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Election Night- Comfy Edition
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I'm comfortably awaiting White Male Tears
I can't bear to look.
Is he winning?
I wanna get comfy but my right rib area is killing me. I think it's trapped gas or something.
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No
If you haven't voted yet, don't bother, it'll all be for nought
I think we can all agree that no matter who wins today, a shitstorm is coming.
Nachdem Trump verloren hat, werden mich die Tränen von Sup Forums für Wochen nähren, vielleicht sogar für Monate. Ich werde dieses Imageboard heimsuchen, wie ein Wolf über Lämmer herfällt - und baden werde ich in der endlosen, ohnmächtigen Wut, die dieses Imageboard ausstößt. Mit Augen verspeisen werde ich die Themen über Selbstmorde, die zornerfüllten Beiträge, und trinken werde ich dazu ihr Gejammer. Sobald sie dann tatsächlich ihre Akte der Selbstverstümmelung, bishin zum Suizid, ins Netz stellen, werde ich wahren Rausch erleben.
Ich glaube nicht, dass mein Penic jemals härter sein wird, als in jedem Augenblick, in dem eine Million Sup Forumstrottel die Verzweiflung ihrer winzigen weißen Schwänzchen ergießen.
i'm not comfy enough i need some weed or some beer or something this is way stressful
You're gonna be out of a job soon
If there is one thing that eurovision song contest has taught me, it is that early voting results are not to be trusted. Celebrate carefully, build a wall around your heart
Sup Forums sure is comfy tonight
S H A D I L A Y
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Mysogini Wins!
Stay comfy while you can. There will be revolts no matter who wins.
Polls are only closed in Indiana and Kentucky and trump is winning handily in both. As expected
Comfy edition. Drinking tears and getting turned on by suicide is not comfy. In other words, go fuck yourself. Make Germany Great again.
why comfy ?
ull be cuck in some hours
:^)
Indiana is Pence's state.
Kentucky is coal country.
Enjoy those wins Trumpshits
They're the only ones he'll get besides West Virginia.
Hilary mega landslide confirmed by my digits!
>tfw the momentum is too strong and the movement will materialize into something drastic sooner or later regardless of the results tonight
Feels good man
reporting in - guy was killed in gun shoot -california
I'm comfy. My state is doing it's part.
Fuck you!!!!!!
Nope.
anyhow, take to the streets if Trump doesn't win
How the fuck are you managing to remain comfy man
I'm FREAKING out, it's too close to call
This time during brexit we had a general idea of who would win but this is toooo close
Michigan here. I am excited
Not him, but I fucking WISH Hrc would pay me to troll you easily triggered nogs
Wenn Trump verliert werde ich ein wenig enttäuscht sein aber als Deutscher kann man sich einfach nicht in diese Wahl investieren, es ist rein emotional nicht möglich. Dein Szenario wird wohl nur auf die Amerikaner zutreffen, diese sind es aber schon gewöhnt in dieser Misere zu leben.
The way you write is absolutely cringworthy
d-d-dubzz confirm.
stay safe lads
Shootings confirmed in CA
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so far so trump
What am I looking at here? Is that an Anglo-Sandnigger mix?
/comfy/
MAGA
PRAISE KEK
this guy gets it
>This time during brexit we had a general idea of who would win but this is toooo close
Nigger what?
I watched the Brexit results live and that shit was up and down the whole way.
It wasn't until the last 3rd that it was pretty much done.
MSNBC showing 11 and 8% results
Trump is high, 70% is a big lead. If it looked like a landslide for Hillary, I'd expect like 55-60% Trump in Red states, but that's not what I'm showing.
I dunno... with these types of number, FL will probably go red.
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Just looking through some funny moments of this long ride. This was a good one.
at my new desk at work. mildly comfy. the OP pic soothed my soul praise kek alluh akbar
I learned from the primaries that if you have a ~40% lead with 10% +-2 of the votes in you'll get the state. such huge differences seem to project in small numbers pretty well.
we comfy bois
TRUMP IS WINNING NEW HAMPSHIRE!
which map is this from? please link
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It's just one tiny polling station, means nothing.
Big polls closing now.
Remember that that smaller polling stations are more likely to close first and more likely to be Republican.
It's the cities that lean left.
um what the fuck? pic related.
This Fox News coverage is decidedly already not shaping up to be very comfy..
Good luck, America.
Ah, alright. Thanks.
But still: pretty trumpy so far
Trump:
>Indiana
>Kentucky
Clinton:
>Vermont
Vermont blue
No votes in.
god I'm nervous, this is not comfy
Indiana and Kentucky were pretty safe bets though. Such was Vermont for Clinton. The real battleground states are a few hors away.
How do they call these states so soon? Not doubting it, just curious.
Yah not at all....
NC here. They're not letting me vote. I mailed in my absentee ballot request and registration form together. They mailed me back saying they got my absentee ballot request but have no record of me being registered. By that point it was past the deadline.
Active voter suppression in NC.
Because she can't catch up to the rate he is gaining
Rove saying Trump almost definitely has Florida.
>tfw 18 months of stress are boiling down into just a few more hours
feels surreal man
Absolutely. Fuck this guy.
SHIIIT
first results from Florida!
Holy fuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Nice.
MSNBC
FL is 66%
Wait for the big cities though, too close to call.
It's the cities that fuck shit over, never forget.
Maddow is calling white people "white nationalists" and she's going to cry seeing the FL results.
Just a few more hours
Hopefully Jews get BTFO but i worry they'll rig it
Of course. And it is kind of nerve wracking
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
One person killed, three wounded in shooting near LA-area polling station
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Really hoping Leon county goes red.
Stay home, niggers!
>CA
>Blue
>Big Surprise.
holy shit he is crushing it in FL
Better not stay up all night watching the results, wagecucks.You got a long day of slavery tomorrow. Don't worry, I'll tell you who won when you wake up tomorrow morning. Doesn't matter either way because I'll still get my NEETbux while you continue to slave to continue to contribute to it.
Trump said he got florida. Why is it surprising you?
im already pretty drunk from our fucking drinking game soi im pretty chill.
Listening to this, I fucking love this song now
I DON'T CARE IF I NEVER COME DOWN
Going to watch some hokkei and drink some beer. Please America Trump needs to win.
While this is true at least I'll go to work happy for once.
I'm about to go get some EBT tendies and soda
What's the drinking game?
I'm just drinking alone, I want to join.
This is the first post zimmerman(trial) election.
Florida is going Trump!
he also said he respects women
Down to 59% now
Still fucking high though, a lot of room to fall and he's still got it.
FL red.
Florida WILL go Trump.
I shall do an extra dab in your honor, fellow Sup Forumsack.
Grabbing women by the pussy doesnt meant you dont respect them.
What is it? I will join
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>FL blue now
FUCK
Wearing Santa hat and bathrobe, comfy as hell
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>tfw too happy about Trump's Florida lead to be mad at phonephags
Fuck your trips.
Why did you post this?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FL went blue, back to red!
In the good news
KEK help us all
it's cnn bullshit bingo.
3 shots for wolf blitzer saying KEY RACE ALERT
1 for that guy on his map saying ROMNEY
1 shot for EARLY RESULTS
1 shot for every black person on screen
1 shot for every women on screen
2 shots for black females
1 shot for "conservative part of the state"
3 shots for RIGT AFTER A QUICK BREAK
1 shot for every commercial concerning class action lawsuits
1 shot for anderson cooper eyefucking the camera from behind his glasses
and so on