Why are the Amish voting Trump? What does it even amtter to them?

If they live in social isolation with no contact with the outside world, what difference does it make to them who wins the election?

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WHY?

They're not that isolated. They get bored and walk around Wal Mart all the time.

Probably because they have strong objections to a potential president involved in actual Satanic rituals.

Lol, what? I thought the entire purpose of their existence was to shun modern life and live without any forms of new technology?

>what difference does it make to them who wins the election?
Muslims and nukes from Russia kill Amish people to

Amish are German.

Trump is German. Do the math. Everyone is hoping for the Trumpenreich.

They're an all white community with a successful patriarchal system.
Letting the dems gain power is eventual suicide for them.

Nah they all fuck around until they are over 30 years old, then they get serious.

t. amish

Hillary might make them not starve their wives and daughters which would bring costs up for them.

Going to the zoo doesn't make you a zebra.

WE HAVE THE BEST PEOPLE

They are white and are thinking for their own interests? Just a guess.

They don't want their state mongreled the fuck up.

MAGA

The amish know about the Clinton and Soros cabal. They don't like it.

>t. Weird al yank my dick

Because they want to Make America Great Again. Honesty unites all people under the banner of truth.

Amish dont have goverments this dude aint no amish

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PAfag here, you are an ignorant fucking nigger talking out of your ass.

They have special arrangements with the federal govt. in regards to social security, the draft, etc. and they're conservative christians who are willing to vote for the lesser of two evils.

Because the outside world stays outside when it's majority white and leaves them be.

When hispanics take over, they're coming for them.

they're fucking inbred too

Do tell us your Amish secrets.

Clinton would deem their community as being too white and segregated, and therefore must change.

They like the status quo. They don't want further (((indoctrination))) on how they should behave and think.

They know Shillary will bring filthy immigrants to their homes whether they want it or not

They are contributing to their country.

Estate tax

Because they want to continue to be living in that isolation in peace.

Hillary wins next thing you know, half of them are converting to Islam by force and the other half are marrying their sister who is now their brother.

The left is destructive to traditional societies.

Religious liberty is critical for them preserving their way of life. Trump supports the preservation of religious freedom.

Perfect!
That was fucking hilarious.

the socialists want to reeducate them and include them into society. Traditional freedoms are not respected by progressives

They're fighting for the same reason white, blue-collar America is.

To preserve their way of life.

I am visiting cali atm feels good man

That song was a classic.
They aren't cut off from the world idiot.

DELETE THIS

This. Hillary claims to want to lower the lower and middle classes' income taxes, but hadn't ever spoken openly about her plans to hike up other taxes, especially the Estate Tax, to drain the middle class dry.

I thought you weren't allowed to use internet.

Because Muslims and Mexicans and Globalist/Marxists won't respect that right.

That's why the Mormon vote is split, despite their loathing of Trump.

>Amish letting a satanist into office

They'll zerg the polls with buggies to keep that cunt out.

Are Amish girls secretly whores?

In Christianity, globalism marks the beginning of the end. This is why the Amish, and all other Christians, should and hopefully will be voting for Trump

The based amish are the national redoubt of all white peoples.

This,

Does anyone believe that the Amish would be left alone if America didn't have a white majority?

imagine if there were a significant Muslim presence.

It is their right to vote the same as anyone else. I see no problem with it.

The Amish hate muslims

the lefties hate everyone not under their spell. They hate southeners, they hate the poor whites, they hate the principles of the amish.

Rumspringa my man

DR PAVEL IM QUAKER

>cropping out the best part of the image to make it look real

BTW what leftists plan to do once there will be like 80 millions of Amish? They have african fertility rates.

snopes.com/amish-trump-presidential-victory/

You're a fucking retard.

>they live in social isolation with no contact with the outside world

wew, lad

So they stay isolated instead of getting overrun by spics. Duh.

Because Hillary isn't going to let a bunch of white people who don't allow gay marriage or abortion keep doing their thing. Obama is probably trying to put section 8 housing up next to their farms as we speak.

They don't want ww3

As the hours are passing by and as dem voters piling high
No escape and no salvation!
Backdoors to rigged voting machines are buried deep in polling halls
Flip the votes there and Republicans fear

Desperation
Desperation
It's a desperate race against the crime
And a race against time!

THEN THE BASED AMISH ARRIVED!

COMING FROM THE COUNTRYSIDE!

THEN THE BASED AMISH ARRIVED!

COMING OUT THEY TURNED THE TIDE!

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Dems will force them to gost gay weddings in their fields.

If cash doesn't exist due to Clinton. Amish would be by default barter only. Which means country folks would end up buying silver to trade them for the food they grow and services they provide.

I didn't think I'd see the day where Sup Forums sucks amish dick like it's candy, but it seems anything is possible theese days

C'mon buddy.
All girls are secretly whores.

The Amish simply forbid themselves to have covetous possessions. God says thou shalt not covet, and they take that just as seriously as thou shalt not murder.

They cannot own consumer electronics. They also cannot own most other things. But they can USE all the conveniences of modern life, they just can't own them. The Amish are BIG fans of Amtrak. I had a conversation with an Amish radiologist on the train once. You know what she was looking forward to when we got to the station? She wanted to go to Pizza Hut.

They're seriously just normal people who take the Bible seriously.

Yes.

The want the rest of us to live like it's 1716 too.

I just looked it up and there is 70,000 Amish in Ohio as well, why didn't we start a GoFundMe months ago to get buses to Amish ppl in swing states???

Yea.

And they'll bus in niggers because the home schooling is too white.

Fuck replied to the wrong person

(((They))) didn't anticipate the AMISH UPRISING

They avoid anything that keeps them away from family. So their houses don't have TVs and rarely have phones. But many Amish men own cell phones, purely for business.

Snopes thinks PJW started the spirit cooking meme and that George Washington didn't believe that the 2nd amendment meant people could use guns against their own govt.

Because he is not a Woman, English.

Hillary will collide with the Feds to Waco them.
They'll stand their ground.
Amish become new meme enemy for stand up comedians and talks shows
Modern day bootlicking Sup Forums calls them white niggers

Because their villages aren't immune to nukes

This.

Not all are secret, though.

Live next to white people or live next to shitskins. Based Amish know better.

yes there were fake reports, doesn't invalidate the sentiment

cbc.ca/news/world/amish-community-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-us-election-1.3711008

Sounds like somebody got kicked off the farm

This. They'll be vilified as a sacrifice to the machine if things keep going the way they are.

You've clearly never lived near the amish
They don't live in total isolation

Think of your weird neighbor next door or down the street.
Only instead he doesn't believe in electricity.

That's the Amish

1716 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

At least they are not muslims and inbred

This, really. I've known a couple of Amish, and they are good people. Bit shy, but that's understandable given their culture.

>Amish
>>Not Inbred

They actually pay people to inseminate their women to prevent birth defects in their communities

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It fits into their ideology. There's no property under socialism. Your neighborhood and schooling can be utilized however it makes most sense to them.

Prove you're amish

The Amish from fucking nowhere. Get churned hiltards.

Ackshully, they're Swiss.

because Hillary won't let them be socially isolated, especially not when it comes time for the draft

get out of your basement.. ffs even Amish get out more than you

They live in america, so no shit this is relevant to them

They have plenty of contact with the outside world.

They may be weird fucks but theyre not some elusive cult.

Christ man dive through the Midwest some time.. they have stores, they are nice to nonamish, and they smell of milk. Decent folk.

pffft. my neighbors are Amish. Every dinner looks like thanksgiving.

This is unprecedented, they usually allow you to vote as you wish. They must really feel threatened.

they want the contract to build the wall

Are you going back to the community?

>Be Amish
>Work 28 hours a day making candles from bee's wax
>Sell your humble goods for pennies to tourists
>Government taxes you and you can't buy a new cow when Bessie dies
>Tax money spent on partial birth abortions

They'd do a goddamn amazing job...shit would last hundreds of years before it needed any maintenance.

you know those storys about how the fed government does shit like raiding places that sell unpastuerized milk?

yeah who do you think is making it?