You're on your way back from the polls when you hit a roadblock. A gang surrounds your car and a man steps forward

You're on your way back from the polls when you hit a roadblock. A gang surrounds your car and a man steps forward.

"TRUMP or HILLARY?" he barks.

How do you respond?

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Gary Johnson 2016 my dude! :DDDD

"secret ballot, cocksucker"

UR MUM

I floor the gas pedal and run over as many of them as I can

I'm Canadian, I can't vote.

I say Trump, and if they try anything I shoot as many as possible.

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i voted for dump xDDDDDDDDDDD

Kanye

Oh you

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT

Trump.

A FUCKING CONSTELLATION

I cant vote sir im a petty criminal.

(Secretly Vote Jill Stein)

Say J-jeb!

Nobody can hurt such a sweet voter.

If I was american, I would probably let my CC do the talking.

THE KING ISN'T ON THE BALLOT, REPUBLICAN SCUM

>heh wouldnt do that if i were you pal...... im alt-right

watch them back away in fear

3 shots to center mass and drive to safety. Love having a big ass truck.

I reply with my foot on the gas pedal and running down anyone in my way

Excuse me but you are being incredibly racist. I will have you know I am an a trans-manticore now part ways.

dump the clutch and floor it

>How do you respond?

With gunfire

Stannis Baratheon

I'M COMING HARAMBE!

Well hillary is no guns so of course they will love hillary.

Floor it.

I voted for Bernie Sanders, mister! We can still win this thing if we all work really hard and believe!

>I voted for Hillary
But
>my .45 voted for trump
Problem?

TRUMP 2016 YOU FUCKING NIGGER

SLAM ON GAS PEDAL, RUN THEM DOWN LIKE THE NIGGERS THEY ARE

Tell em, Deez Nuts!!!

"Woah there, haha, little slow in the draw there aren't you? How about I do the question asking from now on."

"Trump or Hillary?"

Smith and Wesson, actually!

BLAM BLAM

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Heh. I like your style my dudes. I'll give you ome chance to go away and pretend this never happened. No? What a shame. But, don't take this personal, kids. WOLF FANG FIST!

Hilary

He obviously targetedy car because all the people voting for hillary walked or took a bus to the polls.

"HK VP9" and point my conceal carry at his head.

***All posts like this are designed to waste your time to stop you from voting, go vote Trump, if you already voted, go post this comment in all non-voting related threads like this one. MAGA

This.

Jeb is love, Jeb is life.

>live in AZ
>open carry legal
>pull out .44 and shoot him in the face
"Mickey fuckin' mouse."
>put on glasses
>drive away terminator

>how do you respond.
With two 230gr Speer Gold Dots

kekked, out loud

they would rue the day

RON PAUL 2016

".45 acp"

GOTEEM

>press the gas
or better yet throw the thug in the back of the gas van and turn on the gas

Double tap center mass, one to the head

Glock

*unzips dick*

.45 stronk detected...
>I reply with two 155 gr. Hydrashoks

Ask him if he is retarded because i have a gadsden flag flying out of my sunroof and an 2 large trump signs on my rear glass

Trump as I pull out my .357 mag. Problem?

Start shooting.

youtube.com/watch?v=Munn2k6tbwA
Like this.

"OH SOLEE ME NO SPEAKE ENGRISH"

*Drives away*

...

>slowly smear blue pain on my face with my hand.
>pull a sword out.
>FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
>charge the car in-front of me
>running the English basterd through with my glorious steel.

I pull out my trusty car weapon I keep for just such an occasion and ask him if he really wants to be so impolite.

HE

DINDU

NUFFIN

*das right erupts from the crowd*

clutch in, ASR off, rev up high, drop the clutch

kill the motherfuckers while drifting
>DEJAVU
>I Just voted for Trump before

> Fingers of right hand peel under jacket. left hand undoes seatbelt.
> Stare directly in his eyes and calmly state "TRUMP!" while fingers tighten around my Sarsilmaz K2 .45
> if he appears about to swing or says "wrong answer" or somesuch, draw and put two rounds in his chest.
> if he puts his weapon down and smiles, get out of the car and join him on his quest.

The proper term is "gat gat", sir. Don't appropriate my nigger culture.

i would have to clean up my tendie mess first

Say what is Allepo?!

I voted Darrell Castle. Here, I'll prove it with my Second Amendment Machine.

BLAM!

this is the correct answer

BTFO CTR

A FUCKING COLLECTION OF STARS REPRESENTING EACH DEAD FAG AT PULSE NIGHT CLUB

Jill Stein

My CZ

5mm nato standard bullet to the face.

"Ayy lmao"
then I run over the guy standing in front of my car and make a dash for it

Pretty sure it was Schlomo Scheckelstein

Magdump into the crowd

...

>sitting on your pistol

Say Trump then go in reverse and try do drive around.

>The proper term is "gat gat", sir. Don't appropriate my nigger culture.

The fuck you talkin' about, it would be "bucka bucka" or something like that, nobody uses "gat gat" as the onomatopoeia for a gun.

Johnson

"Da fuq is that?" while they think i speed off

But in reality i had to take public transportation halfway across the city to my polling place. It took four hours so i took a halfday.

Most of the ride was pleasent. Met some really noce people on both sides. I even felt guilty for a bit voting for trump.

But then at one of the transfer stations a gang of urban youths were openly dealing heroin and accosting people in general. I felt vindocated

That sounds very verbose,sir.

>How do you respond?
Politics is a patriarchal invention #FeministReactionary!

Bang...bang bang bang bang bang.

True to form

Call the police.
LOL

>"TRUMP or HILLARY?" he barks.
>How do you respond?
Two to the head, three to the chest, scan and assess, acquire the other targets, rinse repeat, change magazine, continue firing.

perot

under rated

Someone piss in your marmite, friendo?

its called a holster you noguns faggot. Specifically my Alien Gear Wear IWB holster

Yell MAGA and run them the fuck over.