First results (our time) 11pm Tuesday or there abouts, and then by 4am Wednesday we should know who has won, that's when the networks have declared it in the past couple of elections.
>Be me >Drive down to local Polling Office >(It's the local library) >No Queue, only some young mothers with their kids in the childrens area >Ask attendant where the booths are >"What booths?" >Fuck her, I'll find them myself >Find them, they've all got PC's in them though >No matter, I take a blank ballot and draw a box, shade it in and write "TRUMP" >"Sir, the printer paper needs to be paid for, do you have credits here?" >Tell her I'm a neet, Gov can pay for it >Find the electronic vote counter >"Sir you can't be behind the main desk" >How the fuck else would I vote? Stupid Bitch >Place ballot in the counter >It whirs and shreds my vote >Scream >Old lady tells me to get out >Cycle back home >Cry
MAGA A G A
Adrian Gutierrez
Just got a 1st for some university stuff, laddies
Austin Allen
I hope it rains hard, hard on all the blacks, so much that they will drown, let alone be able to vote.
Isaiah Reyes
Fucking hell, mate. Sorry you live in Satan's arsehole.
Thomas Stewart
JARVIS A R V I S
Noah Reyes
Trump will win
Nathan Baker
Just get a fan lad
Julian Gonzalez
I did, it melted.
Michael Cooper
Want to swap?
William Morales
WHO ARE YOU?
Jonathan King
Post your best Nige pictures.
I want a commander Nige
Logan Cruz
is it just me or are images loading really slowly on 4cuck today
Landon Barnes
Anybody here done /nofap/
?
Justin Hernandez
Styx is based, you'll get used to the oddness
Nicholas Morales
user's long cock brushed against Sturgeon. Her firm, ample breasts strained the buttons on her blouse. He slightly lowered his head to peek through the openings at the soft skin. Earl swirled his finger down her arm to the soft skin on the inside of her elbow. She was panting now. Her eyes were closed and sweat trickled down her neck and disappeared behind her blouse. He could see the outline of her hard nipples. His finger was only inches away. So far, it had all been innocent play. He had not crossed any line, but that was about to change. His head throbbed. He could feel the blood pounding through his veins.
James Cox
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Wyatt Taylor
>4°C
Jace Lewis
Influx of twats on Sup Forums is straining the servers
Same thing happens for all global events. The World Cup final actually broke Sup Forums.
Grayson Hughes
britpol is obsessed with it for some reason
it's bollocks
Dominic Taylor
I didn't immediately notice the flag.
I smiled.
Good Nigel
Gabriel Johnson
>10 minutes ago >walking down the street >notice a streetlight is dim as fuck >lift my hand and say "meme magic shall light up the world, SHADILAY!" >the light comes back on and doesn't even flicker
Holy fuck lads, we really are meme magicians.
John Rodriguez
It's the election mega-thread, sucking up our internets
Julian Bell
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Grayson Murphy
Same desu
Dominic Jones
>the guy helps him off the chair and hands him a weapon
apex kek
Brandon Morris
>7-1
Hunter Campbell
lol where can I get this
Caleb Turner
That looks uncomfortably cold.
Henry Lewis
It's funny that an esoteric Occultist youtuber had a far better grasp of British politics and history around the time of Brexit than the Young Turks and most of the American print media did
Michael Thomas
>Falling for the nofap meme
Anthony Clark
Who /Hilldawg/ here?
Jace Parker
...
Dylan Green
I doubt that anyone that autistic would be outside.
Evan Robinson
Alright lads, let's break it down.
Pros of a Trump win: -bootyblasted tumblrinas everywhere -calls from liberals for him to be impeached and redo the election, similar to the remoaner petition during Brexit -a great big fucking bouncy castle with alzheimers will lead the most powerful country on Earth for 4-8 years, total hilarity will ensue
Pros of a Hillary win: -stormfaggot tears on Sup Forums for days -Alex Jones goes into resonance frequency -InfoWars declares its secession from the United States -Zyklon Ben Garrison leads the new Confederacy
I'm going to be laughing my fucking ass of at 5am tonight.
Grayson Hernandez
>First results (our time) 11pm Tuesday or there abouts, and then by 4am Wednesday we should know who has won, that's when the networks have declared it in the past couple of elections.
Polls close at 7:00 PM in Chicago (1:00 AM GMT)
Julian Howard
>Getting Ready To Give Burgers Shit About The Results
Really hope Trump wins desu
Brexit and Trump, what a year this could be
Landon Gray
myukip.com
Jonathan Sullivan
testiclessweating.gif
Eli Murphy
I have missed just over a months worth of my course at Uni, I don't really know why. I just have 0 motivation and the people are pieces of shit. Should I stay up and miss one more day or get to sleep and start back tomorrow?
Jeremiah Cox
WHERE IS THE STREAM
Zachary Scott
same m8. I hate both so I'll be laughing either way
Easton Russell
Bad for your prostate tbqhwy. Everything in moderation
Luis Harris
/overthewall/
Christopher Stewart
Has america been made great yet?
Jace Jones
Isn't that like a cult? There is no point stopping wanking, but it could be worth while reducing porn consumption.
Camden Davis
yes it is
Juan Jones
It's not a meme if you're addicted.
Joseph Cruz
So we'll start to find out the first few results at 11pm?
Fucking nice, freaking out a bit lads, though.
It's finally come, but the payoff may not be good for us.
If Trump wins, I'm going to go and get a job. No more neet-dom. Well, maybe not as much.
Nicholas Walker
Because there are lots of people on the board, it will only get worse.
Mason Collins
I heard that we start getting information about 11pm tuesday from the bbc
Ethan Walker
Nah, too comfy in my comfy weather.
Lincoln Peterson
odds just dropped from 1/6 to 1/5 for Clinton on Paddy Power
>it's happening
Matthew Rivera
enjoy inoperable prostate cancer
Jonathan Cooper
The polls have looked promising.
Nathaniel Richardson
Yes, but why don't you go into uni?
Carter Martinez
11pm?
That can't be right, I heard it was around 1am
Eli Baker
WATCH EITHER IPLAYER LIVE OR WATCH SKY BBC NEWS OR CNN ON THE TELE YOU FUCKING GIMP
Caleb Reyes
What's the best redpilled stream for tonight, boys?
Blake Young
Good Lord, that pic
Juan Allen
can't wait desu
Nicholas Hughes
Going up tescos in a min to get my shit for tonight what shall i get
Noah Anderson
I do /Noporn/ tbqh
Brandon Jones
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Wyatt Long
how have I never seen that before
Benjamin Ross
>enjoy inoperable prostate cancer
Connor Watson
Thanks M8. You britts are alright forget what EU says
Alex Jones, maybe. He's been livestreaming for 52 hours and I think if Trump wins he'll cum himself on camera and send a few dick-pics to Cenk.
Justin Martin
>tfw have one of them signed by Nigel
Carson Reyes
But user I'm actually diagnosed with Asperger's so it's 100% excusable.
Jack King
thats Koksal Baba
renown Turkroach
William Richardson
rice pudding
Josiah Russell
Newkie brown and cashews.
Jordan Hill
Had a go. It does seem to make you more awake and energetic.
Easiest way is to start with every other day, then every three days, four, etc rather than going cold turkey straight away. You'll still notice the difference.
Asher Myers
giant scotch egg
Evan Morris
Why did he pull down his pants and then cover his privates?
Elijah Bennett
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Jordan Rivera
Low lie the posts of Ameri/pol/ Where once we watched the young Yankees scroll Their hopes were on whim 'Trust us shill, Trump will win' It's so lonely round the threads of Ameri/pol/
