(j/k no muslim)

That won't work, if you have it in you to be an addict you won't stay off drugs and alcohol forever.

If you don't have it in you do be an addict you won't be able to go more than a week of full on degenerate.

>馬場
She really didn't even try when coming up with a porn actress name

your flag is weird.

I'll suck a dick on cam if Johnson gets 5% or over.

If shillary wins I am going to have half-asian children so they survive the purging of the white men a decade from now.

I don't understand nofap
I understand the personal challenge aspect but googling it the people who do it are a fucking cult.

good plan friend.

I have no problem rolling the dice OP cos I know Trump will do it.

is dat sum Meh dick?

whoever wins liberals will continue to be insufferable morons and really won't affect my life because 1. i live out of country 2. neither is really going to change much

>day 31

I've done no fap for a month. After more than a month you'll be fine as long as you don't give in, but the second you cave in to the urge, you become a sex-deprived maniac, and then you're binge masturbating to the most depraved shit you can find.

cool

Wish I was a nationalist Jap.
Our country's not allowed to have a national identity

If Trump wins 30 days no fap.
If Hillary wins I will buy ar 15 and work on marksmanship.

im american

You should improve yourself no matter the outcome brah

So, you'll destroy your life just because your candidate didnt won?

t full on degenerate improving himself
h full on degenerate going violent

Trump wins, I turn my life around, look for a job, go on permanent nofap and become a respectable person.

Hillary wins I don't even give a shit because I'll either die on the eastern front or in a nuclear holocaust

adgsdgsdf ***All posts like this are designed to waste your time to stop you from voting, go vote Trump, if you already voted, go post this comment in all non-voting related threads like this one. MAGA

Whats wrong with a couple beers in weekend days? from my lifes perspectiva i decided to drop weed a month algo because i would get stoned and never do the things i said i would while high and quit fapping to improve my will and care more about intimicy instead of orgasm.

>If Hillary wins, I'll go full-on degenerate.
You and the rest of the US.

If Trump wins - I will try to fix my life. Go back and complete my education, work out, try to get friends, a girlfriend.

If Hillary wins - I will become a hedonist degenarate NEET. Video games, anime, pizza, prostitutes until I an hero.

Ive decided to stop drinking alone after this election no matter what.

I know stop drinking altogether is too great a goal and I imagine once tonight is over with ill have to avoid Sup Forums and a few other boards for a few days anyway.

Trump wins. Hope for the west, go to work, put life back on track.

Hillary wins. NEET life, goodbye liver you were a tough son of a bitch.

man if hillary wins I'm going on a binge on my own, I'll drink your share as well.

I'm going to become a tranny either way :3

This desu

Like you weren't going to be a sad degenerate anyway

Posts like this make me look forward to you guys fucking off after the election.

Can't wait to go back to saying JIDF instead of CTR again, lads.

>Fumika Baba
literal 10/10

This.

This. I have literally never felt worse in my life, almost thought about killing myself. I'm never going back to porn worse than vanilla ever again. And this sucks even more because it was days before the election.

thank you for correcting the record.

simply epic

upboated my friend

I'll quit drinking.

For more than a couple of weeks this time

NO DRUGS
NO ALCOHOL
NO TOBACCO

I am going to get back into lifting regardless. I have been giving the campaign all of my free time since last August and that has taken all of the time I used to spend working out.

If HRC wins I'm going to accelerate my plans to get out of the country. Continue learning German and preparing myself for a career over there. Perhaps dealing w/ American companies (law school here.)

Same boat if Trump wins, if Hillary wins I am going to teach English in Japan and marry a Nip for citizenship.

>not fighting degeneracy regardless of who wins the battle

If Trump wins I will stop living off the money my family left me and finally put my computer science degree to good use.

If Hillary wins I'm going to continue being a lazy fuck who uses anime as a way to escape reality

>not giving in to animal instincts before being obliterated in nuclear holocaust

If Trump wins, I'll start doing 20 push-ups a day.

Sauce??

I plan on applying for various forms of welfare if Hillary wins.

Why Germany though? They seem even more cucked than we would be under HRC. Do you think the nationalist rebound is going to be that influential?

Stopped liquor a year ago.
Stopped nicotine 2 weeks ago.
Eating under caloric maintenance.
Walking every day.

Gonna look like a Marvel superhero in a few short months.

stop wasting my time on the internet, either way

If Trump wins I'm going to try to get a job, if Hillary wins, I'll keep living off of gibs

>marry a Nip for citizenship
Sorry to burst your bubble, but you can't get citizenship in Japan unless you are ethnic Japanese (or under certain circumstances, Korean). There's no naturalization process.

No, not even if you marry a Japanese national. The most you can ever get is permanent residency.

>Anyone else making any resolutions based on the outcome?

Not a resolution, but I decided to major in computer science and find a job I enjoy doing.

I will try to move to the us

Trump wins, marry white woman and breed

Clinton wins, collect guns and shitpost til I die

I believe in you user

If California magically turns red I'm sucking a dick.

That's about it.

I think so, yes. Plus I am already competent in German. Tried learning Mandarin this year but it was way too hard.

One of the factors holding Germany back is their guilt over the Holocaust. As the older generations die out, and young people- who are increasingly nationalist and don't think of the Holocaust in such severe terms- gain power, there will be a reversion to nationalism.

Plus, with Deutsch Bank on the fritz, there is a large opportunity for an overnight red pilling.

if trump loses I drop politics

if the amount of information we spread couldnt wake people up to the reality of things then I wont waste my time anymore

I'd consider moving to the US if Trump wins. It depends if i can get a green card or not.

Maybe i can do a fake marriage with some faggot.

fine, it's out, you can already suck half of it.

That's all wrong. Who told you that?

You can apply for citizenship after 5 years of living in Japan and the vast majority of applications are accepted. It would require that you take on a Japanese name though.

No fap if Trump wins. Getting more and more disgusted with myself each time I break and submit to the pornographic jew. Maybe this will be the final straw to stop. Wish me luck.

Switzerland is also an option

Didnt even know no fap was this month. Guess I'll start if he wins.

/jp/, IIRC.

If Trump wins i'm giving up cigarettes, weed, only fapping once per month and buying some super male vitality. Its my birthday today anyway so its a good time to try something new

Don't give him any excuses.
Excuses are the reason people fail.
My joints hurt as fuck, when its bad weather I'm barely able to do anything but because I have planned workout regime I still do it, despite the pain and laziness.

Its much easier the deeper you are in it, anything, be it drugs, alcohol, learning or working out.

happy birthday user

Happy birthday!

If trump wins I will stop being NEET

if Hillary wins I will continue

There's your problem. You got memed on. That line of text you asked /jp/ to translate for you didn't actually mean "the pleasure of being cummed inside" either.

moj.go.jp/ENGLISH/information/tnl-01.html

Here are the actual requirements:
>(1) that he or she has domiciled in Japan for five years or more consecutively;
>(2) that he or she is twenty years of age or more and of full capacity to act according to the law of his or her home country;
>(3) that he or she is of upright conduct;
>(4) that he or she is able to secure a livelihood by one's own property or ability, or those of one's spouse or other relatives with whom one lives on common living expenses;
>(5) that he or she has no nationality, or the acquisition of Japanese nationality will result in the loss of foreign nationality;
>(6) that he or she has never plotted or advocated, or formed or belonged to a political party or other organization which has plotted or advocated the overthrow of the Constitution of Japan or the Government existing thereunder, since the enforcement of the Constitution of Japan.

Happy Birtday!

thank you anons - you can vote for Trump for my birthday present ameribro

Im joining the national guard. If he wins.

>>(6) that he or she has never plotted or advocated, or formed or belonged to a political party or other organization which has plotted or advocated the overthrow of the Constitution of Japan or the Government existing thereunder, since the enforcement of the Constitution of Japan.


Fuck

If trump wins, i'm going to nove to America to study cinema
If Hilary wins, i'm gonna join the French Foreign legion

If trump wins:
>finally workout
>focus on my studies
>clean my disgusting room
>worship Asherah
If Hillary wins:
>same thing but lazier.

Hillary Win
-I prep more

Trump Win
-I prep less

Make no mistake, I hope he wins, but the next liberal, pro-government scumbag is right around the corner. Whatever happens we still have to prepare for whatever may come.

>the French Foreign legion
Does that even still exist?

And wasn't it full of sandniggers even before France itself got overrun?

I resolve to grab that gook by the pussy.

...

It does still exist and it's full of everyone. It's actually a haven for people with criminal records and people who need a fresh start in life.

I remember reading about a Brit who became a FFL soldier after the BA turned him down for some minor medical reason.