What do you do if you see this outside your window right now?

What do you do if you see this outside your window right now?

Wonder why Diana felt the need to bring a fucking sword and shield to go talk to someone

Oh shit!! I got to get their autograph.

Probably awkwardly stare back and wave till I realize they're staring at me because I'm naked.

Accept the oncoming assblasting

Unzip my dick

ask 'em where is my pizza i ordered?

Wheres my diet Dr. Kelp?

Close the window. They're probably in the middle of something important.

"Hi Superman, hi Wonder Woman! Batman get the fuck off my property!"

Pull a gun on them and tell them to get off my lawn

KNEEL

Are they in my yard? Then let's see how far castle doctrine will apply.

Ask for autographs.

Maintain eye contact and keep fapping.

>talk
Nope

Ask for hug.
I wanna feel the fabled Trinity hug.

>implying Batman would hug you

I'm not a criminal, user.

Batman has been a hug machine since new 52 though.

This because I just got out of the shower and I'm still naked. What the fuck user, we gotta stop browsing nude.

I'm taking a shit right now so probably close the curtains?

>"Go home to your parents!

Invite them for a pie

>Supes' face
>"God dammit Bruce. Lois already thinks my Justice League friends are weird. It took forever to convince her to let our son wear that proud Kryptonian suit, she kept saying it's basically just dress up. This is not the fucking time to do your tough guy shtick. Would it kill you to channel just a tiny bit of playboy millionaire."
>"God, just looking at you, I can see Louis' blood pressure dropping. She's so god damn calm. I know she just figured out how she'll use this as the perfect example of why I shouldn't take the boy to hang around you guys."
>"Fuck you, Bruce."

This.