Who's the better lover?

who's the better lover?

Logan overcompensates. He has a below average cock but he treats women roughly which women like.

I think Wolverine is, when he makes love/falls in love, he's always super duper intense.

Scott is just a robot, who only emotes when his programming deemes it to be appropriate.

Not this meme again.

I can see this.
>Logan - short, thicc, super intense all the time
>Scott - all-around excellent but vanilla and the same every time

Wolverine may be the bad boy, but, in the end, you know Cyclops only has eye for you.

Couldn't resist....

Hairy, unwashed midget who also occasionally sleep murders.

vs

Clean, Tall, Buff white bread.

t. Logan.
>GURLS HATE BEING LOVED GRRRRR I MUST FUCK THEM WITHOUT ANY SORT OF SKILL.

If you read Morrison's run, the most realistic reason for Scott having an affair with Emma while not having had sex with Jean in 5 months, is that after being possessed by Apocalypse and being connected to his unrepressed dark side for the first time, he realized he wanted to do some very kinky shit, that Jean wouldnt have been ok with, stuff that would have made her ask for a divorce or lose all respect for him, so instead he did that kinky stuff with Emma cosplaying as Jean, because Emma is a former supervillain who is always half naked and used to dress like a dominatrix, so nothing would be too extreme for her, and she wouldnt judge him for having unusual fantasies.

The sex life of Scott should be seen as this

Super vanilla only missionary while he was with Jean

Super extreme German porn style (fisting, pegging, sadomasochism etc) while he was with Emma.

Apocalypse saved Scott from living all his life as a sexually repressed person.

So it was the regular male virgin-whore complex?

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Logan

Logan is crying pussy in bed

Kill yourself manlet.

Why telepathic women love Scott?

Because he is an easily manipulated cuck.

There's no way logan isn't just a selfish beast in the sack.
Scott likely takes care of the woman and is far more intimate, hard and stern when he needs to be too. He's a team player, a leader, that makes for a better lover than someone who might leave to play for the other team.

T. Manlet

His mind is stated to be soothing to go into due to how regulated and confident he is.

my headcanon fanfiction is since Scott was raised in the orphanage of Mr Sinister, his mind was structured in a very unnatural way by Sinister (who is himself a telepath) that other telepaths find attractive.
So, we don't know what Scott's personality would be in normal circumstances.

Scott's intense attraction for Jean may be something put in him by Sinister to make sure he breeds with her.

Scott also tends to fuck women who are symbolic of his father figures. He was even under the protection of a criminal telepath with diamond skin for a while after escaping from the orphanage.
And Jean would be she-Xavier. Maddie would be Sinister.

>who might leave to play for the other team.
explain yourself!

Wolverine is into dudes

logan, duh. how do you think he keeps pulling in women and girls despite being a tiny hairy ball of muscle? its not animal magnetism, i'll tell you that. its femalebragalotism. the more he fucks, the more they talk, the more other women want in.

speaking of which, there was an issue in all new wolverine where this ship captain tells laura and gabby that logan was the best lover she ever had

Scott is the kind of guy to overcompensate for his insecurities.

He'd read up on pleasing a woman, and research, and be 'attentive' and do all the 'right' things, he's 'supposed' to do but then he'd also be completely passionless.

Logan would be simple honest straightforward animalistic fucking.

Go back to being dead hitler, Scott

Scott is dead so Logan is better

This is a pointless question because the answer is night and day.

Scott, being far closer to 'mortal' to Logan has a far more concrete sense of what being a 'lover' is as he is destined to have a far shorter lifespan and will desperately cling to whatever relationship he has to maintain what he feels as normalcy. So, for the sake of "making love" and having a committed "lover" to have for himself to be one with, Scott is always going to be the better lover in the romantic sense.

Scot has emotional content and sentimentality in a relationship all on lockdown while logan is just gold standard at the shagathon.

Logan is just so long-lived and well-known for being more macho/wild, so he's guaranteed to outpace scott and completely dominate and do whatever he pleases with any character in the marvel universe so long as they are dtf. thhe bottom line is that logan has so much experience bedding people that there's probably not a single person except doreen that wouldn't consider him weak, submissive or in any way beneath the standard of what scott would provide.

it's a wonder thhat this topic even exists since it's plainly written on the characters which is which. Logan loses out on emotion simply because he has too many problems that he considers miles above scott's, which are mostly scott's personal attachments and baggage that Logan dismisses since he's more likely to move on due to the amount of romantic relationships he's had compared to scott. Logan by point of fact IS less romantic than scott while scott is less experienced in performance. The only way it would be better balanced is if scott contacted wolverine-level immortality or if logan ended up with a woman as immortal as he.

And no, I'm not counting Jean's hidden stash of phoenix down because that's cheating the equation. OP is asking specifically in regards to which of the two are "better lover"

Romance/intimacy: Scott Wins.
Alpha/powerlust:Logan Wins.

it honestly would depend what the girl likes. wolverine would appeal to the girls who like strong, smelly, masculine guys. cyclops would appeal to the nicer girls who love a boy scout. if we are going purely by skill, probably wolverine, simply because his healing factor would rechage his balls instantly.

you are all forgetting something important. logan may be brash and smelly, and as that nigger above stated, hes not really much of a romantic. HOWEVER, he has the daddy charm. he may not spread rose petals across the room and light some candles, but he has compassion and understanding. he will not judge you. he will accept you how you are and love you despite your flaws. he will guide you to better yourself and be your rock. scotts problem is hes a wet towel

user above you has a good point by bringing in squirrel girl.

Consider that in Wolverine's mind, Squirrel girl qualifies under his darker
fantasies, so as far as he's concerned, she's the dominant one in the bed or
at the very least is giving him punishment that he enjoys for him to rank up
there with Spiral, Mystique and Emma fucking Frost.

The funny detail here is that no matter who beds Wolverine, Squirrel girl is
the only one that is so far an odd one out that in every interpretation seen of
her, she seems to be too much of a goody-two-shoes to even think of being
caught in the same bedroom as Wolverine. Judging by her fascination with
Speedball, her type is clearly more Cyke than Wolvie and whenever her
encounter with Wolverine happened, it's clear that (1.) Wolverine couldn't
handle her since she kicked his ass during that one fight and (2.) She
probably lost control in bed since Squirrel girl is literally the only character
wolverine has ever warned to not be seen coming around near him again.

Even if Squirrel Girl did enjoy herself, the only implication you can extrapolate
from their exchanges is that she was too eager to match him and emotionally
and he was not okay with what he found, which would probably be a first and
only one-time-ever for him.

Like, SG is emotive and expressive in positive ways that she'd be right at
home co-habitating with Cyke, but people like SG -KNOWING- who and what
Wolverine is all about would definitely mean the bed partner would have to
pull out all the stops just to impress him.

Remember, EVEN IF IT IS meant to be A JOKE, SG has still solo'd more
heavy-hitters in the Marvel canon than anybody else and Wolverine had to go
toe-to-toe with a person who was likely to be the first to turn him off, wear
him out or even possibly cause serious physical or emotional harm far above
and beyond what he thought was possible.

So, yeah. Even if Wolverine came up short in bed with SG, it's pretty damn
likely that Cyke could make a relationship with her last until they both died of
old age.

Fair point, but this ultimately means that op's meaning of "lover" is too broad for
us to define as a final, definitive and objectively concrete fact on who is 'best'.

so there ultimately is no "better", unless you count pure physical pleasure, because logan just has far FAR more experience. so when it comes to actual relationships, you have two flavors to choose from. i suppose if your life is fucked up and you had a horrible upbringing, logan can bring some light back into your life. but if you had a normal life, scott might be a better fit

I love the fact that it's so casually accepted that everybody is squirrel girl's bitch in the sack. I want to see if anybody's ever going do dispute this.

shes just mad he stuck it in her butt without asking and she liked it but is ashamed about it

i stared typing that as a joke and the more i thought about it the more valid it seems

>He has a below average cock
I dunno. She-Hulk wanted a piece of that and she's one big girl.

Who's that in the bottom panel?

i fucking told you it was femalebragalotism. bitches just cant help but brag about how good their man is

i forgot her name. but its really weird to pronounce because its not how its spelled. so its written one way but pronounced another, and i forgot both

That would make sense if she was the one who wanted distance, but... Logan's the one that told her to evacuate his comfort zone in the text.

Say what you will, but Logan's definitely the one talking like he's the one that filed a restraining order. The only thing that may have gone up any butt here would be a squirrel or two up Logan's.

Do you mean best in the sack or best person to love you?

Logan is probably an animal in the sack for obvious reasons. Plus he is loyal, Scott has a thing for cheating on people. Finally women dig the whole tortured soul secretly with a heart of gold.

then shes the one who wanted scat baby diaper play and logan said nope

I feel like since Logan is over 300 pounds when he has sex with a normal person he has to be the bottom otherwise he’d kill them

>Suddenly remember that even Daredevil was terrified of her.
>Fucking Daredevil.
Considering all that's been said, I'm not even going to pretend to want to go any further down this rabbithole. After realizing Doreen's Apex in any relationship and reaeding your post, I'm declaring it all 2deep4me.

user, I...

You do know there's more positions than missionary, right? Countless, even.

>squirrel girl has such disgusting degenerate fetishes that men run away from her
>wolverine put a restraining order on her
>daredevil can sense the evil within

Scott's a pretty shitty lover, he dumped Maddie for Jean the second he heard she was alive. Therefore turning Maddie into an evil demon sorceress.

Logan has had tons of short affairs that never amounted to anything though. Plus he's a pedophile who fucked Squirrel Girl.

>implying squirrel girl wouldnt be arrested for what she did to logan

You can't count logan as a pedophile any more than you can count any character in any fictional work with a lifespan exceeding 100 years while maintaining youthful looks.

I can't qualify Doreen as "underage" considering she has to be roughly the same age as Peter Parker or potentially older during most events deemed 'current'. If anything did happen between him and Jubes, she was past the point of puberty.

When you put it like that, I'm inclined to believe she violated Thanos and Galactus. Either that or Doom is regularly her bottom bitch and warns the others to play dead around her just so they don't getting bitch-made.

Having sex with Scott has to be like having sex with a loaded gun aimed at your head knowing jiggling the wrong way could set it off. My glasses fall off during sex, no big deal, happens to Scott whatever he's looking at gets obliterated

Adamantium hard boners.

That's why Emma and Jean are best for him. Emma turns to diamonds so his beams can't hurt her. And Jean as Pheonix can telekinetically suppress his beams from shooting out.

Post the one from Whedon-men whete they roleplay as Wolverine and Jean

The Hulk.

Is that Mazinger in the third panel?

His mental repression is like catnip to a telepath. His whole brain is one massive edging scenario. Imagine the feel of an a-bomb vibrating under the skin with every touch.

He's a stiff, and all that held back energy, both physical and mental is arousing.

>Emma turns to diamonds so his beams can't hurt her

wouldn't that hurt like a motherfucker?

what did she do to doom? did she rape him? hes just letting her do whatever she wants

yes

That just makes it hotter

She needs to hook up with Colossus. They would have the greatest sex ever.

what book is this from?

Canonically, she rolled up in his fortress with an army of squirrels that overwhelmed him before he could process what the fuck or why the fuck.

Doom straight-up defies every single person in marvel lore that crosses him at least once, but the only two known hard exceptions were Luke Cage who who hounded doom down for cheating him out of $200, which Luke forced Doom to surrender the 200 dollars - and Squirrel girl, who doom flat-out wants no part of crossing again.

Let your imagination make of that what you will, but going off of Doom and Logan's responses, it's likely they got a few squirrels up the ass for their trouble. Absolutely nobody has beef with Squirrel Girl because of shit like this on principal of not wanting to know, especially if Doom wants no part of it.

>Matt's radar sensing imminent death via sex dungeon.
Oh, that's either New Avengers #17 #18 or #19. I don't recall which. It's where SG starts her babysitting job for Luke and Jess.

She Hulk also banged Hawkeye and Juggs. Any cock is fine.

>Squirrel girl is nuts
Heh

Did this thread just turn into a behind-the-scenes episode of To Catch A Predator? How the fuck do we go from a scott and logan dick-measuring contest to a investigative report into doreen's sexual conquests and potential rape history?

Reminder, all of the marvel characters have issues one way or the other.
She's aware that she's in a comic surrounded by these nuts that don't know better and think their world and reality is normal.
Her go-to phrase? "I don't need luck.I eat eat nuts."
The danger is real.