Shen has redeemed himself

Shen has redeemed himself.

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:c is it stupid that i'm worried about net neutrality?

>Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my wheels... And my handlebars... even my bell... The bike I've lost... the good feelings I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!

This is one is prety good, looks like Sup Forums trolls make more construtive critcism than tumblr safe spaces after all.

No, they really don't. Tumblr was complaining, too, and just about nobody was offering concrit, merely "haha bike cuck" and assorted parodies.
This is just him reacting to a bunch of people going generically, "hey this thing sucks." It does well, but let's not pretend any user's been exactly helpful.

Yes. many other countries don't have net neutrality and don't have to pay out the ass like a lot of people are making it out to be.

he tagged it "bike cuck", it's good he can poke fun at himself.

Owlturd has always striked me as someone just doing it (LIFE and loldepression) because it's popular and brings in clicks than someone who actually believed in what he was doing.

Shut the fuck up shill user.

A lot of other countries don't have severe monopolies and cable companies that are notorious for horrible business practices.
Comcast, AT&T and Time Warner have given America no reason to trust them. They are completely right to be terrified and suspicious of this

You gotta understand, you're expecting corporations to have any sense of restraint or care for the customer. Have we forgotten the debacle that EA got themselves into.

>despite having a massive star wars brand at their fingertips which would be guaranteed to make money even if they didn't even make a game, and despite having the Battlefront IP which also makes money, and the massive marketing power of Disney behind them, they dove their hand too far into the cookie jar with a full priced 60 dollar game with Origin DRM, season passes, microtransactions, AND lootcrates, while STILL saying that games need to cost 100+ bucks because of rising costs
>they literally went unopposed until the government stepped in and told them to piss off

Tell me that you trust that kind of corporate greed to exercise any restraint.

>AT&T wants to buy Time Warner just as Net Neutrality is on the chopping block again
you're probably not worrying enough

Ok this is good.
Why wario though?

Pic Unrelated, trolling for (You)s with it.

>$0.25 has been deposited into your xfinity account

B-but it's good for companies when they have consumers' best interests at heart! The invisible hand of the market works in favor of the consumer!

Pff, what could possibly go wrong with a pseudomonopoly in a vast part of the country? Surely if they start acting shitty their customers will have the option to just choose a different provider in the idealized free market I learned about in ECON102.

Comcast and AT&T aren't gonna revoke your porn sites if that's what you mean. It's a business vs business conflict, and providers are mostly interested in squeezing large clients like Netflix and Amazon.

That said it could have a bad effect on smaller internet companies, which sucks. NN is a good principle to have in general.

I'm kind of worried about him now. This bike shit affected him enough to make him want to take a hiatus from the internet. Now he's apparently taking it all in his stride and calling himself a "dumb fuck." Is he okay?

Wario is a greedy bastard so he's a plausible stand-in for anyone who wants your money.

And the FTC are suing them again.
America's problem isn't fucking net neutrality, is that the big ISP providers bribe the shit out of local politicians to give them monopoly and not allow new competitors to appear.
If fucking Google can't do it and get all that juicy data than no one fucking can.

Way I heard it, the USA has some pretty insane situations with their big companies. Like all radio stations being essentially owned by one company.

All the internet lines are owned by a handful of ISPs and new ones are pretty much impossible to lay down due to regulations imposed by said ISPs. They cemented themselves in and if they're legally able to start blocking what people can access, there's little alternative to them.

He is not okay in the slightest, no. Though it's also a sign he's recognized his core logic as a person doesn't work. I guess you could say this is a natural result of the realization. Strutting proudly while pretending that calling yourself a dumbshit is just a joke. That's all you can really do in that situation. Just go on as you do while you think through how you need to fix your shit. The other option is a nervous breakdown where you hide till the feeling passes, leading to simply ignoring the revelation. Eventually looping back in to nervous breakdown in the future cause you never changed.

He'll be okay. Eventually. Probably. He just needs to realize the core fault of his mindset. He puts to much priority on mundane emotional drag. To the point he can't put proper weight on REAL problems in his life, like a bike being stolen, because he's so distracted by petty things.

Have you ever had an authority figure, or parent, tell you that you need to get your priorities straight? This is what they mean. The weight of importance you put on certain emotions.

This is slander towards Wario

In Portugal you have to pay a lot to have access to specific "packages".

Yeah I'm kinda worried about the guy, he was always mocked by everyone for his pessimism, then he tried to create a optimistic philosophy and it backfired in the worst way possible.

There used to be a lot of airlines in america. Now theres like 4 and around the time the number dropped they started charging for carry ons and that was something people were outraged about. Now every airline does it and guess what, if you wanna fly theres no other option. Thats gonna be the internet. You either get on and pay the "fees" or you don't get internet.

so is this an edit or like real? If the latter, i guess i can stop thinking of him as a complete doormat

An optimistic philosophy entirely based out of his pessimism towards common emotions. A neat little way for a pessimist to fool themselves in to thinking they are an optimist is to treat the genuine problems in their life as nonissues while obsessing over the smaller issues. That way they've fooled themselves in to thinking they've become a chill person without having changed at all.

It's the latter, he made this one himself. He's become Punished Zhen.

>Comcast and AT&T aren't gonna revoke your porn sites if that's what you mean.
Why not? There are pay-per-view porn channels on TV, so they could easily do the same with internet.

It's real. Owlturd has always been at least a little self-aware.

Sup Forums will likely be hit for virtue signalling reasons.

This isn't a full revovery but it's a step in the right direction. He will come out of this a better man in the long run.

No he hasn't.

>many other countries don't have net neutrality and don't have to pay out the ass like a lot of people are making it out to be.
lies.
Every country with that shit pays more for specific service, especially one you consider to be "the basics".
It seems cheap because you are probably a comcast slave with a 80$ plan, but compare that to other countries around and it's already 25-50% more expensive.

I've been calling them every day.

There were pretty much three things I was concerned with the most when Trump took office - net neutrality, environmental issues, and the wealth gap (abortion rights, to a lesser degree). And that smug orange anus has pretty much ruined all of them so far.

"A-user a-am I not a cuck now?" He asks you while you nut in his wife's yeasty swollen asshole .

He's admitted to this several times. He deliberately dumbed his content down because it gets more likes/retweets/whatever. I don't like it, but I at least respect that he admitted to doing it.

I work for the beast, trust me it's bad. right now they force you to buy cable just to get internet cheaper and they don't tell people that their speeds are gonna be shit because we can't account for stuff like kitchens in the way or that not all devices are capable of picking up the 5ghz network.

basically you're gonna be paying like 200+ a month for real internet you get now for 60. you can probably get it down by letting them monopolize your life since they have cellphones now too

>let's not pretend any user's been exactly helpful.
He was bullied and then he made a good comic. Bullies use "constructive criticism" to rationalize their actions (even when they're neither constructive nor critical), and with that in mind they will take credit for his perceived successes while blaming him for his perceived failures; either way, they feel emboldened to continue with their current behavior.

>It's stupid to worry that they'll slap you with an extra fee for every single page outside of your package.
With an additional roaming fee if the servers send data packages across lines not in your state.

Why would republicans do this?

same reason dems want it, bribery plain and simple.

Airlines are the worst comparison you can come up with because the reason the number of airlines is going down is because nobody fucking wants to fly because of the TSA shit they have to go through every single time. The economics of air travel are so much more complicated and there are 20 fucking levels of shit going on that aren't all the companies' fault.

It is completely different from telecomm monopolies engaging in anti-competitive prices and pocketing infrastructure upgrade grants from the government and trying to take down net neutrality so they can double dip on charging for internet usage on both ends of the line.

You're stupid because you use emoticons.

>abortion
>rights

In those countries ISPs dont hold monopolies and there are laws which make sure they never will. So the competition there actually exists. In the US you either buy from the monopoly or you don't buy at all. And the best thing about it is the infastructure they own and hold the monopoly with was paid with your tax dollars. So you literally paid money so that internet providers could fuck you in the ass and scam the shit out of you.

Favors for favors. They stand to gain more than they will lose paying the higher costs.

>b-b-but the dems want it too
>DRAIN THE SWAAAAAAAMP
Looking forward to your $10,000 middle-class tax hike, maggot?

>environmental issues
I'm amazed that trump actually isn't part of that imperialist scam. It's probably not on purpose but that whole thing legalize the return of colonies in Africa, with fake "superior white people industry that pollute less in exchange of your total obedience and labor" deals. The whole "nuclear energy pollutes" is literally backed up by faith and stupidity too.

This be actually funny, I respect a man that can take criticism and make fun of himself while at it. Good on him.

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Has he ever posted a pic of himself i hope hes a qt

wasn't that the whole plan behind google putting their own cables for their own service?

I'm sure your parents wish they had them
this
not holding them accountable is how we got rainbow drones. the head of Comcast pushed for Hillary, it's not blue vs red anymore.

nuclear energy is efficient and clean-ish, the problem is the disposal of the waste.

>when you're took retarded to understand how this works

The goal is for ISPs to be able to charge companies like Google (Youtube) and Netflix more money for the extra bandwidth they use instead of the current situation where video sites use more bandwidth than others but are charged the same.

At most if you're a faggot who pays for Netflix then your bill from Netflix might go up as they move to cover the extra costs they have to pay for sucking up extra bandwidth for your to watch gay shit like Voltron and Bojack.

Not with a thorium salt plant! But god forbid energy interests in this country let you know what that is.

>when you're so retarded you're incoherent

>I care about the future which is why I want to abort my children

You're not attractive enough to get laid anyway, hambeast

Everything you said was retarded. Websites don't use bandwidth, YOU, the CUSTOMER, initiate the request to use bandwidth. Websites also are not charged by ISPs. This isn't like cable TV.

and you think the pirate sites you use instead of Netflix wont get fucked?

You know what? You're a subhuman so I'm going to disagree with everything you said and ask you to kill yourself before I find you and do it for you.

>thorium salt
>googles dangers
>uhh no 1st world government tried it yet so we better not, but lets keep the leaky shit holes we already have

Jesus fucking Christ are they literally ignoring this cause of energy and environmental lobbies

well I definitely wan't someone to abort yours

Is this what passes for a comeback these days?

Welcome to Sup Forums, where high levels of discourse

maybe you ameritards should focus more on the message and defend net neutrality and less time on "is he still a cuck hurrr I dunno"

we literally have no power over out govt. We get to pick who sits in Washington and they can choose to go back on what they said they were gonna do with no repercussion, that's it unless your talking about a ~pettion~. We have even less control on this issue than others because the FCC aren't accountable to us they're accountable to the people we elect to act on our behalf and they've all been bought on this one

Google is my isp tho.

Except you do have power over the government, you burgers just chose to put in Trump, who picked a guy to fuck over net neutrality. This isn't a case of "boo hoo, nothing could be done about this." It's a case of "I voted in a guy who turned around and fucked me in the ass, so I'm going to pretend there was nothing I could do so that I can avoid confronting the fact that I made a mistake."

holy shit this is the most cringeworthy shit I have ever read.

No. AnCaps and conservatards are trying to defend their horrible votes by saying Net Neutrality is bad, but we all know that they're fucking retarded.

I bet your mom regrets not aborting you.

>Still believing that retarded social media post

I'm not saying I'm not pro net neutrality but this is literally misleading clickbait some retard made up because Americans will believe anything.

Would have been funnier if it was just the bike comic, without the change to net neutrality

Absolutely, since only Reddit and Imgur care about it and it's funded by Soros, thus we must fight it. /s

I held my nose and voted Hillary, I fucked over everything I believe in because I grew up outside Atlantic City, New Jersey and my family knows people first hand who were screwed over by Trump. I didn't ask the media to turn him into a meme, I didn't ask that cunt to run the worst campaign in the history of the US., I tried. here's an egelord explaining the problem. Now the rest of the burgers can call me a cuck while we all take it up the ass

why would ancaps be for utilizing force to muscle out competition. aren't they all about bitcoin too

lame ass attitudes like that are why your government fucks your ass so much you have started to like it

Your fucking country was founded on "PISSED OFF WITH GOVERNMENT"
Now its all "meh, my asshole didn't get elected, what can i do"

That's so weird. Wouldn't conservatives be afraid that their right-wing websites will get blocked? What if Fox News and Bible-related sites get blocked forcing them to go on Huffington Post instead?

Scary thing, this is a market with competition out the ass AND not a requirement for modern living.

Only reason gov stepped in was because they don't have a shit load of lobbyist and some bureaucrat needs to look like they do something.

>criticism
yes
>constructive criticism
hell no

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>many other countries don't have net neutrality
Could you give us some examples, nigga?

seriously what does one guy do?

blocking streets and rioting- bad press your opponent looks better
going alone- crazed lone wolf psycho why would he do this
change from the inside - not unless your rich and connected
petitions and emails - literally straight to the trash

what do you do in your countries

What's that?

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still bad news for the incorporated states of bugerstan

>choose your two senators and the president
So you've basically ensured 2/100 votes and an upvote by the president, if you can even get the candidates you wanted. What about the rest?

I don't know why I'm surprised to see some people on this board, much less this site, not giving a shit about NN
>don't have to pay out the ass like a lot of people are making it out to be.
Don't be a fucking cuck user, that's them, this is us, with how shitty these ISPs treat customers, you can bet they're going to charge a fuck load more for what we already have and probably still throttle speeds.

>guys, I'm sad and I'm putting everything on hiatus until I feel well again, I don't know when will that be or if will recover....good bye :(
the next day:
>guys I'm back! check this new comic!

>seriously what does one guy do?
You need to create an alliance.

well, here in Zimbabwe . . . . . .

You sound fucking weak

I really wish I didn't have to pay Comcast, but it's the only option where I live.

Because having an unwanted child with no means to support it is so much better than killing a mindless bundle of cells?

> seriously what does one guy do?

You could try not voting for Donald Trump next time. Just a thought.

BAZIMBWA!

just don't have sex lol

>you burgers just chose to put in Trump

Most of us didn't, though, so now we get the added irony of having the internet killed by a guy who was rejected by voters but installed thanks to a 200 year old legal technicality.

>Most of us didn't,
any non voter de facto support the winner (they support both, not neither as they want to pretend).
Next time complain about people who didn't vote instead of assaulting the only ones that did their civic duty.

PC stand-in for the Jews

>George Soros and Canada are right

HA HA HA, no.