Jungle Movie thread

I can't believe Olga slept with the entire crew.

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She had European education. Of course she did.

I really doubt being a massive slut is exclusive to women who studied abroad.

No, its exclusively to american white girls and euros.

THAT GIRL IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER

She learned from European women how to spread legs as an introduction.

Take solice in the idea that she probably got some kind of STD.

don't worry there wasn't much sleeping during those nights

>Olga is likely pregnant with a criminal's baby
>Helga finally has her longtime love acknowledged and reciprocated.
I knew she was going to make it. The less than golden child always comes out better than the favored one.

>criminal
Nice implication there. What Argentina laws were broken by that guy?

>Arnold fucked Helga's sister.

Let that sink in for a minute.

Wait. What

He was a pirate who helps LaSombra steal treasure and helped kidnap a bunch of kids.

Lucky bastard.

but he's handsome, so it's good.

Someone post the Ameriorcs

It was a lewd movie.

SMALL WORLD ALL HER FRIENDS KNOW ME

Who said you could get a boner, Football head!?

Who said I could give you football head!?!?

I didn't watch the movie, pleaser spoiler me the ending

even Curly wants to be SOMBRA'D

Girlhood status: trembled

hey arnold! girls with breasts is strange

I completely read this in her voice.

How much do I have to be Fran to say lewd shit and swear?

*pay

fuck.

This is the best animated villain we had in ages

Grab the pussy.

He's definitely the most stone cold brutal.

Except for his, you know, no guns policy.

>immediately got wet at the sight of the rugged crew members
I'm sure Bob would have been proud.

>Takes a poison dart that was shoot on his own head to use as a weapow

metal as fuck

Right but what Argentine laws were broken by that guy specifically?

...

>what Argentine laws were broken by that guy specifically?

Not being rude with others while doing it

Like most american women, their men are too domesticated.

Curly is DAMAGED.

This. She needed to say "Y la puta que te pario, boliviano de mierda" as she was doing it. Otherwise, it's a crime.

>Why are we here?! Just to suffer?! Every day I remember the day I was supposed to take care of the balls after gym class. I'm gonna make them give me that day back

So he had to cuck someone while having sex? And it's illegal otherwise?

Not someone, just a Bolivian and they aren't people.

Hey user! Ratakunikuni kharati matakatata?

Argentinians don't have have sex user, they just masturbate to pictures of europe and kiddnap white kids

>That Olga face
>a kid is fine

Marco happen. In Argentina, too.

this triggers the virgin

Now I finally see.

What the fuck! this a blue board you filthy whore!

I don’t remember her being so boy crazy. Is she supposed to be going through a phase?

I don't get it.

>the moustache joke

Brilliant

Well there was that time she got engaged to a guy she only knew for two weeks.

Liking big jungle cock isn't a phase.
It's a lifestyle™.

It's just her 'white girl going to a foreign country and getting as much BBC as she can find' phase.

But women who studied abroad is exclusive to massive slut.

she wants the salsa

> so i suppose you fell asleep and then got beat up by a couple of children?
> good, all according to keikaku

I was actually a little impressed by that planning, putting the incompetent guy on guard duty and expecting him to fail and look genuine about it instead of staging a breakout.

Happens all the time. A shame not many males are into american women unless they are completely wasted.

This here is why America is the greatest country on earth. Once I was old enough to drive to a basketball game I was able to get my fill at the local colleges. It's like dinner and a show. Well, other way around.

I appreciate Gerald looking more grossed out and afraid than sad here.

Yeah, but that was a con artist who put on a persona that catered to every one of her personal interests, not just her falling for a pretty face. She’s always been really gullible but I didn’t think she was also so instantly infatuated.

Anyone got a link to this? I haven't seen anything yet and I don't have a cable sub.

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WOAH GIRL

Curly rode the fuck out of her.

That is what having a little brother is like. Little shits the lot of them.

Che was voiced by Arnold's original voice actor.

SWOOCE
RIGHT
IN

They didn't give a damn about Helga.

European women are sluts, they proudly express this and belittle non-sluts as prudes.

koichi-rhonda was surprisingly cute

>Arnold could have had a harem of delicious brown loli pussy

Helga confirmed superior.

how mean?

>didn't go ass 2 mouth when she begged for it
pretty damn mean

He took the condom off halfway during doggy and didn't say anything! Then he pulled out for a little bit and started fucking me again. But next thing I know he's looking at me head on from outside the window and his friend was actually the one inside of me!

danke

He called me Helga while he was fucking me!

That brilliant accent Molina did made me think immediately of this fucker from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

OH, THAT'S IT!

daaaaaayum shots fired

>Che escapes
what did he mean by this? Che redemption arc?

damn, for his old age Bob whooped his ass pretty good

that whole plot element ended abruptly and wasn't brought up again

This, it was utter chaos on the pirate camp with the kids and all and then nothing was said until the end of the movie

this is a dangerous jungle loli

>try to culturally enrich jungle loli
>get stabbed
nice

>the fake moustache in his hand
did not see that coming.

I liked the Principal, shame he couldn't make it into the movie.

Why didn't the real Eduardo go to North America to find Arnold, or at least let Phil know what happened? His house was only recently ransacked, so the dude had a solid decade.

Sup Forums I can't tell, is Arnold CHAD or beta virgin?
On the one hand
>manlet
>gets rejected by girls left and right for superior cousin Arnie
>rejects brown loli harem paradise for some tsundere spaghetti
>football head

VS
>LITERAL blonde nordic god worshipped by brown lolis
>dad is chad
>good at chatting up the ladies "hip to the groove, foxy mama"
>THAT FUCKING TANGO SCENE
>Cheeky lad
>Has his own thirsty childhood friend tsundere loli with blonde twintails almost canonically masturbating over him daily

>gets rejected by girls left and right for superior cousin Arnie
something that still baffles me to this day

Anyone have some HD screencaps of Olga?

*dukes of hazzard theme*

>That grim reminder that HA! is now topical on a site that when the show originally ran, wasn't even online.
>Have to put up with modern meme chanspeak being mixed in with my classic 90s Nicktoon.

I should have seen this coming. Fuck everything.

* Keikaku mean plan*

>What did he mean by this?
Don't you mean what did che mean by this?

Uncle Pol told me about this kind of DEGENACY...and uncle Pol loves CO/...rigth?

Who is Helga?

Are there any torrents yet?