Hey Beavis, these chicks are flat

>hey Beavis, these chicks are flat
They don't allow jokes like this on TV anymore, do they?

This topic sucks.

Beavis and Butthead can't work in today's culture for various reasons. One being that they'd probably spend all day every day in their rooms whacking it to internet porn instead of doing something really stupid to sate their needs.

They didn't have money for internet dumbass.

I meant today's culture, user. Where even homeless people have phones with internet access.

Oh yeah. Heh, I didn't think of that.

They'd have to look for wifi and probably watch porn and bestgore in school and public library. It would be even funnier.

They did have a working house phone. Who was paying for that?

Stuart.

So, have you ever like, been with an older man?

whoa! He almost scored.

I remember Garfield saying that people should be dragged into the street and shot.

Was that episode where Beavis and Butthead went to a feminist society thinking that it was a free brothel the only politically loaded B&B episode?

There's literally an episode names "Politically correct".

the reason it doesn't work is because Beavis and Butthead is no longer satire.

There were a few episodes where they tried to get access to porn off another computer like the library computer, but were too incompetent to find the porn and ended up getting banned

In the year 2017, they'd just have their own cheap computers and watch porn all the time.
Heck, they'd just be completely normal Sup Forums users. They'd be mocked as normalfag losers. .

I liked the new season a few years ago, too bad there probably wont be any more.

I hate beavis and butthead crossovers and parodies. They always suck, and the people making them are literally as autistic as cornholio.

Enjoy your vacation

Weren't Beavis and Butthead teenagers? Is he hitting on a middle schooler here?

Most of the show was them indoors anyway.

I quite like them, it works with most character pairs.

>Yeah um I just have a question. Is this a god damn?

Is that Quinn Morgendorffer?

I still laugh at the delivery of this line. It's so stupid but it gets me every time.

That's just how the show has always been like.

I'd do girl butthead

>tfw no rule 63 Beavis and Butthead exist, that i know of, anyway

Bork, you are a federal agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence in a preposition.

They had enough money for nachos and slushies. However, they don't seem to have anybody they want to talk to. Outside of hitting on chicks.

They were. They both had jobs at burger world. They also paid for cable, electricity, food, bike repairs, and either rent or property taxes the same way. Weird to think they were already more responsible than a lot of kids their age.

>They were. They both had jobs at burger world.
Wait what? Aren't they 13-15 year old teenagers who live in either of their parent's basement?

Burger world is just a student job. their parents are never seen, but I am sure they just suffer from some Peanuts syndrome.

right uhh....You know that guy off in who's camper they were whacking?

Uhh, no way dude. Their dads are a couple of Motley Crue roadies turned drifters, and their mothers are a couple of random sluts from Highland. They're completely self-sufficient. Also their house only has a single level (no basement) and probably only has a single bedroom used for storage since they appear to sleep sitting on the couch.

>They're completely self-sufficient.
Is this confirmed? I simply assumed their parents never appeared on the show. How are they not in a foster home if they don't live with their parents?

Rick and Morty does shit much worse than that OP

Apparently two kids died because of emulating stuff on this show back in the day

because nobody gives a shit about them. even the hippie schoolteacher tries not to get too close to them

Kids are stupid. Some kid died trying to do a sand trap move from Naruto because he buried his head in the sand and suffocated. Parents just need to sit down and tell their idiot offspring that stuff on TV is not real and doing it in real life will hurt.